[2021 May 14th] Mass Effect Begathon - "Mortgage Effect"

[rubynutmeg]

Fucking makes me laugh when he goes on about how much he loved The Witcher 3. He constantly took the piss during it, shit all over the combat mechanics because he sucked (no change there). And then he compliments the side quests and their story. He skipped loads of them or just bitched about having to do them - when he returned to find the Bloody Baron had hanged himself, he just laughed and then said, "I don't care, just let me play the fucking game."

But yeah, he loves TW3. He's such a fucking poser.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

everyday man...
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"Allottapeepo love the prestream!" *snorts* "and I agree with them, I love it too."

 

[Comma]

Normally this would be a massive amount, but it's really not when you realize it's literally only 5% of what this massively greedy man is demanding today.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

In five hours, we'll be lucky if even beats three levels in the first Mass Effect game. Tutorial included.

 

[YokuNama]

40 people banned. And a quick look at what kinda stuff is being banned.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

At least for 2k he introduced a hostage to the stream in the form of Jasper, what’s Phil willing to do if he gets 3k?

 

[Salubrious]

The best thing that could happen to DSP financially at this point is if Kat "misplaces" DSP's phone while he's sleeping.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

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Normally this would be a massive amount, but it's really not when you realize it's literally only 5% of what this massively greedy man is demanding today.

He isn't even bothering to "verify" these bigger tips. In any other context he would be scrutinising any tip bigger than $20.

 

[AceVentura]

In five hours, we'll be lucky if even beats three levels in the first Mass Effect game. Tutorial included.

He's going to spend an age on the Citadel. Wouldn't be shocked if he read all of the Codex stuff and hunted for all the Keepers. It's going to be a brutal playthrough.

 

[Fill Bern El]

His AC isn't on? Then what in the fuck is that loud ass shit in the background that I'm hearing?

 

[Planettenon]

Just a reminder that the more money he makes, the more in taxes he has to pay.

 

[Gensou Hadou]

I know this will never happen but I wish DSP would just publicly set a yearly tips goal. As much as we say his begging has become completely unmasked, it could definitely get a lot more unmasked tbh.

This shit is just ridiculous.

But an annual tips goal would lead to OnlyIcedCoffee tipping the entire amount (eg. $500,000) on December 31st, and Phil can't have that.

 

[Comma]

His AC isn't on? Then what in the fuck is that loud ass shit in the background that I'm hearing?

A horse.

 

[Rockerverb]

Diocletion is yet another metal band name.

 

[Gramh]

an hour in and he's only pulled $200 tardbux, only 6 more to go looks like we're not hitting the halfway goal guys DSP is gonna lose his house

 

[SilverReaper]

3000$ dollars ? And that's with all of the tips in the last 1-2 weeks that he said would reduce the overall goal.
What would it be if he hit like 40-50$ on the streams until now, 8000$ ? Fuck me.

 

[Prince Lotor]

He's only asking for $3,000?

Phil, you are demanding almost half a thousand dollars per day from your fans as a baseline.
You need to hold a special REEmergency Begathon for an extra weeks pay?

This looks weak Phil. You should have begged for at least $10K and came up with a better lie than just 'dur hur, I spent the $3K per week you guys gave me over the last 2 weeks and now I need an exshhtra weeks pay to make up for it, also keep giving me $3K a week forever too, sound good?'

 

[UaineRunei]

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Normally this would be a massive amount, but it's really not when you realize it's literally only 5% of what this massively greedy man is demanding today.

Also, searched for his name and all the results are DSP and this one:

DSP and thots. Oh yes, the classic.

Edit: he also follows Tevin and Wings. I'm in shock. What a unique DSP fan!

 

[tomstone]

we are back to 1$ helps (since he has 1300 viewers)

 

[hot hot leg]

He's not playing ME2.
He might not play ME3.
He might not even finish ME1.
Some marathon.