2016 US Presidential Election Thread 2 - Always Darkest before Don

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Oh Long Johnson said:
I'm sure Mitt Romney had at least one deeply held belief but I sure as fuck couldn't tell you what that is.
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I'm pretty sure he believes that when he dies he will ascend to godhood on a planet orbiting the star of Kolob where he will have many spirit wives. Since this is what Mormons actually believe.
 
Oh Long Johnson said:
His most lasting deed as governor of Massachusetts was to
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Actually I'd say that

  • Turning a $3b budget deficit into a $500m surplus
  • Adding nearly 100,000 jobs during his term
  • Didn't pardon anyone in order to respect the justice system
  • Allowed State Troopers to enforce federal immigration laws to deport illegals
  • Reduced unemployment to %4 by the end of his term
and a bunch of other things to be more worthy of mention but hey never mind that did you hear he waterboarded a dog on the roof of his car while on the way to shave gay kids?
 
Internet War Criminal said:
Actually I'd say that

  • Turning a $3b budget deficit into a $500m surplus
  • Adding nearly 100,000 jobs during his term
  • Didn't pardon anyone in order to respect the justice system
  • Allowed State Troopers to enforce federal immigration laws to deport illegals
  • Reduced unemployment to %4 by the end of his term
and a bunch of other things to be more worthy of mention but hey never mind that did you hear he waterboarded a dog on the roof of his car while on the way to shave gay kids?
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The media's hypocritical as all hell on burying Romney for being a two-faced robot-creature while ignoring Hillbot's three.

You're still ignoring Trump's four.
 
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp....e-rigged-election-claim?client=ms-android-zte
Trump loyalists plan own exit poll amid claims of 'rigged' election
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Donald Trump loyalists will attempt to conduct their own crowd-funded exit polling on election day, ostensibly due to fears that electronic voting machines in certain areas may have been “rigged”, the Guardian has learned.
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But the effort, led by Trump’s notorious informal adviser Roger Stone, will focus on 600 different precincts in nine Democratleaning cities with large minority populations, a tactic branded highly irregular by experts, who suggested that organizers could potentially use the polling as a way to intimidate voters
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Media organizations and political campaigns conduct exit polling for all major elections, but David Paleologos – a polling expert and director of the Suffolk University Political Research Center – said effective exit polling was done in bellwether precincts, not in areas likely to be dominated by a particular political party.
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Internet War Criminal said:
Actually I'd say that

  • Turning a $3b budget deficit into a $500m surplus
  • Adding nearly 100,000 jobs during his term
  • Didn't pardon anyone in order to respect the justice system
  • Allowed State Troopers to enforce federal immigration laws to deport illegals
  • Reduced unemployment to %4 by the end of his term
and a bunch of other things to be more worthy of mention but hey never mind that did you hear he waterboarded a dog on the roof of his car while on the way to shave gay kids?
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Oh! A Mass Governor did all those things? With the incredible power ceded to that office by the Commonwealth? With a legislature that could override any Governor's veto, even on a snow day?

I bow to your superior wisdom.
 
AnOminous said:
I'm pretty sure he believes that when he dies he will ascend to godhood on a planet orbiting the star of Kolob where he will have many spirit wives. Since this is what Mormons actually believe.
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I don't know about that, he said he would hold the constitution above god's law, that is pretty bad mormoning. I don't think he'd be thrown in spirit jail in the telestial realm, but I doubt he'd make it higher than the terrestrial realm on the moon :/
 
Oh yipee! I've found it! The clip from Maury Povich (this was just a short time before the show became 100% "You are not the father" bullshit) showing the actual side of Donald Trump.


I saw this myself back then, I loved the Maury show when it still talked about people with deformities (as I, myself do), and I was pretty surprised Donald Trump would turn out to be this generous.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
Oh yipee! I've found it! The clip from Maury Povich (this was just a short time before the show became 100% "You are not the father" bullshit) showing the actual side of Donald Trump.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6bY_QmA9Vu4
I saw this myself back then, I loved the Maury show when it still talked about people with deformities (as I, myself do), and I was pretty surprised Donald Trump would turn out to be this generous.
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As someone who isn't fond of Trump, I kind of feel bad for him getting a bad rep over politics. Should've stuck to TV.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
Jon Voight?
James Woods?
Chuck Norris?

(not the best examples, I know, but Celebrity Conservatives DO exist)
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Thats some bottom of the barrel scraping you did there. These are the kind of people who would show up at the opening of an envelope.
 
Motherfuckers didn't even namecheck John McClane?

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Shouldn't people not be losing their shit if Trump is going to be doing so badly in the polls?

 
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