He was sniffling even worse last time.
Donald is bringing out the spiked gauntlets on Hillary but now is wasting time going after Bill like I predicted.
(ETA: Michelle Obama quote gets more pop than the rambling rape ranting did . . .
ETA2: Yeah Hillary is looking tired more than normal but the three days off the trail is helping and she is light years better a public speaker now than she was when Obama beat her last decade.
ETA3
and Schultz call out!
This is fantastic. Donald has to keep the stream of thought more coherently but he just threatened Hillary with jail. Cheers. It's on now!
ETA4 He's making Presidential debates great again, I swear there was a derp face there too, neither of the moderators can consistently be strict with the rules again and now Trump just needs to steal the moderators mic and hit Clinton with it to make the heel turn complete on the night.
ETA5 Over under on feels man references tonight is set at 1/2 as of 9:35 PM EST . . .
ETA6 Trump, "Islamaphobia, and it's a shame." [Not sure if story Tommy goes here or not . . . .] Say the NAME
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ETA7 Hillary trying to salvage something now, but she's halting her speech more than at the start with a weird rhythmic hiccup.
ETA8 Warren Buffet and Soros, are they on the ballot, let me check . . . I don't see them with a bubble next to their name, sorry Donald. If little Corporations can't form does that mean Lolcow LLC doesn't really exist?
ETA9 "Alternative reality," sorry does not qualify as an official rare Pepe', no winners on the over yet . . .
ETA10 Donald refuses to let Cooper interrupt him from attacking Clinton over her donors not paying taxes like him, he's gleaming knife sharp tonight, this is an all time performance regardless of who gets more votes in a month.
ETA11 Hillary Rodham Clinton, "We'll here we go again," gets nothing after Donald's insult comedy gets a chuckle from way back in the room. Donald is talking over Clinton for the 2nd time and Cooper points out she didn't interrupt you to silence him. No pussy grabbing I saw just yet however but he backs down eventually again.
ETA12 He disagrees with his running mate because they haven't talked about Syria? LOL.
Still this reminds me of old Andre the Giant handicapped matches against three others at once and he's just squashing them constantly despite the attempted triple team.
ETA13 Hillary will live to fight another day because so far as great as this has been she's avoided the coup de grace. On a personal note, is that old meme William Hung in the front row behind
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ETA14 Hillary respects the Trump kids as the one thing she likes about Donald, thus setting up Ivanka to run with Chelsea in a plot twist down the road? Donald likes that Hillary doesn't quit or give up and is a fighter, sounds like
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And it's over, move over Nixon/JFK there's a new sheriff in town.)
