2016 Presidental Debates - Donald J Trump vs Hillary R Clinton

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May as well get this thread out of the way now. Any bets on who screams first (or if Hillary passes out)

First Debate: Monday September 26th, at 9PM at Hofstra University.

It will be streamed on YouTube for free.

Edit: lol fucked up the date
 
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I'm pretty sure Kaine had no idea what was going on throughout the entire debate. About the only thing he was capable of doing was spewing sound bites and interrupting worse than Trump. Even the focus group they showed after the debate hated him.
 
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AnOminous said:
Pence came across better while Kaine was kind of an aggressive yap dog who wouldn't quit barking. Of course, Pence had to tell a lot of ridiculous lies claiming Trump hadn't said stuff that was directly quoted word for word and that there's video of him saying.

Like most other VP debates though, it won't mean a damn thing. Neither of them totally melted down.

Pence looked more Presidential, though. More Presidential than Trump, too.
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I seriously think Pence is setting up a 2020 run between him relentlessly dodging Kaine's attempts to make him defend Trump and generally not acting like a partisan hack.

And he'd probably have a decent chance if he's running against Hillary that year, which is horrifying.
 
smellymarine said:
Predictions for tonight? I'm not sure how Trump will handle the inevitable endless sexism attacks.
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Trump will probably attack Hillary on her inconsistent stance on TPP. Clinton will play to her strengths, and lay out a plan for addressing the crisis in Aleppo. Both sides will fire shots at each other on their paternity leave plans, which is a signature issue for Trump. There will be a lot of spirited, policy-driven speeches, it should be very exciting for politics wonks.




Also, Trump will call Clinton's husband a rapist and Clinton will remind everyone that Trump likes to grab women by their genitals.
 
smellymarine said:
Predictions for tonight?
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But really, Trump calls Bill an 'abuser of women.' Democrats yawn because this is not a new accusation and he is only less popular in politics than the current president. Hillary politely as possible points out how short Donald is on so many topics of conversation but doesn't mention finger size. The moderator is worse than Lester Holt but better than the handkerchief at the VP debate. Afterwards Donald claims the debate was rigged and he still won whether Hillary has a seizure during the thing or not.
 
I just want someone to get bodied. I'd prefer Trump body Clinton but considering recent events I doubt that will happen.
 
Trump brings up the Juanita Broadrick situation.
Hillary counters by pointing out that she isn't Bill, and that Trump is currently facing a lawsuit alleging he raped a 13 year-old girl.
The crowd goes wild as Jerry Springer takes the mic from Anderson Cooper.

Seriously, though, I think it may turn out to be more boring than the last one.
 
Trump and Hillary remove their facemasks and eat Anderson Cooper
 
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