2016 Presidental Debates - Donald J Trump vs Hillary R Clinton

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May as well get this thread out of the way now. Any bets on who screams first (or if Hillary passes out)

First Debate: Monday September 26th, at 9PM at Hofstra University.

It will be streamed on YouTube for free.

Edit: lol fucked up the date
 
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A buddy of mine said something about Jennifer Flowers (classic figure in Bill dicking bimbos back at home) going to be attending with ringside seats. Because we weren't at the level of wrasslin enough yet.
Hillary invited some billionaire who hates Trump, so when Trump found out he invited Flowers.
 
A buddy of mine said something about Jennifer Flowers (classic figure in Bill dicking bimbos back at home) going to be attending with ringside seats. Because we weren't at the level of wrasslin enough yet.

Thirty minutes into the debate Gary Johnson will run up on stage and choke slam Hillary through the podium. A man in a Pepe suit comes out and the two of them act like they're going to endorse Trump. Then out of nowhere Johnson gives Trump a Stone Cold Stunner. Pepe removes his mask revealing Vince McMahon, "It was me Donald! It was me all along!"
 
Thirty minutes into the debate Gary Johnson will run up on stage and choke slam Hillary through the podium. A man in a Pepe suit comes out and the two of them act like they're going to endorse Trump. Then out of nowhere Johnson gives Trump a Stone Cold Stunner. Pepe removes his mask revealing Vince McMahon, "It was me Donald! It was me all along!"
AWWW SUNNUVA BITCH
 
Thirty minutes into the debate Gary Johnson will run up on stage and choke slam Hillary through the podium. A man in a Pepe suit comes out and the two of them act like they're going to endorse Trump. Then out of nowhere Johnson gives Trump a Stone Cold Stunner. Pepe removes his mask revealing Vince McMahon, "It was me Donald! It was me all along!"

This would restore my faith in politics the universe
 
I don't get the appeal of the debate, personally. If I wanted to watch two retards get in an autistic slapfight I'd just read one of the dramacow threads here.


You know, it's sad just how accurate the douche vs turd episode of South Park still is.
 
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Debate starts in 4 hours, guys! The pre-shitposting should start soon on all major social media and news networks! I'll be popping popcorn and drinking rum around 9PM.

I was just listening to the MSM (mainstream media) on the radio and they had a couple of "bipartisan" professors and a journalist claiming how Trump's 'corrupting influence' caused far too many people to turn away from the MSM and embrace the internet and social media for news and fact-checking, and that, because of this, Hillary will not win easily; the poorly-hidden panic in their voices was orgasmic to me as they described how they needed to "inject" the internet and major social media platforms with "credible fact-checkers" *coughCTRcough* with authority who would draw the masses away from 'fantasy' and lead the people to reality.

It's quite amazing. In previous election cycles, when trolls constantly bombarded republicans and conservatives without any mercy, helping democrats win, you never heard any complaints from the left. BUT now, when the trolls decide to target the left without mercy, they bitch and whine ten times more than the right, far worse than the right.

In addition, I thought Obama and the left said they wanted the government to be "transparent" and they desired information to flow freely, when this free flowing information was being used to attack the right. BUT today, we have Obama and the left literally throwing a temper tantrum over Wikileaks, similar groups, and claiming messages on the internet need to be controlled.

It's no wonder why so many people with power are hellbent on the destruction of the internet.
 
inb4 Trump and Hillary collapse on stage at the same time and die due to divine intervention.
 
Thirty minutes into the debate Gary Johnson will run up on stage and choke slam Hillary through the podium. A man in a Pepe suit comes out and the two of them act like they're going to endorse Trump. Then out of nowhere Johnson gives Trump a Stone Cold Stunner. Pepe removes his mask revealing Vince McMahon, "It was me Donald! It was me all along!"

Vince can try.
 
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