11/23/2021 "Help Protect Xander" - Faith starts a GiveSendGo campaign (and accompanying website) for Xander to counter Ralph's

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Who will raise more money with their GiveSendGo?

  • Ethan Ralph

    Votes: 56 17.2%

  • Faith Vickers

    Votes: 270 82.8%
  • Total voters
    326
UCantCCPMe said:
While I can appreciate the troll of starting a rival fundraiser in order to burn Gunt's piggy ass, a feat only possible due to Ralph's fragile little ego might I add, but there's better ways. There are plenty of ways of poking fun at Ralph, Vickers. Go buy a bigger steak and post a picture of it. Tweet that it's an objectively better steak than Ralph's, it doesn't have to true, that's half the fun of trolling. Get a stack of cash and post how it's enough to buy a new Nissan. Sit a stuffed pig toy at the dinner table with a Killstream shirt on and tweet "we finally invited Ralph to dinner". Get creative Tardmaster, just whatever you do, STOP PUTTING PICS OF THE KID ON THE GODDAMN iNTERNET. For fucks sake, rant over.
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I think you've hit upon Retarded Grandpa Matt's best possible Ethan Enraging strategy. Go full a-log. Do all of these things, since they're similar looking, similarly aged fatasses.

Ethan posts a steak, post a nicer steak. Ethan looks at a car, look at a nicer car. Ethan goes to court, go to court with a nicer, better fitting suit. Post everything he's doing better than Ethan online, in real time, making a point of asking " who's eating steak better, huh, fatass?"
 
Can someone edit Ralph's famous sperg out with Zander and insert some baby crying? And then, in like 2-3 years, send it to child protective services?
 
the_tepes said:
Can someone edit Ralph's famous sperg out with Zander and insert some baby crying? And then, in like 2-3 years, send it to child protective services?
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You say this as if it wasn't already sitting in the drafts of 30 ayylawgs with burner accounts
 
Troll donations have really intensified over the past day or so:

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what an absolute clown show of a birth. being born to having your mom and dad crowdfunding your facedox outta spite for each other. this is the tail end of ethans life too. idk how you get so engrossed in being an internet big shot that your life devolves into this cartoon retard comedy scene, and he doesnt even fucking win. hes the arrogance with the none of the upsides. its like working out constantly to flex but not getting results.
 
If any of you participated in this you should be gassed, you fucking retards. But I'm glad it's higher than the gunts. Seems he is so shit at the thing he prides himself most about he is getting stomped by a retard girl teenager with a Disney addiction. That's pretty fucking low lmao
 
Sometimes i feel like i can't wait to see what happens to kids who have been on the internet since birth, able to go back to an active archive of every part of their life. Not just Ralph's kids, but also some of those kids that have become memes over the years. How is it going to affect the next generation's mindset knowing nothing they do will ever be forgotten?
 
Seems like each time one wants to edit the "campaign", it's temporarily disabled giving off an impression of it being taken down or under review.
What an incompetent website.
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Why can't they just hire someone to fix all the problems? This website will be targeted by various mainstream media outlets at some time for "money laundering" due to the various whack jobs they allow. This is the secureserver.tv of fundraisers.
 
instythot said:
I think you've hit upon Retarded Grandpa Matt's best possible Ethan Enraging strategy. Go full a-log. Do all of these things, since they're similar looking, similarly aged fatasses.

Ethan posts a steak, post a nicer steak. Ethan looks at a car, look at a nicer car. Ethan goes to court, go to court with a nicer, better fitting suit. Post everything he's doing better than Ethan online, in real time, making a point of asking " who's eating steak better, huh, fatass?"
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It really is a bit of luck for Ralph that his mortal enemy is a spergy neckbeard boomer that doesn't truly understand the wigger mentality and how to use it against Gunt.
Maybe Matt should put down the comic books and pick up a copy of The Art of War.
 
For all Ethan knows Faith might be sending him photos of her cousin or neighbor’s baby. If she had half a brain she should have photoshopped a different baby in every image she sent Ralph, he’d never notice.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
For all Ethan knows Faith might be sending him photos of her cousin or neighbor’s baby. If she had half a brain she should have photoshopped a different baby in every image she sent Ralph, he’d never notice.
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Xander totally looks like the Guntlord though. Particularly in younger pictures before his lifestyle really started taking a toll.

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I mean, come on.

The paternity games were amusing for a bit because they made EOR seethe and whine and also self-report as a giant hypocrite for not actually wanting legal paternity (and thus 18+ years of financial hardship) but it is getting stale imo.

Pic looks like daddy Gunt too much to be a random baby. Cute kid though even if his genes are loaded up to be average looking at best. Maybe he will favor faith and not be totally fat but as far as genetic loading for being vulnerable to psych & substance issues, hoo boy, and that's not getting into environment let alone when he downloads Kiwi straight into his cerebral cortex or whatever the tech is gonna be in the 2030s.
 
AltisticRight said:
Seems like each time one wants to edit the "campaign", it's temporarily disabled giving off an impression of it being taken down or under review.
What an incompetent website.
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Why can't they just hire someone to fix all the problems? This website will be targeted by various mainstream media outlets at some time for "money laundering" due to the various whack jobs they allow. This is the secureserver.tv of fundraisers.
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Has the management team been located got GriftScamGlow yet? Is it a bunch of Pajeets running another scam?
 
wharf rat said:
Xander totally looks like the Guntlord though. Particularly in younger pictures before his lifestyle really started taking a toll.

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I mean, come on.

The paternity games were amusing for a bit because they made EOR seethe and whine and also self-report as a giant hypocrite for not actually wanting legal paternity (and thus 18+ years of financial hardship) but it is getting stale imo.

Pic looks like daddy Gunt too much to be a random baby. Cute kid though even if his genes are loaded up to be average looking at best. Maybe he will favor faith and not be totally fat but as far as genetic loading for being vulnerable to psych & substance issues, hoo boy, and that's not getting into environment let alone when he downloads Kiwi straight into his cerebral cortex or whatever the tech is gonna be in the 2030s.
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Nah, Gunt looks a lot like a chunky baby. He’s fat, soft and balding. We used to joke every newborn baby in our family looked like our tubby bald Uncle X for the same reasons.

Comparing an adult man to a newborn isn’t a good comparison. Baby photos of Ralph around that age would be a good comparison.

Xander will look like an entirely different being in a year - at that point you might be able to tell if he will suffer the fate of resembling Ralph esp because there is that photo of Ralph with Ronnie around age 3.

With how similar the Vickers and Ralph family genetics seem (amerimut scot-Irish) it will be hard to tell who he favors for a few years, if either. I’ve seen kids that don’t obviously favor either parent.
 
Zilch said:
I've never seen a receding hairline on a baby before
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Babies might come out bald then grow a head full of hair then lose it and grow it back. Or come out with a ton of hair lose it and then grow it back. I can't remember what it is called. Had a cousin that was a baby factory and there is a reason for it. Can't remember it now, but it's kinda natural.
 
wharf rat said:
Xander totally looks like the Guntlord though. Particularly in younger pictures before his lifestyle really started taking a toll.

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I mean, come on.

The paternity games were amusing for a bit because they made EOR seethe and whine and also self-report as a giant hypocrite for not actually wanting legal paternity (and thus 18+ years of financial hardship) but it is getting stale imo.

Pic looks like daddy Gunt too much to be a random baby. Cute kid though even if his genes are loaded up to be average looking at best. Maybe he will favor faith and not be totally fat but as far as genetic loading for being vulnerable to psych & substance issues, hoo boy, and that's not getting into environment let alone when he downloads Kiwi straight into his cerebral cortex or whatever the tech is gonna be in the 2030s.
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I don't know. All babies from within the pink or brown series look kind of similar already because they're little fat, squishy, crying pink things. If the color matches, they all kind of resemble Ethan because he's a big fat, squishy, crying pink thing
 
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