11/23/2021 "Help Protect Xander" - Faith starts a GiveSendGo campaign (and accompanying website) for Xander to counter Ralph's

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Who will raise more money with their GiveSendGo?

  • Ethan Ralph

    Votes: 56 17.2%

  • Faith Vickers

    Votes: 270 82.8%
  • Total voters
    326
RALPHAMALE WINS AGAIN! KRYSISKANG! CAN'T ABORT THE BAYBAY IS RIGHT THERE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! LETS GOOOOOOOOO!
 
WhimsicalTrolli said:
Lmfao got disabled. Gunty wins.
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On Thanksgiving, no less. I suppose Gunt has nothing better to do than to be a vindictive colostomy bag considering the only person he has to spend time with is a pregnant pedo he probably doesn’t care about anymore.
 
For as transparent as the Nissan Centra Fund is, at least Ralph managed to keep things concise and provide a semi-concrete claim of "I will use this money for a lawyer to fight for custody." The Vicker's GSG was simply a vehicle for Matt to post yet another autistic screed with a clause at the end that money being raised being under control of Mrs. Vickers, the person who's actually raising the child, would be used for "future education," aka trips to Disneyland to learn about the value of friendship and manipedis for Faith so her son can learn from a strong, confident woman

idk how strongly GSG monitors its shit, but instead of a Grand Guntspiricy I can imagine some intern going "yo, this just doesn't smell right"
 
Research Purposes Mostly said:
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i can just imagine ralph staring down at his phone the entire dinner with may’s family and when they ask what he’s doing he just says some shit like YEAH I GOT THAT LOOSE PUSSY WHORE’S FUNDRAISER BANNED FUCK THAT MATTHEW VICKERS AND THAT BROKE DICK JOSH MOON FOR MAKING ME CRASH MY FUCKIN SENTRA

also assuming that the donation money goes through without issue what do you guys think xander will do with that 535 (or like 500 after feeS)? how many bottles of maker’s or disney season passes does 500 dollars get you?

Disrespected Pronouns said:
is, at least Ralph managed to keep things concise and provide a semi-concrete claim of "I will use this money for a lawyer to fight for custody."
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yeah i can see why a gsg moderator skimming over reports with no background knowledge would ban faith’s campaign. it’s just asking for money for the sake of asking for money
 
heathercho said:
I don't know why an 18 year old would want to use her fresh, new uterus and eggs to make a shitting, screaming fleshbag with Ethan Ralph.
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She already wanted to use her anus as a thumb holder during sex with Ethan Ralph, except the most unusual way where the thumb is significantly larger than the penis rattling around in her front hole. Her motives on most matters are either "manipulative bitch" or "genuinely unknowable"
 
It's back up.
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From what I can tell nothing has been changed, but I only checked the donos and skimmed the body text.

EDIT: Behold, I'm retarded.
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Pretty sure this used to say $1, not $5.
 
I can't shake the feeling that this would have went much more smoothly on Patreon , GoFundMe, or some other bigger platform. Because the Vicker tribe are such spiteful cunts they just had to post this on the same platform as Ethan, which will net them less money in the long run.

Pappa Vickers strikes me as an enlightened 2010's Internet atheist. Why are they using a Christian platform, if not for pure spite?
 
Angry Shoes said:
I can't shake the feeling that this would have went much more smoothly on Patreon , GoFundMe, or some other bigger platform. Because the Vicker tribe are such spiteful cunts they just had to post this on the same platform as Ethan, which will net them less money in the long run.

Pappa Vickers strikes me as an enlightened 2010's Internet atheist. Why are they using a Christian platform, if not for pure spite?
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I legitimately do not even think they care about the money, and maybe not even about harming fatty's fundraising, but they definitely care about pissing off Ethan Ralph into more chimpouts that they can document for the penalty phases of their ongoing disputes with him. Coincidentally, Ethan refuses to retain counsel in some of these disputes, and counsel could ensure that Ethan's perspective on these matters remains in the official record
 
I just realized it took the Vickers' Brain Trust 10 days to come up with this, brilliant. At least they didn't faildox anyone this time and we don't know for sure that any of the underage kids were involved.
 
Piggy Seethihg after Vickers gang took over Ralphamales in monetary support. $670 vs $640 as of now. But it's no time to relax as that is only a 4.7% (rounded to 1 decimal point) lead over gunty. Xander needs a trip to Disney Land, at least it won't be drunk away by a drunken southern hick.
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so far faith has raised almost exactly half of the cost for one disney season pass
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or, alternatively, three days for just faith and baby xannie
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christ is KING
 
While I can appreciate the troll of starting a rival fundraiser in order to burn Gunt's piggy ass, a feat only possible due to Ralph's fragile little ego might I add, but there's better ways. There are plenty of ways of poking fun at Ralph, Vickers. Go buy a bigger steak and post a picture of it. Tweet that it's an objectively better steak than Ralph's, it doesn't have to true, that's half the fun of trolling. Get a stack of cash and post how it's enough to buy a new Nissan. Sit a stuffed pig toy at the dinner table with a Killstream shirt on and tweet "we finally invited Ralph to dinner". Get creative Tardmaster, just whatever you do, STOP PUTTING PICS OF THE KID ON THE GODDAMN iNTERNET. For fucks sake, rant over.
 
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