02/27 - Phil Phights Back - Phil gets photographed and phrightened and conphiscates a phone.

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MMX said:
How exactly do u think Phil would react if the from page of the farms was asking for witnesses of the attack on a kiwi of colour
Phil admitted he did it, just a case of Philling in his narrative
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I honestly think his potato brain is so warped he'd start screaming smear tactics or gas lighting.

But I do think it's worth a try, we'd get a good chuckle out of what ever antics he pulls.
 
Bassomatic said:
I honestly think his potato brain is so warped he'd start screaming smear tactics or gas lighting.

But I do think it's worth a try, we'd get a good chuckle out of what ever antics he pulls.
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Sadly it would just be giving him the attention he craves.....but watching him explode in double think would be fun
 
MMX said:
How exactly do u think Phil would react if the from page of the farms was asking for witnesses of the attack on a kiwi of colour
Phil admitted he did it, just a case of Philling in his narrative
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^That.

But seriously he's try and find a way to justify it, I've been trying to work a way out of spinning his story into something to catch him some heat from the ratpack but they are better at mental gymnastics than Phil if it's some one they don't like i.e. us.
 
Ravenor said:
But seriously he's try and find a way to justify it, I've been trying to work a way out of spinning his story into something to catch him some heat from the ratpack but they are better at mental gymnastics than Phil if it's some one they don't like i.e. us.
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If it was a Kiwi of colour then they weren't REALLY of colour because INTERNALISED OPPRESSION!!!!!1
 
Null said:
This should be copypasta.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
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Is that from Deagle Nation? I ran it through the forum search but couldn't easily ID the source. :(
 
If this DID happen, a possibility I doubt along with others, Phil is entirely in the wrong. In public, you do not need anyone's permission to take their picture. There's no expectation of privacy. If the incident did occur, then Phil attacked someone without cause, and he's on the hook for assault, battery, possibly with aggravating circumstances because he used mace. He's also on the hook for larceny and vandalism.

Xarpho said:
Is that from Deagle Nation? I ran it through the forum search but couldn't easily ID the source. :(
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It's a copypasta that's been around for years. It's often posted ironically when someone claims combat prowess they obviously do not actually possess.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
You know, I wonder if part of the reason for this attack is that Phil's jealous about Slingblade going on about his big trip.

What probably happened was that Phil saw someone on their phone and thought, "Oh yeah! I'm the constant victim of transphobic violence!" By the time he got home, it had mutated into this story. If the waddle home had been any longer, the Kiwi would have been armed with a gun which Phil would forcibly take off him, having dodged the bullets.
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Basically that's the entire plot of this book - kid sees a horse drawn cart, gradually as the kid walks home he elaborately twists it into more extravagant sights until the second to last page has him basically pretending he saw the entire Cirque di Soleli on parade...only at the end to tell his father he merely saw a horse drawn cart.

It's like Phil here. Sees no money coming in, gradually invents more and more bullshit in a story to try and get more money...only int the end to be right where he started with no money coming in.
 
Speakign of Phil's e-begging, he is now seeking money because giving him cash is "radical praxis," whatever that is. And, of course, he's now going from being the victim of a "suspected Kiwi attack" to saying this "attack" is something that we're DEFINITELY responsible for. Natch.

He also wants a bookshelf for his library of books.

Phil has books????

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To all the idiots saying he couldn't beat someone up. This man stinks, unless you can't smell at all, his stench will have you vomiting, it isn't easy to do anything when you got your guts coming out of your mouth, let alone fight.
 
Ginger Piglet said:
Speakign of Phil's e-begging, he is now seeking money because giving him cash is "radical praxis," whatever that is.
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"Radical praxis" basically means "action towards creating change in society." Between this and his post about how giving him cheese money will stop violence against trans people, it seems that Phil's reached the limits of "recover from 5+ years of houselessness" and is now trying a different tack, namely pretending that sating his greed is actually a political action. It's almost insulting to those he's begging from.
 
"Make your lawyer happy by putting a baseball and glove in your trunk"

1) that's not how any of this works
2) what trunk? Phil doesn't have a car and can't use his bike.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
it seems that Phil's reached the limits of "recover from 5+ years of houselessness" and is now trying a different tack, namely pretending that sating his greed is actually a political action. It's almost insulting to those he's begging from.
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On more than one occasion TLL has posted that people should give Phil money to spite KF.
 
And the phone's name was Albert Einstein.
 
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