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Now you can support Doobus Goobus and his shitty cartoons by investing in the $Goob meme project. Chat with memebros while Doobus's tranny leftist fanbase wishes you death.
This "fan" decided to make a meme coin and AI art in honor of his favorite sjw animator. He even gave Justin some money.
Of course, Doobson had a hissy fit on Twitter, and refunded the donation to appease his tranny fanbase. Justin, we know you would shamelessly take the money from this guy if it you didn't have a far left tranny fanbase that will eat you alive at any given opportunity. You could use that money to buy more Twitter bot followers and Youtube views, since nobody watches your shitty cartoons anymore.
Back in Drool Britannia, a 15 year old Reform supporter found himself woken up by 4 polices officers, had his bedroom and phone searched. had his mugshot taken, was detained, fingerprinted, subject to a DNA search and currently remains in the criminal justice system. Why? He called a Conservative politician, a Mr. Simon Bennett (Conservative Party Leader on the Wolverhampton City Council) 'unprofessional' for wearing a t-shirt and shorts to meetings in Facebook posts which Mr. Bennett admitted he reported to police.
"The police have not arrested for no reason… There were a number of posts that targeted me… It was unpleasant and I was targeted by a child I had no way of dealing with.”
Hurricane Isaias, a Category 3 major hurricane, is set to make landfall tonight in the Florida Gulf Coast region. This is the first hurricane of the 2026 Atlantic season and the latest-forming first hurricane in the basin in more than a century.
Even worse, all the Waffle Houses in the path of the storm have already closed.
64 Days after the decision in Jensen Vs. ATF the ATF has finally issued guidance on Transfer regulations for Silencers, Short Barreled Rifles and Short Barreled Shotguns and Any Other Weapons (AOW's) in the wake of the decision handed down in Jensen Vs. ATF. The ATF will no longer require Individuals to seek permission to manufacture or take possession of Silencers, Short Barreled Rifles or short Barreled Shotguns nor will they require registration of said items with the ATF. This means that going forward, if you are a resident of a state that 1. Allows the possession of Silencers, Short Barreled Rifles or Shotguns and 2. Does not require a Silencer, Short Barreled Rifle or Short Barreled Shotgun to be registered with the Federal Government to be Legal in said state, you can now purchase Silencers, Short Barreled Rifles and Shotguns with a simple Form 4473 Federal Background check
For Non-Americans and those who know nothing about guns, this is the biggest victory for the 2nd Amendment since the 2022 SCOTUS decision in NYSRPA Vs. Bruen and is a very, very big fucking deal
Thanks to @Azdy for a bunch of these screenshots. Keldon Yahne has a long list of mental issues and is currently on disability.
Because he is a retarded faggot, he's unable to work and "has" to make his living off of making a lolicon porn mod (Lilith's Throne) for ATF users. He's also partially funded by your tax dollars so he can sit on his ass and make games for pedophiles.
Stuttering John Melendez's lolsuit against Karl Heberger from Who Are These Podcasts? and Shuli Egar from The Shuli Network has been dismissed, with costs awarded to Karl and Shuli.
Former Green Beret, UFC Fighter, Vetbro Internet Personality and Podcaster, Tim Kennedy, was recently Ambushed and shot several times in the Eastern Democratic Republic of the Congo by Rwandan Backed Rebels from the M23 Movement and possibly Rwandan Army regular troops while working for a PMC owned by Blackwater Founder Erik Prince. There is an unconfirmed rumor going around that Kennedy lost one of his legs in the Ambush.
Kennedy is a popular YouTuber and Podcaster and Is very controversial in the Veteran and Gun communities
Foodist activity has increased on the Soyjak Party ever since the new owner, Salt, has taken over the site. Users are seen joking about pedophilia, TCC (True Crime Community), O9A (Order of 9 Angels), EPI (Early Porn Introductory), MAPs (Minor Attracted Persons) and foodists in a concerning matter.
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You may view and discuss the detailed post from @Black Stalin in the Skibidifarms thread.
While most people here were distracted with the whole ThyAntiKiwi and Elaine fiasco, something quite significant has been going on behind the scenes relatively unnoticed. The edgesphere/"ironic degeneracy"/larpercore/UTTP/nihilistic violent extremism/tcc/whatever the hell you want to call it, has effectively captured Soyjak Party and SoyBooru, which, in case you aren't aware, are two large communities dedicated to creating humorous caricatures.
This community has existed since 2020, and for a long while now, since at least 2022 according to their own wiki...
FuturisticHub/Brian Dennis Martin, known for his NSFW Minecraft animations and schizo spergouts, has been exposed by the... astrophotography community... for faking his images that he took of planets in our solar system. Of course, with Brian being Brian, he has had multiple mental breakdowns and spergouts over getting called out by space autists. Discuss the WORLDS BEST PLANET PHOTOGRAPHER here.
It has now been days since the Munchausen's By Internet thread last heard from Kate "Tilly Rose" Tuohy and her equally obnoxious mother , who adds hundreds of fucking emojis to every single post *. Tilly, whose baffling (given she's as thick as two short planks) degree in English Lit from Cambridge has led to a series of failed publishing ventures and wound-up social media companies, decided to go all-in on being a sickfluencer, with her family (unbearable middle-class social climbers with pretensions to aristocracy) spending insane amounts of money to jet her and her terrifyingly co-dependent mumsy off to various foreign clinics after the NHS (which was far too proletarian for their precious little flower anyway) told her there was nothing wrong with her.
*fuck this I'm not typing like this any more how do people fucking do it all day without going completely fucking insane
Her latest, and possibly last, adventure landed her in Dusseldorf, Germany, to the tender mercies of an extremely sketchy clinic led by the enigmatic vascular surgeon Dr. Sandmann, who, after bilking her family for every penny they were worth diagnosed her with "compression syndromes" that meaning that her vague symptoms, that were not AT ALL in her head, were caused by her blood vessels being squashed by other bits of her anatomy. The only cure, of course, was massively expensive surgery at the hands of ... let me check ... Dr. Sandmann. Huh.
Said surgery involved re-routing various important arteries around her innards like those pipe puzzles in Bioshock, and, speaking of men not being held back by petty morality, this surgery went disastrously wrong, causing her "tummy" (which is how mumsy likes to refer to it, in the mistaken belief that this is how aristocrats talk) to swell up like a balloon. Vascular surgeon Dr Sandmann, after carefully examining her and even more carefully examining mumsy's bank account, decided that what was needed was more incredibly dangerous, unnecessary and lucrative vascular surgery performed by ... let me look it up again ... Dr Sandmann. Well I never.
Tilly went under the knife on Tuesday, followed by a concerning update:
Has Dr Sandmann put her to sleep for good? Has she exited light and entered night? Stay Tuned for the next exciting episode of "Dumb Blonde Fucks Around and Finds Out!" in the Munchie thread! EDITED because I can't tell the difference between a dandelion and a daffodil, because I'm a man and knowing stuff about biology is for HOMOS also I'm really tired
x 4 
ers,
days 
since the Munchausen's By Internet thread 
last heard 
from Kate "Tilly Rose" Tuohy and her equally obnoxious 
mother 
, who adds 
hundreds 
of fucking 
emojis 
to every 
single 
post 
*. Tilly, whose baffling (given she's as thick as two short planks) degree in English Lit from Cambridge has led to a series of failed publishing ventures and wound-up social media companies, decided to go all-in on being a sickfluencer, with her family (unbearable middle-class social climbers with pretensions to aristocracy) spending insane amounts of money to jet her and her terrifyingly co-dependent mumsy off to various foreign clinics after the NHS (which was far too proletarian for their precious little flower anyway) told her there was nothing wrong with her.
