🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 439 30.3%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 575 39.6%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 254 17.5%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 27 1.9%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 43 3.0%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 113 7.8%
  • Total voters
    1,451
Lake_Cresva_Sailor said:
Banned magic card lists have been done to death.
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what kind of retarded incel faggit gives a shit about "magikards"... lol..


Level99Manchild said:
I shouldn't be surprised CG fags like Cecil are behind Chrissie, but I'm surprised Ya Boi Zack hasn't stepped in to defend Jer. It's the perfect opportunity to take down those "Birthday Party Clowns."
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Ya Boi Zack.. is that stupid fagget still alive?
 
returnofthemacandcheese said:
Just tuned into this shit show and this horse bitch is claiming the superchats she skipped during the Britt stream were all death threats and sexual violence towards her. YOU REALIZE WE ALL SAW THE SUPERCHATS RIGHT?
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She's retarded. Anyways here's Dick Masterson saying Chrissie's iconic line

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RaptInPlastic said:
Coomalot is just another grifter. He learns quite quickly in a rat cunning kind of way and of course he's a homo hustler so he is trying to replace Chrissie on FNT and generally monkey branch from old busted Rekieta to new hotness anti-Hambly grifterverse.
They'll have him too, the closet cases will hook up with him and do drugs with him and the others will let him help everyone earn.
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Cody is as grifter as it gets.

First it was personal stories about working at Gamestop.
Then random retail work horror stories that he knew nothing about.
Then dating stories that are almost certainly exaggerated.
Then whore streams with that Xia bitch.
Then Comicsgate adventures.
Then defending Rekieta.
Then against Rekieta.
Then general drama stuff, which is where these people always end up eventually.

And besides, I'm pretty sure Cody is already soft-blacklisted from FNT as he is too cozy with Comicsgate, and his last appearance was not that well received, but mainly for the first reason.

Mr. Manchester said:
OUR wife
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Nah pass she's all yours.

Soapmore said:
Subs-only mode, 8 day subs or longer.
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Hey Gary look at that
 
Lake_Cresva_Sailor said:
Hambly is deteriorating at record pace. He has resorted to artificially speeding up his intros.

He is also slurring his speech so badly he sounds like Muhammad Ali in his last interview.

List of badly butchered words
-Artworgs (artwork)
-Apolaparrently (apparently)
-Rezemberz (resembles)
-Wizzerz (wizards)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FWwMwCFxaZg
Holy shit I just saw another short where he opens with "we have a serious mental health in this country". He's forgetting entire words. These shorts are a fascinating showcase of mental decline.
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He's literally Ja/ck/ tier without having had a stroke (that we know about).

Actually saying that and going to look for a recent Jack video for an example, 4x stroke Jack Scalfani has better diction and is more coherent, and more original.


Yeah his voice is fucked but he manages to mush mouth less and actually use nothing but real words!
 
James done did it said:
He's literally Ja/ck/ tier without having had a stroke (that we know about).

Actually saying that and going to look for a recent Jack video for an example, 4x stroke Jack Scalfani has better diction and is more coherent, and more original.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=D1SB--IiS2E
Yeah his voice is fucked but he manages to mush mouth less and actually use nothing but real words!
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Say what you want about Jack. But that scumbag (I still haven't gotten over his garbage stew and his lazy man's enchiladas) still makes an effort regardless of the recipes being complete shit.
 
BootyWarriorUkaUka said:
Say what you want about Jack. But that scumbag (I still haven't gotten over his garbage stew and his lazy man's enchiladas) still makes an effort regardless of the recipes being complete shit.
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Compared to Jer? Absolutely. Jeremy isn't fit to shine Ja/ck/'s shoes. His recipes are all dogshit though and his entire channel was basically about spending more money and actually making more work sometimes to avoid developing actual culinary skills.
But to Jack's point, at least it isn't pure reactionslop.
 
Ozarkium said:
he was sponsored by frog king evs... and he's been a regular on the cg adjacent channels .. and yes. that doesn't go unnoticed
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You say frog king, but to be a king you have to actually do something.

Are those books out yet?

Cody was the fat kid that wanted to fit in, and it doesn't matter what he looks like now, he will always be the fat kid trying to fit in. He wanted to get in with FNT people, didn't work, went over to Comicsgate people who will take basically anyone who will prop up their ebegging campaigns without asking any questions. He has literally cried on stream about not having friends.
 
I decided to do a full song parody this time.

I violate the Casino
I desecrate the flagging system
I penetrate the algorithm
I complicate your favorite channels

Alcohol is flowing through my insides
(Help me) I got no soul to sell
(Help me) the only thing that works for me
Help me get away from the trolls

I want Adam to fuck heather like animal
I want adam to feel heather from the inside
I want him to fuck her like an animal
My channel views are flawed
Mel get me closer to God

You can have my Twitter
You can have the seethe that it brings
You can have my absence of views
You can have my everything

I want Adam to fuck heather like animal
I want adam to feel heather from the inside
I want him to fuck her like an animal
My channel views are flawed
Mel get me closer to God
 
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Its not like there are contracts and shit like that so that redhead retard couldnt possibly appear on this faggot worthless videos. Pay up, shut the fuck up and avoid THE DRAMA Jeremy you fat piece of shit
 
thhrang said:
Quartering superchatted Chrissie Mayr. (Has the checkmark, it's legit)
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Maybe PPP was right and this was just a case of horse-face sweeping because she was the next chair to replace HCB. Quartering drops this super chat so when she does show up they can point at it and go "we didn't have any plans to invite Gummy on to the quartercast until she got cancelled by the SJW, Christian murdering mob and the wokies over at FNT. Look! Here was my first time offering it to her on livestream. Not pre-planned at all!"
 
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