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🍔 QuarterpounderJeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest
Hambly is deteriorating at record pace. He has resorted to artificially speeding up his intros.
He is also slurring his speech so badly he sounds like Muhammad Ali in his last interview.
List of badly butchered words
-Artworgs (artwork)
-Apolaparrently (apparently)
-Rezemberz (resembles)
-Wizzerz (wizards)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FWwMwCFxaZg
Holy shit I just saw another short where he opens with "we have a serious mental health in this country". He's forgetting entire words. These shorts are a fascinating showcase of mental decline.
I'm inclined to give Hambly props for some original content--but the very next thought is "where did he lift this from?". Credit where it's due, if it's due, for an actual original video.
Just tuned into this shit show and this horse bitch is claiming the superchats she skipped during the Britt stream were all death threats and sexual violence towards her. YOU REALIZE WE ALL SAW THE SUPERCHATS RIGHT?
I shouldn't be surprised CG fags like Cecil are behind Chrissie, but I'm surprised Ya Boi Zack hasn't stepped in to defend Jer. It's the perfect opportunity to take down those "Birthday Party Clowns."
Wonder if you could make a cuck chaise out of Papa Hambones? Something Jer the Pear could fit his gut on, between Xanax and panic attacks from witnessing Heather’s “enthusiasm”.
Just tuned into this shit show and this horse bitch is claiming the superchats she skipped during the Britt stream were all death threats and sexual violence towards her. YOU REALIZE WE ALL SAW THE SUPERCHATS RIGHT?
She could easily have just come clean about what she did, called out the content vultures over exaggerating the scale of her wrongdoing to milk the Jer controversy for all it's worth (plausible if not true), and called it a day, but she instead digs the hole even deeper with another set of transparent lies. Very dumb. This could easily have been reduced to a nothing burger if she kept a cool head.
Just tuned into this shit show and this horse bitch is claiming the superchats she skipped during the Britt stream were all death threats and sexual violence towards her. YOU REALIZE WE ALL SAW THE SUPERCHATS RIGHT?
Just tuned into this shit show and this horse bitch is claiming the superchats she skipped during the Britt stream were all death threats and sexual violence towards her. YOU REALIZE WE ALL SAW THE SUPERCHATS RIGHT?
Is this like how scammers get away with being ridiculous because their intended targets are the retarded? Just stick to the plan hard enough and the ride or die Jer/Chrissie fans will surely be duped? Hopefully this lie is so big and so obvious that the strategy backfires.
Since everyone is posting song parodies, I heard this on the radio recently and it was shockingly easy to adapt to Jer Jer. Fitting that the song is about contemplating suicide.
Papa (Poopa?) Roach - Last Report
[Intro]
Felt my life into pieces, this is my last report
False-flagging, heavy drinking
Don't give a fuck if the women find me creepy
This is my last report
[Verse 1]
Felt my life into pieces
I've run my last report
false-flagging, heavy drinking
Don't give a fuck if the women find me creepy
Do you even care that my coffee biz is dying?
Would it be wrong, would it be right
To creep on a girl again tonight?
Chances are that I might
Pour another drink out of sight
And I'm contemplatin' another lie
[Chorus]
Cause I'm losin' my views, losin' my mind
Wish somebody would lend me a dime
Losin' my views, losin' my mind
Wish somebody would lend me a dime
[Verse 2]
I never realized the beans went stale
'Til it was too late and the business would fail
Creeping on women and spinning my tale
Downward spiral, another ale
It all started when the money ran dry
No Superchats coming in, no matter how I try
Searching to find a sucker on a higher level
Finding nothing but debt and the devil
[Chorus]
Cause I'm losin' my views, losin' my mind
Wish somebody would lend me a dime
Losin' my views, losin' my mind
Wish somebody would lend me a dime
[Bridge]
Nothing's alright, nothing is fine
I'm scamming and I'm lying
I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm felted
I can't go on grifting this way
[Verse 1]
Felt my life into pieces
I've run my last report
No more cash flow, channel’s dying
Don't give a fuck if the women find me creepy
Do you even care that my coffee biz is dying?
Would it be wrong, would it be right
To creep on a girl again tonight?
Chances are that I might
Pour another drink out of sight
And I'm contemplatin' another lie
[Chorus]
Cause I'm losin' my subs, losin' my mind
Wish somebody would lend me a dime
Losin' my subs, losin' my mind
Wish somebody would lend me a dime
[Outro]
Nothing's alright, nothing is fine
I'm cucked and I'm felted
I can't go on grifting this way
Can't go on, grifting this way
Nothing's alright
This makes me think he's not just broke, but he's at a level of debt that he's going to lose everything, and any investigation into his business dealings will show he's committed fraud. It was obvious when he non stop shilled the coffee hard last year, which made me make a kiwifarms account to start trolling.
If there's any more obvious indication of the coffee business being a farce, it has to be the Mother's Day gift boxes, right?
Around this time last year, didn't every single video have a multi-minute advertisement for the gift boxes, along with the rambling explanation that it makes him, by far, the most money?
With him being cut loose and forced off on his own with CBC, wouldn't he at least be able to shore up that 'easy money' part of the business?
I'm inclined to give Hambly props for some original content--but the very next thought is "where did he lift this from?". Credit where it's due, if it's due, for an actual original video.
I shouldn't be surprised CG fags like Cecil are behind Chrissie, but I'm surprised Ya Boi Zack hasn't stepped in to defend Jer. It's the perfect opportunity to take down those "Birthday Party Clowns."
Just tuned into this shit show and this horse bitch is claiming the superchats she skipped during the Britt stream were all death threats and sexual violence towards her. YOU REALIZE WE ALL SAW THE SUPERCHATS RIGHT?
Coomalot is just another grifter. He learns quite quickly in a rat cunning kind of way and of course he's a homo hustler so he is trying to replace Chrissie on FNT and generally monkey branch from old busted Rekieta to new hotness anti-Hambly grifterverse.
They'll have him too, the closet cases will hook up with him and do drugs with him and the others will let him help everyone earn.
First it was personal stories about working at Gamestop.
Then random retail work horror stories that he knew nothing about.
Then dating stories that are almost certainly exaggerated.
Then whore streams with that Xia bitch.
Then Comicsgate adventures.
Then defending Rekieta.
Then against Rekieta.
Then general drama stuff, which is where these people always end up eventually.
And besides, I'm pretty sure Cody is already soft-blacklisted from FNT as he is too cozy with Comicsgate, and his last appearance was not that well received, but mainly for the first reason.
Hambly is deteriorating at record pace. He has resorted to artificially speeding up his intros.
He is also slurring his speech so badly he sounds like Muhammad Ali in his last interview.
List of badly butchered words
-Artworgs (artwork)
-Apolaparrently (apparently)
-Rezemberz (resembles)
-Wizzerz (wizards)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FWwMwCFxaZg
Holy shit I just saw another short where he opens with "we have a serious mental health in this country". He's forgetting entire words. These shorts are a fascinating showcase of mental decline.
He's literally Ja/ck/ tier without having had a stroke (that we know about).
Actually saying that and going to look for a recent Jack video for an example, 4x stroke Jack Scalfani has better diction and is more coherent, and more original.
Yeah his voice is fucked but he manages to mush mouth less and actually use nothing but real words!
He's literally Ja/ck/ tier without having had a stroke (that we know about).
Actually saying that and going to look for a recent Jack video for an example, 4x stroke Jack Scalfani has better diction and is more coherent, and more original.
Say what you want about Jack. But that scumbag (I still haven't gotten over his garbage stew and his lazy man's enchiladas) still makes an effort regardless of the recipes being complete shit.
Say what you want about Jack. But that scumbag (I still haven't gotten over his garbage stew and his lazy man's enchiladas) still makes an effort regardless of the recipes being complete shit.
Compared to Jer? Absolutely. Jeremy isn't fit to shine Ja/ck/'s shoes. His recipes are all dogshit though and his entire channel was basically about spending more money and actually making more work sometimes to avoid developing actual culinary skills.
But to Jack's point, at least it isn't pure reactionslop.
Say what you want about Jack. But that scumbag (I still haven't gotten over his garbage stew and his lazy man's enchiladas) still makes an effort regardless of the recipes being complete shit.
