🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 458 30.6%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 578 38.6%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 264 17.6%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 31 2.1%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 51 3.4%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 115 7.7%

  • Total voters
    1,497
Hambly is deteriorating at record pace. He has resorted to artificially speeding up his intros.

He is also slurring his speech so badly he sounds like Muhammad Ali in his last interview.

List of badly butchered words
-Artworgs (artwork)
-Apolaparrently (apparently)
-Rezemberz (resembles)
-Wizzerz (wizards)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FWwMwCFxaZg
Holy shit I just saw another short where he opens with "we have a serious mental health in this country". He's forgetting entire words. These shorts are a fascinating showcase of mental decline.
He's literally Ja/ck/ tier without having had a stroke (that we know about).

Actually saying that and going to look for a recent Jack video for an example, 4x stroke Jack Scalfani has better diction and is more coherent, and more original.


Yeah his voice is fucked but he manages to mush mouth less and actually use nothing but real words!
 
He's literally Ja/ck/ tier without having had a stroke (that we know about).

Actually saying that and going to look for a recent Jack video for an example, 4x stroke Jack Scalfani has better diction and is more coherent, and more original.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=D1SB--IiS2E
Yeah his voice is fucked but he manages to mush mouth less and actually use nothing but real words!
Say what you want about Jack. But that scumbag (I still haven't gotten over his garbage stew and his lazy man's enchiladas) still makes an effort regardless of the recipes being complete shit.
 
Say what you want about Jack. But that scumbag (I still haven't gotten over his garbage stew and his lazy man's enchiladas) still makes an effort regardless of the recipes being complete shit.
Compared to Jer? Absolutely. Jeremy isn't fit to shine Ja/ck/'s shoes. His recipes are all dogshit though and his entire channel was basically about spending more money and actually making more work sometimes to avoid developing actual culinary skills.
But to Jack's point, at least it isn't pure reactionslop.
 
he was sponsored by frog king evs... and he's been a regular on the cg adjacent channels .. and yes. that doesn't go unnoticed
You say frog king, but to be a king you have to actually do something.

Are those books out yet?

Cody was the fat kid that wanted to fit in, and it doesn't matter what he looks like now, he will always be the fat kid trying to fit in. He wanted to get in with FNT people, didn't work, went over to Comicsgate people who will take basically anyone who will prop up their ebegging campaigns without asking any questions. He has literally cried on stream about not having friends.
 
I decided to do a full song parody this time.

I violate the Casino
I desecrate the flagging system
I penetrate the algorithm
I complicate your favorite channels

Alcohol is flowing through my insides
(Help me) I got no soul to sell
(Help me) the only thing that works for me
Help me get away from the trolls

I want Adam to fuck heather like animal
I want adam to feel heather from the inside
I want him to fuck her like an animal
My channel views are flawed
Mel get me closer to God

You can have my Twitter
You can have the seethe that it brings
You can have my absence of views
You can have my everything

I want Adam to fuck heather like animal
I want adam to feel heather from the inside
I want him to fuck her like an animal
My channel views are flawed
Mel get me closer to God
 
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I know all of you guys already stated this, but Jesus, there are so many right-wing grifters and grifters in general in this sphere. Hamplanet is just the lowest of the low.
 
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https://archive.ph/wip/lSKB2

Quartering superchatted Chrissie Mayr attempting to poach her from FNT. (Has the checkmark, it's legit)
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Its not like there are contracts and shit like that so that redhead retard couldnt possibly appear on this faggot worthless videos. Pay up, shut the fuck up and avoid THE DRAMA Jeremy you fat piece of shit
 
Quartering superchatted Chrissie Mayr. (Has the checkmark, it's legit)
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Maybe PPP was right and this was just a case of horse-face sweeping because she was the next chair to replace HCB. Quartering drops this super chat so when she does show up they can point at it and go "we didn't have any plans to invite Gummy on to the quartercast until she got cancelled by the SJW, Christian murdering mob and the wokies over at FNT. Look! Here was my first time offering it to her on livestream. Not pre-planned at all!"
 
This just seems like a way to try to convince retards that Chrissie hasn't had a job offer from Jer for the last month like PPP was suggesting, and if she does end up in his employment they can point to this and act like it just spontaneously happened.
What would she bring to the show? To make it (as Andy says) "un-a-loggable" in the hopes of making the pain finally stop?
 
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