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💰 GrifterElijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive - Right-wing culture warrior, substance-addled bisexual horndog who can't keep it in his pants, has lost work and now his family
who buys white headphones? Elijah, STOP WEARING WHITE IT MAKES YOU LOOK MORE LIKE A TOMATO!
Georgie brush you hair to the side or something what is this middle schooler haircut
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Elijah had to delete tonight's stream from youtube due to dropping the hard R (the stream is still technically up, but despite showing a runtime of 3h from the live page only gives you a 7m cut of the sign out and outro music). Not sure if he's going to delete it from other platforms but I've already got it either way. Here's Elijah taking his shirt off for a $100 superchat and then getting mad that people call him fat and dropping the hard r nigger word in response.
2:33
There is a superchat in this that addresses "Gay Ben" in reference to the Australian. I've got some information to share on that one, that donation was made by Elijah's BIL "Francis Moon", the one who wrote the dossier on Elijah which ultimately lead to the creation of this thread (which was arguably overdue in hindsight). The BIL reached out to me recently and we've had some very interesting discussions. I'll provide some more context and information tomorrow when I've had a chance to review what I missed from the stream which includes the portion where they mentioned the BIL, prompting him to send the donation.
Elijah was really obsessed with Sydney Watson last night. I've already covered the lawsuit of Sydney Watson against Blaze and nothing Elijah says is even remotely true. Elijah was the primary reason why YAH failed due to his constant obsession with men's penises and they even begged Sydney to get him to cut it out which didn't work. There were other erratic behaviors that he was engaging in that Blaze failed to take action against him until he was finally fired by Blaze for groping Sara Gonzales.
In the order of that they were played.
01:25:22.506 → 01:26:41.222
1:19
And here’s what I see happening with Nick. Here’s my diagnosis. Welcome to the doctor’s office. My name is Dr. Sydney Watson — not related to the podcaster Sydney Watson, but the doctor Sydney Watson, okay?
My doctor — I have a doctor, Dr. Sydney Watson here, MD. Or just DO. I’m not an allopathic — I’m more like an osteopathic doctor. I like holistic medicine. Let me get a holistic approach to this.
There is like — there is this crazy thing I’ve seen, that a lot of people that I don’t like or don’t like me are shitty ass people, including my ex-family, everyone.
And I shit you not, I’m gonna say one small reference here: my ex in-laws were not close and nobody was together. And that guy Earl, which I can talk about, that worked for me, was a shitty person. He was — he’s an alcoholic, a drug addict, he’s gay, whatever. It was a dark, dark part of the family.
I wanna say my entire ex-family is very close now. Not because they got together, but because they united over their hatred of me.
They decided — my brother-in-law basically said, ‘I’m gonna earn my respect back with my family by trying to destroy Elijah Schaefer.’
01:36:57.866 → 01:38:37.811
1:40
But Nick’s following — I know him, I know his followers, I know the people who stand by him — we’re a lot more fucking loyal than Trump’s.
Say this: if anyone wants to make a “Dr. Sydney Watson Groyper” account and clip our show, I will share you every day. “Dr. Sydney Watson Groyper” — that’s a very good name for a clipping account. Please do so. It’s very good.
That’s — yeah, of note—
One second, Weston.
If Sydney Watson was hotter, Amy Dangerfield would have had no place, okay? She literally swept on in as a prettier face and snatched everything from Sydney. So Sydney and we know each other from back in the day, and Amy of course — we’re Australian, so you’re a kangaroo brand as well.
But rest assured, you only rose to ascendancy because you were a prettier face.
But sandwiches, as Maren has been trying to emphasize to you women for a very long time — sit back, know your place, know your role, and let the men sort it out. Please, women, e-girls, log off.
That’s actually a good point.
You know what’s a weird point? I’m gonna bring this up here, and I’m planning on doing a collab later in the year, but I have a good point.
You want me to connect this all for you guys? You want a connection of all this?
Let’s talk about Australia for a second. Let’s talk about this.
I have to be deported pretty soon. Well,
01:39:03.527 → 01:41:59.358
2:56
Ezra Levant from Canada — pay attention to this rant, guys, because this is very important.
Ezra Levant owns Rebel News, which is a scamming company that scams people into fake controversies to raise money that he steals from his hosts.
Ezra Levant had someone named Avi Yemeni, and I was friends with Avi Yemeni because we were both journalists at the time. Until that day in Sydney. Until that day in Sydney.
However, speaking of Sydney, I meet someone named Sydney Watson through Avi Yemeni. Amazing. Who is an Australian, who was in love with me at the time. However, I couldn’t get over the fact that she looked like one of the aliens from that clone — that made the clone army from Episode II Star Wars. You know what I’m talking about? The aliens.
“Damn straight.”
Yeah, so she looked like an alien from — I just couldn’t sexually get aroused, you know? It was like maybe one of the only e-girls I didn’t secretly want to maybe screenshot her, get Clav to do a breakdown on what’s happening there.
There’s a lot of subject matter right there, as Trump told Rand Paul years ago.
But I meet Sydney Watson, and from that I get introduced to the Australian world. And, you know, Lauren Southern — another individual I don’t want to drag — we’re doing a tour in Australia, rolling with Stefan Molyneux, stepping off a plane saying “it’s okay to be white,” immediately deported. Stefan Molyneux, Lauren Southern.
And a girl reaches out to me, who’s my now ex-wife, and she glazes me. And I thought she was American. She’s wearing Trump t-shirts and stuff. And I DM her and I’m like, “Yo, you’re hot.”
Anyways, whatever. I don’t talk very sophisticated to women. I’m like, “Yeah, you’re hot.” You only marry the ones that are hot, correct?
But think about this.
So I have Ezra Levant, a Jew, Avi Yemeni, a Jew, meet Sydney Watson, move forward to my wife, who’s a Noah’s Ark influencer now, and I meet her. This is very important. I was talking to Nick about this today.
And now I have all these Australians and a Canadian now, like, just close to me. I have three Australians and a Canadian now just close to me. And Ezra got close to me as well during this time, tried to hire me onto Rebel News. I’ll still take the deal, Ezra.
“Yeah, so listen—”
We discussed this connection because it’s very odd.
So I meet my then-wife. I’m not talking much about that, but her father works as a senator or something like that, she was saying. And her brother’s Australian intelligence — like their CIA and stuff — working in the intelligence department, allegedly.
And I’m like, “Okay, cool.”
And it just is like — like I was joking because she was a virgin. Like, “Yeah, we’re getting married.” And her parents were really supportive of it. It was really weird. Like it was like, “Yep, they were really supportive. Marry our daughter.”
And I was like, “What the fuck is this?” Like, I thought that would not be the case, you know? I’m just like a guy with blonde hair now—
01:42:28.333 → 01:43:55.992
1:28
Scott, Sneako kicked out of Australia. Called him a fucking jihadist. Yeah, called him a jihadist.
You have Joel Davis and Thomas Sewell locked up. Locked up. Twenty-three hour lockdown. Got basically all the laws changed in the country. Used my platforms at the national level.
I got banned just a few days ago again.
You look at Sydney — basically took down the Blaze. She took down the Blaze. I’m not joking. I’m not joking. Congratulations, Sydney Watson, for taking down the Blaze. You did that. You took me down. You took the Blaze down.
You look at my family and what they did to me, and you go down—
And by the way, there’s another Australian I don’t want to mention who tried to get to Nick Fuentes recently and used me to get there. I talked to him about it, so he knows. They tried to honeypot me to get there.
Isn’t it weird that Australia is the largest CIA-fed — largest CIA-fed outpost of the United States government?
“Hey, there was this Australian girl that hit me up recently.”
“Oh, okay, well see, there you go.”
But somehow, somehow they’re all involved in trying to infiltrate the right wing. All involved in infiltrating the right wing in America and trying to—
01:44:17.238 → 01:45:22.517
1:05
Through that, I meet Drew Pavlou, Joel Davey — Joel Davis — Thomas Sewell, and also Amy Dangerfield was friends with Sydney Watson.
See, this is all connected, okay? Listen. It’s all connected. Incestuous.
And through my wife, of course, I meet her brother-in-law, Eli, and we start having problems almost immediately with Sydney, right? She tanks You Are Here because of Nick Fuentes, right? That’s why it tanked, because she got it canceled because she was offended by that.
And Sydney Watson was the first person to destroy Blaze.
Now, Avi Yemeni tried to come during that time, and he got blocked by the U.S. government because he threatened to kill, allegedly, a comedian or like some Israeli op. I don’t know if you know this. He was IDF, and he admitted to shooting children. Avi Yemeni admitted to shooting Palestinian children. A sniper. He sniped them. He killed children from a distance.
Now, during that time, Ezra Levant asked to meet with me at CPAC and tried to hire my wife to work for him at Rebel News. He was keen on making sure she had a big public persona. He was like, “You gotta make her famous. She’s gotta be a star.”
And I was like, “Why is this?” I even said, “Why is Ezra so fascinated with my wife?” It’s very weird. I thought maybe he was sexually attracted to her. I didn’t know.
Ezra’s litigious. I’m not saying he said anything. I’m saying he was very weird. And he’s like, “You need to make her a star,” whatever.
And you kind of go down the line and you look at this Australia connection. The head of their censorship regime is a woman who turned down her job at the CIA and then took over to—
Earlier this month I received a DM inquiring if I was the owner behind a twitter account where I had posted some things about Elijah and a clip or two. Initially we just spoke about Elijah broadly but it was clear after a few messages that this person knew Elijah personally in some capacity which I confirmed by simply asking.
Eventually, however, I did begin to try to inquire as to how he knew Elijah so that I could try to ask more directed questions to pick his brain about Elijah. I suspected he was either the BIL or a former Blaze/Rift employee, so I jokingly asked if he was the BIL and it turns out I was right.
To substantiate this he's sent a few different things, here for instance is Elijah's initial text messages to Kezia following her packing up the kids and leaving Elijah. I've only altered one screenshot here to censor the names of the children. Here we see Elijah melting down to no response and then eventually employing some textbook manipulation tactics by changing course and saying he will not press charges against her family if she will come back. "Come back to me baby. I love you".
I sent a request for the dossier if he still has a copy but he said he never created one. I have however managed to track down a copy of the dossier(I don't think it's been posted here but maybe I missed it?), thanks to VHS_Archive (his username on youtube and twitter) for forwarding this along which I believe he got from Milo directly. I believe that Milo is the one who actually compiled the dossier from emails he received from Kezia's brother in law which is what Elijah has focused in on because he is a far softer target than Milo who can easily push back on Schaffer. Note that outside of a few jabs since the dossier has been released he has never really brought Milo back up more than once or twice but because the BIL has no real known social media presence Elijah knows he can lie and deflect using the BIL all he wants.
Looking at some of the things said last night, lets start with Elijah's claims about the beginnings of his relationship with Kezia. Here is a clip from last night of Elijah claiming that Kezia "reached out" to him to "glaze" him and he DM'd her in response which blurs the lines of who directly messaged who first. The reality? Kezia left a public comment on one of Elijah's posts and said "keep up the good work". Elijah then began DMing her and moved as quickly as he could into courting her with her parents permission and trying to move her out of the home as quickly as possible. So, while I suppose he is not directly lying here, he is characterizing thing in a very deceptive way that implies that she was the one who initially pursued him which was not the case. He also states that Kezia's father was a senator and she has a brother who works in the Australian intelligence services, both of which are false statements and refuted in the screenshots provided below.
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Now, back tracking a bit to the portion of the stream where Elijah brought up the brother in law, "Francis Moon" AKA Eli. (Elijah vs. Eli, ironic). In this Schaffer claims that his BIL broke up his and Kezia's relationship to try to repair his relationship within the family and again claims that his BIL is gay. Eli is not gay and these claims seem to have gotten the better of him at which point he decided to send a $2 superchat to remind them that he is aware that Ben, the Australian, has a history of visiting Thailand to have sex with the infamous lady boys that can be found there in abundance. When I asked, Eli said that Ben was so comfortable sharing this information that Kezia is the one who heard him telling people...multiple times.
5:19
As to the claims which Elijah has repeatedly made about Eli being gay, attending gay clubs in berlin and even having sex with underaged boys in said gay clubs...again, all lies. Eli used to work in Berlin, that's all.
Now, to really drive that point home, here is some audio that Eli sent me where Elijah speaks quite favorably of him and in distinct contrast to the image he tries to paint of Eli today.
To the claims that Eli has tried to interfere with Elijah and the government, he wholeheartedly denies this as he is anti-government.
To the claims that Eli tried to blackmail Elijah to his "investors" at rift...false! The investors had already walked away when Eli approached them for advice in handling a situation with Elijah and told him they no longer cared to work with Elijah due to his erratic behavior.
I don't think Elijah will like this being shared....Elijah was confronted by Eli about the infidelity after Kezia decided that she wished to try to overcome these hardships for their children. Elijah broke down crying and promised to change but as we have seen he continued to be abusive and to cheat on Kezia.
And one final, funny tidbit, Elijah's insistence that Eli was in Serbia was fabricated in his imagination solely because Eli had visited friends in Serbia prior to living with Elijah. Included here is a screenshot of texts Elijah sent Eli trying to convince him he was in Serbia.
Elijah, comment? Comment? Comment, Elijah? We're waiting with bated breath for any proof of any of your outrageous claims or anything to disprove anything covered in this post.
"The FBI found my car Kezia... I'm at NATO headquarters assembling an international task force to bring you in."
"Your family's going down for all the crimes they've committed against me, Kezia."
"Not even your brother's connections at the Australian CIA can save you this time."
"GIVE ME BACK MY SONS"
This freak is fucking crazy.
Thank God her and the kids are out of there.
"The FBI found my car Kezia... I'm at NATO headquarters assembling an international task force to bring you in."
"Your family's going down for all the crimes they've committed against me, Kezia."
"Not even your brother's connections at the Australian CIA can save you this time."
"GIVE ME BACK MY SONS" View attachment 8983578
This freak is fucking crazy.
Thank God her and the kids are out of there.
Love how the guy who claims to be anti globalist and Jew is running to the Globalist Jews at UN HQ, The Hague and NATO HQ
Also Happy Mother’s Day to Kezia and her family. Hopefully they don’t have to deal with this schizo for much longer. Any sane judge would grant her and Elijah’s in-laws full custody.
I’m not too familiar with this particular thread, I know of Elijah mostly from his cameos in other lolcows lives, how he relates to the Sektur, the wannabe “serious political commentator” faggots of the new right, most who don’t understand anything or actually have politics of their own. Homosexual rumors often circulate around him & past instances of his behavior. He’s categorized in my mind as another grifter who believes in nothing. These latest drops, (the texts & dirt from his brother in law) aren’t the actions & words of a sane man. One of the most dangerous times for a woman during a divorce or separation is when she is leaving. There are statistics on this, people have noticed enough to study the behavior, as it happens so often in cases of domestic violence that the man will kill the woman, & sometimes the kids, too. Since Elijah has no impulse control, compulsively lies, and is extremely erratic, it makes me glad his (ex?) wife & kids are far away from him right now. He’s possibly only one, psycho, drunk decision away from being a family annihilator. Hope she gets a restraining order or whatever equivalent Australia has. Anyone who cared about those children at all, wouldn’t be blasting this insane shit all over the place.
"This has been filed with the Hague"
"I am currently at NATO HQ due to the crimes against me"
The fucking fake contract legalese message that basically says he's gonna call the fucking cops.
Holy shit my fucking sides. This stuff reads like a BMJ meth/crack fueled discord screed mixed with the Chis-chans impotent legal threats to send in the military and do everything in his power!
Elijah wants confirmation his kids are safe and unabused, now, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW!!
I feel sorry for the kids but the wife deserves every bad thing that happens to her. You can't convince me she didn't marry a homosexual for the money.
New update to the docket for Palm Beach County. The hearing for the motions is going to be held on June 15th. Elijah had the hearing pushed off due to "scheduling conflict" which doesn't make sense because the federal settlement conference is tomorrow, not today. Also he doesn't have to appear in person and can be done over Zoom.
I assume that the filiing for #26 will be eventually processed sometimes this week and available so there will be more goodies hopefully in that filing. This is the filing by Kezia against Elijah.
You know nobody watched him because everybody has clocked him for gay IMMEDIATELY because of all this. Nobody was listening to his lispy faggot voice until he became an official lolcow.
Last night Dr. Sydney Watson appeared on a livestream in relation to the ongoing drama between The Quartering and Kino Casino where she leaked DMs and generally talked about Jeremy Hambly being a fat flaggot with bitch tits. Given Dr. Watson worked for Elijah Schaffer just before Jeremy Hambly naturally there was some discussion of Schaffer, though Dr. Watson's NDA prevented her from delving too deep into their professional relationship. That being said, Dr. Watson did comment on Elijah being a PREDATOR!
This clip contains the full context which is that the host asks Dr. Watson if she would call Jeremy Hambly a predator. Watson states that she is careful throwing labels like that around and refuses to call Hambly a predator outright but acknowledges that he certainly engages in predatory behavior. Watson says that she is familiar with predatory behavior because she has experienced it numerous times before in her professional life. Watson then says that her former cohost "did a lot of predatory stuff" and that she would "probably term him as a predator." The only person she could possibly be talking about here is Elijah Schaffer. It seems there may have been more to what she said about Elijah but unfortunately her microphone cuts off because she was calling from her mobile and her phone went to the lock screen or something.
Given Dr. Watson worked for Elijah Schaffer just before Jeremy Hambly naturally there was some discussion of Schaffer, though Dr. Watson's NDA prevented her from delving too deep into their professional relationship. That being said, Dr. Watson did comment on Elijah being a PREDATOR!
Well the Caligula label makes sense given Schaffer's propensity for men particular young men. If he had a sister, he likely would have slept with her. Also Elijah did have the "Caligula" name in his handle for a while several months ago.
