Those fucking Douchey McNitpick videos make me want to punch Doug in the throat with brass knuckles made from Nick Bate's teeth. Hell, some of the "fuckups" weren't even actual fuckups.
"ZOMG, y'guys, Optimus Prime's death not on the Saddest Deaths list? The Nostalgia Critic is worse than Hitler!" Boo-fucking-hoo. The toy commercial your parents used as a babysitter wasn't properly recognized for its moving drama by some loud, balding loser from Chicago who makes videos on the Internet. Real fucking tragedy, you retarded fur-fag.