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*Unless you wore any type of scarf on your head, then fuck you, terrorist.
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You guys missed the best fucking part of that.
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I remember very vividly that Sikhs were targeted as well, despite having absolutely nothing to do with Islam or 9-11.
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They meant to say "Democrats and Republicans stood together against towelheads"
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Tammy Jr is looking fat as fuck.
I bet Jack hasn't washed that mask since the last time he was forced to wear it.
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Yeah I remember the hell out of that. It was in the local news somewhere that a Sikh student had to get a rivet driven through his kirpan, it's a ceremonial dagger that all Sikhs carry, and the cries of "Sharia!" were deafening.
Not all brown people are Muslims. And yet the hate that some of these people got afterwards was terrible.
At least he's wearing one and not acting like a put upon little child being asked to put their coat on so they can leave.
And how much do you want to bet that he's going to make another post about how often does he have to eat a peanut so he can keep his mask off for the rest of the flight like he did last time?
And Tammy Jr is really getting fat.
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She got married and immediately went full "sweatpants mode".
Jack is flaunting how he can drop his tray table down and it won't bang against his stomach. How fucking fat were you last year? Jesus christ.
They're on a Southwest flight that stops in Houston. The seatbacks on Delta flights have screens, while Southwest, being a budget airline, don't give you shit but the emergency pamphlet as your in-flight entertainment.
Edit: I also would never fly into Vegas on a Saturday night, because all the hotels double or sometimes triple their nightly rates. Whatever. A fool and his mommy wife's money are soon parted.
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I will hear no southwest slander
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It looks like she gained at least 40-60 pounds. She is rapidly approaching overweight soccer mom size. It's like she got married and said fuck it.
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I wonder if Jack remembers Skymall. It was right up his alley. I miss it.
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Should’ve left in his caption to the Instagram post.
“Nothing like flying to Las Vegas on September 11.” Fucking enraging. Yeah yeah, I know that he was probably hinting that tickets might’ve been cheaper on that day, but reading the words without actually hearing it in his voice, it comes off like he’s trying to go the shock-jock route, like when he titled a livestream “ENDING THE YEAR WITH A BANG” re: the 12/25 Nashville bombing. Shut the fuck up, Jack. You’re neither funny nor edgy.
Oh, and Jack’s comment about the tray table hitting his stomach has a history. About 50 seconds into this video, Jack laments that the tray table hits his gunt. Jack is a fat fuck, but granted, this was on United, which isn’t very generous, legroom-wise. However, since they’re flying Southwest to Vegas, there’s more space.
Because of this, I’m floored that Jack didn’t take the opportunity to revive his virtue signaling about his fake dieting and say “look guys, the tray table is going all the way down! I’m TOTALLY losing weight! Thanks, #ProfileBySanford.”
I don’t even think that’s 100% true. Yes, it really felt like the majority of the country was able to put differences aside, mourn, and rally behind a sense of national pride. That alone feels weirdly foreign, considering the polarization of society today. Would such a display of unity even happen in 2021 (if a similarly devastating incident were to occur)? Of course, I’m not discounting that there was your usual gaggle of faggots in academia/media who simped for terrorists and labeled Bush a jingoist when military action kicked off, but the ideological rifts seemed narrower. I mean, nowadays a good chunk of the country sees the flag itself as a divisive symbol, and the National Archives has just put trigger warnings on our founding documents. Are we too divergent at this point to achieve the unity we saw in the aftermath of 9/11? Sorry for the sperging…just the vibes of the day, I suppose.
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He packs like a girly little bitch. Nobody's going to be looking at your faggy shoes, fucker. He's just like his dad.
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Really hoping Jack goes live from his scooty puff on the strip.
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Might be late on this. But I think the worst part about JOTG is that he doesn’t do any type of research about the history of the restaurants he goes to. Half the time he forgets/can’t pronounce the restaurant name.
Rob discusses the park throughly and I actually watched the whole 25 mins lol
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I was told by inside sources that the Vegas trip was Jack's gift to Jr. and Brianna for their 21st birthday. I don't know how true my source is, but he denied that they were going to a church convention(that was my theory).
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"DISAGREEING WITH JACK'S NON-EXISTENT REALITY IS BEING PART OF THE PROBLEM!"
Paul is such a fucking shithead. I bet he personally yelled at a Sikh on Sept 12, 2001.
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I think Jack just wanted to go on vacation to eat all the new fried mexican food that's there. But he still won't go to Heart Attack Grill, because that would shame the fat pig over his weight. Plus the nurses aren't buff guys either, so it doesn't interest him.
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If you otherwise ate normally and were physically active, it wouldn't kill you to eat there once.
Fun fact: Jon Basso, the guy who invented the chain, hates fat people and the whole purpose of the chain is to mock them. I guess that's openly obvious enough even a fatty like Jack can figure it out.