09/23/2015 - CRUCIAL DANGER! Phil Threatens Suicide

[Null]

Why doesn't he get like taken in for 48 hour observation for this? I thought that cops had to.

Well, he doesn't have an address.

 

[Ruin]

I'm surprised he doesn't have a Tumblr what with the frequent suicide threats and social justice buzzwords he sprinkles into everything. Tumblr would eat up the story of a non-passing trans woman being oppressed by the internet and driven to suicide.

He does have a Tumblr. It's full of gross porn and weirdly normal fashion pics.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Well, he doesn't have an address.

Knowing Phil, he probably has location data enabled on his phone when it sends messages.

 

[Stress Sigh]

Well, he doesn't have an address.

Nearest pizza joint.

 

[Anus]

Nearest pizza joint.

I think you mean a potato field

 

[A Skeleton]

I think you mean a potato field

A cheese factory.

 

[Stress Sigh]

I think you mean a potato field

Or bridge or tattoo palor.

The wild roaming gimp potato can survive in only the most particular environments.

 

[Hyperion]

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NO KIWIS lol

because hanging out with lunatic transsexuals was so high on my list of things to do

 

[Randy Lahey]

NO KIWIS lol

because hanging out with lunatic transsexuals was so high on my list of things to do

I think that meant that they won't eat kiwi fruit.

 

[Stress Sigh]

I think that meant that they won't eat kiwi fruit.

Or Kiwi meat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[The Joker]

aww, is he going to sleep in some bushes again?

 

[Sanshain]

If Phil was sensible, he'd go completely quiet for several days or even several weeks, then pop back up with a story about how he was about to go through with it/was already lying in a pool of his own blood, then had some kind of near-religious experience that gloriously reaffirmed all that he feels he has to live for, giving him the heroic willpower needed to pull through.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Is this like The Price is Right?

21 days

34 days, and he'll try to get people to believe it by saying something to the effect of "I know I've backed away before, but I'm not joking this time!!!".

 

[Optimus Prime]

aww, is he going to sleep in some bushes again?

I think he has enough hair to qualify as being a bush.

*awaits the news of him getting harassed by a weedwacker by accident*

 

[Stress Sigh]

If Phil was sensible, he'd go completely quiet for several days or even several weeks, then pop back up with a story about how he was about to go through with it/was already lying in a pool of his own blood, then had some kind of near-religious experience that gloriously reaffirmed all that he feels he has to live for, giving him the heroic willpower needed to pull through.

Que in saved born again Westboro Phil still Latinx.

 

[QT 219]

Holy shit. Has this dude reached the point where if he doesn't threaten suicide, we can assume there is something legitimately wrong?

 

[Splendid]

Man, I need a stock one-liner to post in these monthly suicide threads.

 

[Null]

34 days, and he'll try to get people to believe it by saying something to the effect of "I know I've backed away before, but I'm not joking this time!!!".

That requires tact. I set the bar lower because he didn't get any help this time. I may actually be overshooting it by quite a bit because he got fuck-all from this bait.

 

[EI 903]

I never thought I'd agree on Shia with anything, but.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
Somebody link fatty to this video. I think he needs some...motivation.

That video gets posted every time Phil does this. Seeing as how it is the 13th suicide threat of the year, it would be nice if people would stop.

 

[Ruin]

Here's ADF's badly formatted Tumblr if anyone hasn't seen it yet.

http://diosa-latina-de-misandria.tumblr.com/

Trigger warning it autoplays shitty music.