09/23/2015 - CRUCIAL DANGER! Phil Threatens Suicide

[Bugaboo]

Things I need to do today

• Pick up milk
• Call back the bank
• KILL SELF

 

[Quijibo69]

Doesn't he do this every other day? Just do it already and get it done.

 

[Totenkopf]

It's Phil's time of the month.

Everyone screencap and post the comments because I've been blocked

 

[chimpburgers]

Right on time again Phil, but you won't be able to ride your bike if you actually do this, which I know you won't anyway.

 

[Arkangel]

I wouldn't call it official until he turns his Facebook banner pic black.

 

[Cosmos]

We should use Phil's suicide threats as measures of time instead of hours, days, weeks, etc.

 

[RWS Watcher]

I wonder what method Philthy is going to threaten to use this time around. My bet is on him threatening to throw himself into the ocean again.

 

[Professor Iris]

I never thought I'd agree on Shia with anything, but.

Somebody link fatty to this video. I think he needs some...motivation.

 

[Weeping With Pity]

Half an hour in, no asspats / likes / offers of a place to spend the weekend while creeping out everyone in the house...

 

[Smutley]

Hold up. What if this is all a ruse by Phil to get Jordan to feel bad and come pick him up, take him to a motel, and fig him all better?

 

[Stress Sigh]

I wonder what method Philthy is going to threaten to use this time around. My bet is on him threatening to throw himself into the ocean again.

I'm hoping mouthing off to some cholos it'd be delightfully ironic.

 

[kobebyarlant]

Whatever Phil. Same time tomorrow?

 

[Gaol]

 

[Erubetie]

Holy shit, the suicide threat counter finally reset! What are you all doing to celebrate? I'm going to go eat some cheese and catch up on what I've missed in the past hour.
Can't wait to hear what other kooky antics you'll come up with next, Phil. As many here have said, see you tomorrow

 

[Hyperion]

Hold up. What if this is all a ruse by Phil to get Jordan to feel bad and come pick him up, take him to a motel, and fig him all better?

JORDAN REFUSED TO FIG ME! TRAINS MISS SOGGY KNEES

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I wonder how he's going to (not) try to do it this time?

Other than the usual self-care that's already slowly killing him, I mean.

What are you all doing to celebrate?

I want to ride my bicycle. I want to ride it where I like.

 

[FBIfellow420]

A grand piano case has been prepared in case he actually goes through with it.
Now we wait.

 

[Stress Sigh]

Whatever he supposedly chooses it's going to hammy and try hard also in front of people.

 

[Professor Iris]

A grand piano case has been prepared in case he actually goes through with it.
Now we wait.

And a grand piano has been prepared to fall on his fat ass in case he doesn't.
It's beautiful, this whole preparation thing.

 

[K/S wordsmith]

Hold up. What if this is all a ruse by Phil to get Jordan to feel bad and come pick him up, take him to a motel, and fig him all better?

What do you think the chances are? 110...maybe 115%?

I think it's adorable Phil admits he's abusing Facebook and just making a play


"So Facebook, decided to not do anything about the Impostor.

Great, Facebook wants me to not be Isabel

So, I guess I will start some shit now

Suicidal ideation is probably one of those things"