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Jaracainofthewind said:
Jesus, I'm glad this topic came back up. One of my favorite things about Phil is that weird homunculous attitude he has about being an adult or even a human. Like I love cooking, so the way he approaches food is goddamn fascinating. Because he likes to talk the talk. Barely.

Because last night I tried a new shrimp linguine recipe. And I was eating and thinking about all the flavors and I was like mmmm this is a super delicate sauce. Interesting how I can just barely taste the lemon. But I don't know if I can really taste the wine, or notice what it adds. And then DSPs stupid food tasting face popped into my head. And I had a good laugh on how he would be giving the same thought process to a fucking Quarter Pounder.
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My guy, you can't come in here and say all that without dropping the recipe. Not just for me, but for Phil! More robust, custom homemade recipes are just what he needs to move forward positively and get through these trying times.
 
Surly Muppet said:
It was interesting seeing him talk about this today because he so recently expressed the hardline stance about being against sponsorships when he claimed to turn down the Raid sponsorship.

He kept saying things like "These headphones I like, this beverage I like..." and cited Assassins Creed and the Twitch sponsor program as a game he was 'already playing anyway' but got paid extra to pay. He'd just take money for things he already likes, guys!

This is all pure spin of course, deliberately there to ease the cognitive dissonance anyone paying attention should be experiencing. Think about what we've seen...
- The 1Up loot boxes he shit on as being cheap crap after shilling them for years
- The chair he shilled before he actually had it and then later called cheap Chinese crap (he also banned people that said that on the day he revealed it)
- The appearance of FakeSydePhil for the paid segment of Assassins Creed that emphasized how willing he is to bend for money
- The other Twitch sponsor game, ELO Hell, which was lame but he shilled anyway and has now memoryholed
- Mario and Sonic at the Olympics which he got for free, neglected to mention until ragequitting it, and then failed to properly disclose until harassed to do so
- The Hori controller he recently showcased and repeatedly noted in the review things Kat had told him because he was clearly reviewing and shilling a controller he had not used

As usual, the trolls are the only thing keeping him honest. They're just trying to keep him on his righteous path and defend him from the corrupting temptation of sponsors.
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I've missed your posts. Welcome back to the vortex.
 
I know this has been pointed out, but Phil is shaming non-members tonight to join so he can hit the member goal and do a fun marathon.

But if he doesn't get money, he'll do basically the same marathon as a fundraiser anyway.
And if he does get the money, he'll still turn that 'earned' marathon into a fundraiser.
So why give him the money. You get the same experience but keep your money.

Dread Pirate Retard said:
I've missed your posts. Welcome back to the vortex.
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Haha, thanks - good go be back!
 
Someone just asked if they can have the marathon if they don't hit the goal and he said no.
That's going to be awkward when the marathon still happens but is called a 'fundraiser'...

He then said it was 'ridiculous' when someone asked if the marathon would have an increased tips goal. He asked why they would think that.
I want to say that was a self-aware joke for any detractors listening, because that has rarely not been the case.

He is now denying he has added any words to the filter for the stream chat when someone asked him if some reference to mobile games was banned.
Remember that he also claimed he never added any banned words on Twitch, but the Discord leak proved he knew the list of banned words on Twitch and that he was lying.
 
Again with the bugged typing mechanics.
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Im still confused on how we're hypocrites because of dsp's failures. The only way trolls/detractors/whatever phil calls us would be hypocrites in the situation he described is if we accepted the premise that phil deserves to make a good living playing video games online. We don't though, so how can we be hypocrites for ripping on dsp for begging when we don't want or care about him being successful at this?

His scenario only makes sense if we were all saying phil should make 100k+ a year playing video games but then turn around and fuck things up for him. I guess maybe that would kind if be hypocritical but since we don't even care if he gets the money he wants, its not really hypocritical to laugh at him debasing himself for money.
 
Early stream status:

Total tip: $21

Chat is basically consisted of

1. Autistic Derich asking some trivial questions about Pittsburgh

2. A guy named Horny Ricky outspamming Derich with more trivia of Pittsburgh

3. Chat laughing at the 2

Phil on average respond to Derich after he asks the same question the 5th time

No one cared about Derich in Chat, they mostly cheering for Horny Ricky

Membership still stucks at 224


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Hey @Piece of Peace, what the fuck is your problem, dood? Fuck you! No, I mean that. Using logic and showing how stupid DSP is to have not saved up for his down payment to avoid PMI, and showing how he did everything correct wrong on his bankruptcy filing in this video is BREAKING THE LAW. Also, just because it shows that DSP is doing the minimum payment each month since his loan is evidence of nothing. So FUCK YOU! DSP is coming for you.

Thanks for the tip. *SNORT*
 
Phil is lecturing people about using aliases to tip.
"Please refrain from contributing on my stream if you are going to use the name of another established contributor or chatter."
He changed his stance from earlier when he told people not to tip under a variety of aliases at all. Now you can, just not a recognized name. I wonder who that is to protect.

Someone, a 'legit' tipper, used the name SilentBob for a $50 tip. Phil doesn't want the audience to be confused. It might cause drama for people to think that, say, SilentBob has started to tip on the night streams.

If the recent chargebacks are real, I suspect this is what happened - someone used a recognized sock name and Phil neglected to check it thinking it was legit.
 
Surly Muppet said:
Phil is lecturing people about using aliases to tip.
"Please refrain from contributing on my stream if you are going to use the name of another established contributor or chatter."
He changed his stance from earlier when he told people not to tip under a variety of aliases at all. Now you can, just not a recognized name. I wonder who that is to protect.

Someone, a 'legit' tipper, used the name SilentBob for a $50 tip. Phil doesn't want the audience to be confused. It might cause drama for people to think that, say, SilentBob has started to tip on the night streams.

If the recent chargebacks are real, I suspect this is what happened - someone used a recognized sock name and Phil neglected to check it thinking it was legit.
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The question is though, why? Not sure what kind of gay ops could be played here by tipping under a known whales name. Maybe to jolt the piggy out to get him to admit SilentBobs tips are arranged and from the same person?

Also notice how nice he was to this 'legit' tipper when he usually REES over impersonating stream regulars, maybe because it came with a 50 dollar pill to swallow.
 
Just saw the video where Phil acknowledges that he's a beggar. BUT it's naht his fucking fault! Sure he made some bad decisions, especially financially. But it's those mentally ill fuckheads with no life fault that he doesn't have a sponsorship with Sony or an energy drink.

Fucking asshole.
 
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I'm genuinely laughing at this retard's attempt at a Haiku in Phil's chat.

It amazes me how EVERY genuine fan of Phil fits on a spectrum somewhere between 80 IQ morbidly obese wheelchair and sexually deviant Chinese autistic nonce.
 
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