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CoomerCouch v2.69 said:
Hey Phil, you rant for fifteen minutes about how you can't get sponsorships because the trolls would ruin it and it's forced you into this cycle of begging. Two questions about that, since we know you read the farms:

1) How do smaller streamers succeed without sponsorships or begging by building their fanbase over time, some of whom are controversial and get hate raided on a level you've never experienced?

2) How do you resolve the cognitive dissonance (see: bald-faced lie) of saying you're unable to get sponsorships while bragging to us last week about a clothing sponsor you turned down, and a sponsorship from Raid: Shadow Legends that you also turned down? Which is it bud? You can't get them or you can but don't want to be a shill?
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He inadvertently said it himself. The harshest criticism of DSP, according to Phil is: “Everyone else has a job, but you appeal to your viewers for money constantly!”

GET A JOB, PHIL!
 
LyteSydeByll said:
I think he said it was people who donate to his PayPal directly, like when he lost his StreamLabs link and begged for people to put money directly in his wallet. So since it's not going through Stream Elements it doesn't trigger the popup overlays on the stream.
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Yeah, he has confirmed this previously, and he specifically said it about SilentBob following the transition from StreamLabs to StreamElements when, in the interim, Phil also posted the link to directly tip his PayPal.

Phil has, for some reason, since retconned this into playing dumb and openly saying he doesn't know why they don't trigger popups, then did mention that it was because of direct tips, and now just seems to pokerface it like nothing about these tips is odd. This also supports the theory that it's one person because 'SilentBob' switched to direct tips at that juncture and so did the rest of these names all at once.

One thing I want to note is the recent swap he has made - he has started reading these tips prior to his break instead of when he gets back. This appears to be a deliberate move on his part when he is short of the vest goal, and has started noting them before break to get close to the goal in hopes that someone will then tip over break or immediately after to hit the vest goal. Phil likely realized that his audience picked up that there was always a 'break' tip from SilentBob/OMM/Babajo and were not tipping before or during break because they knew it was coming over break. He's now trying to show the tips early to bait the vest.

This does, however, point to the fact that these tips actually come in much earlier and Phil decides when to read them. There is no transparency here, and he is trying to time them to his benefit while sitting on the money. Not very honest...
 
blahblahblah678 said:
Big ups an1337

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_zYAPpxqKWQ:628
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"It's your fucking fault! You idiots that criticize me are the same ones who do the fucking illegal trolling actions that make me have to do that (e-beg)! It's your fault! You are the ultimate hypocrites!"


...Where do I start?

  1. Phil is saying that trolls made him e-beg, but let's not forget that he was begging even when he was making bank on YouTube. Remember, he was the one who tried to urge his viewers to click on the ads so he can pocket the revenue. And he was the one who had a paypal link at the end of his videos so he could pocket donations. Back when he started YouTube, he was rolling in cash, even when TIHYDPs where making the rounds. So Phil was begging from jump. That's a choice he made.

  2. Phil thinks its JUST the begging people have a problem with. I know some YouTubers that run into money issues and put of GoFundMes, mostly when it comes to something like hospital bills or whatever. I, personally, don't have a problem with that, because that's more "asking for help" than e-begging, and it's only done maybe once and in a desperate time of need.

    Phil begs every day. Every day there's a bill that needs to be paid, a payment to his mysterious "tax guy", or some excuse where Phil has to beg for money during every stream. Once or twice, sure, but every day? He makes more than he presents through other ventures that he doesn't need pity dollars from wheelchairs and he knows it. The begging is just so blatant and dishonest, and that's why people are pissed at him for it. But of course, Phil, the failed abortion that he is, fails to realize this. Instead, he needs to take another dose of copium and continue his rant.

  3. "You're the ones that create the situations that force me to beg!"

    Phil, did we make you jerk off on stream? Did Tevin point a gun at your head and make you say "Stationary Niggers" on Twitch? You did that, not us. Fuck off.

  4. A 39 year old man wearing children's t-shirts and rocking back and forth in his little spaz chair while playing dress up for retarded children has the audacity to tell his detractors to "grow up" lmao wut

  5. "When I tried to get muh wife on steam, everyone harassed her!"

    Nice of Phil to conveniently leave out the part where Kat called out detractors and said she didn't care what they said while calling them idiots. Your shovel-jawed maid painted a target on her back and trolls fired. That's not on us. She knew what she was getting into when she decided to live under your roof and suck you two inched pecker with a pair of tweezers. Leanna realized this two, and that (among other things) is why she dropped you like it's hot.


  6. "You want to talk about being dumbfuck hypocrites, that's what these people are!"

    Like always, the King of Hate calls out his detractors and insults them from the safety of a computer screen and behind of aegis of wheelchair retard fans, but never directly to the people he's insulting. Phil, at the young tender age of 39, is as soft as baby shit.


  7. "There's nothing I can do to stop their heinous actions, I wish! But social media is a free medium..."

    STOP BEGGING, PHIL AND GET A REAL JOB

    Also, how are detractors "harassing you" on social media if you have them blocked?

  8. "If anyone can look at what I've been through in the last 5-6 years and say 'that's all on Phil'... you're out of your mind! Every opportunity to flip stuff and make stuff better, people ruin it."

    Welcome to the internet, Phil! Where all it takes is one search to find out everything about you! One search of the name "Phil Burnell" and I can find your Wikitubia page, which contains every criticism, every controversy, every stupid thing you've done in the past 11 years. Sponsors don't use carrier pigeons to find new hopefuls. They look online. And one look at any link containing your info Phil does not make you look good.
Phil's whole rant is just ridiculous. What an idiot. This is the first rant he's ever made that literally hurt my brain.
 
TheKatIsNowGone said:
That was my favorite part of the rant. As if him having just 1 follower would be enough to prove he's fine. But that's where the goal posts are now.
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And when the day comes when Phil has nobody in stream watching him, it’ll switch to: “If this was all my fault, if I had done nothing right and everything wrong, you think people would still watch my YouTube videos?! You think Youtube would really host my content?! Well, then you’re a delusional shithead ACK! ACK! ACK!”
 
>tune in
>"and with these 10 dollars we've reached the vest goal and..."
>tune out

I wish I had an RSS feed that only notified me when Phil had streams with low tips and high salt.

I miss Bacon Sweats. :(
 
All Phil wants is to do just play games and chill and not beg on stream and have 0 consequences for anything he's ever done or ever will do and get paid 200K a year to do it.

Is that too much to ask?
 
DZoomer said:
>tune in
>"and with these 10 dollars we've reached the vest goal and..."
>tune out

I wish I had an RSS feed that only notified me when Phil had streams with low tips and high salt.

I miss Bacon Sweats. :(
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Its fine. These whales are slowly beaching themselves. The three left can only hold out for so much longer. Dig deeper you filthy bitches! We got a begathon coming up! Burn that income!!
 
End of stream status:

Phil is still actually stalling by going to an Easter egg shrine, but basically stream will end any time now

Total Tip: $101

Near 70% of tips are from OIC under his OneMinuteMan and Grey Wind socks ($65)

After hitting the vest goal, Phil ignored the chats request and poll result for denim vest and put on the beige one

He also sucks at this game, which I know, I'd hard to believe

Membership stucked at 224, zero net gain today

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N0thingICanDo said:
End of stream status:

Phil is still actually stalling by going to an Easter egg shrine, but basically stream will end any time now

Total Tip: $101

Near 70% of tips are from OIC under his OneMinuteMan and Grey Wind socks ($65)

After hitting the vest goal, Phil ignored the chats request and poll result for denim vest and put on the beige one

He also sucks at this game, which I know, I'd hard to believe

Membership stucked at 224, zero net gain today

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Why didnt he wear denim if that won?
 
When other streamers get sponsorships they're shills and sell outs, DSP just wants to be an hanest gamer not beholden to some corporate overlord kissing some product's ass! He tells it like it is and that's why people like him doods.

Oh wait never mind turns out that whole thing has been a lie this whole time, he desperately wants a sponsorship and it's all the trolls fault it can't happen. :lol:
 
Just saw the 15 minute rant about how everything isn't his fault and its all the trolls fault. Some funny shit right there. Love when he doesn't hit the tips goal and starts complaining about not being able to play WWE Champions

bobatnight said:
Aight agree to disagree I guess
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No, if you want to fuck with Phil tell him his link to tip isn't working when he has low donations
 
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