DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Only a man(nequin)'s ass can lighten up his mood nowadays. (his true laughter comes out)
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Phil reminds me of the senator in The Office, who married one of the female cast, but is actually a closet homosexual. There's so many examples by now it's beyond coincidental.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He also dressed up in an Assasins Creed costume and dressed as Barry Buron and as Colonel Sanders (heck, that was his profile pic on Twitter for a while) This dude is too stupid to recognize his own hypocrisy

And when you point this out you're a mentally ill kid who doesn't understand that those are Halloween-style costumes that he only wears on Halloween. Which would be a fair point if he also didn't change his twitter avatar to him wearing that costume and refused to change it for several months. He only changed his Buck Breakin' Colonel costume in April or May iirc. I remember back in the day he had that soyfaced picture of himself in the Yoshi costume as his twitter avatar for several months as well.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Ok, so who the fuck is SnowKarl? Because idk about the rest of you, but I fucking love how he gets Phil so riled up

He gives Phil money day in and day out so he's just another paypig who thinks he's edgy.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

After all this time I'm pretty sure DSP is gay, but I think he might not even realize it. So it's not like he's closeted and that Kat is his patchy beard, I think he's just following the signals that society gives him and his parent's expectations and going through the motions of happily married man.

He probably doesn't have sex with Kat but rationalizes it somehow—we're busy, we're adults, our schedules are exhausting. All his attempts to demonstrate his heterosexuality were weird and conspicuous; that boob painting and the ostentatious Black Cat bust. He'll watch wrestling and play WWE Champions, staring at muscle-bound men wearing tights and grabbing each other, but if a woman shows up in a game, even a hard 4, he fucking averts his eyes like he's a kid going shopping with his mom in the underwear section.

I think he'd be a lot happier if he practiced some self-examination about this but he's never done that about anything so I'm not holding my fucking breath.

 

[Fapcop]

And when you point this out you're a mentally ill kid who doesn't understand that those are Halloween-style costumes that he only wears on Halloween. Which would be a fair point if he also didn't change his twitter avatar to him wearing that costume and refused to change it for several months. He only changed his Buck Breakin' Colonel costume in April or May iirc. I remember back in the day he had that soyfaced picture of himself in the Yoshi costume as his twitter avatar for several months as well.

Hypocrisy is definetely one of Phil’s top 3 defining characteristics.

Just take his whole life with Khat.

What was it that Phil used to call those who don’t contribute anything? No-Loads.

What is the most basic contribution Phil and Khat could make to society and their country? Produce at least one, but preferably two offspring, who can enter the workforce, pay tahxes and pay for Phil’s and Khat’s social security and expensive medical care when they’re old.

But nah... “They’ve decided not to have children” because children are hard work dood and muh Bills. Instead they prefer a life as... No-Loads, letting other people contribute to keeping up living standards.

(PLEASE NOTE! I’m by no means saying these two should have children, as they can barely take care of themselves. Just pointing out Phil’s hypocrisy.

When other people don’t contribute, they’re “no-loads”. When he tries to avoid paying tahxes, avoids repaying his huge debt through bankruptcy or is too lazy to have kids... Well that’s just how it goes. Nothin’ he could do!)

 

[Lady Adjani]

After all this time I'm pretty sure DSP is gay, but I think he might not even realize it. So it's not like he's closeted and that Kat is his patchy beard, I think he's just following the signals that society gives him and his parent's expectations and going through the motions of happily married man.

He probably doesn't have sex with Kat but rationalizes it somehow—we're busy, we're adults, our schedules are exhausting. All his attempts to demonstrate his heterosexuality were weird and conspicuous; that boob painting and the ostentatious Black Cat bust. He'll watch wrestling and play WWE Champions, staring at muscle-bound men wearing tights and grabbing each other, but if a woman shows up in a game, even a hard 4, he fucking averts his eyes like he's a kid going shopping with his mom in the underwear section.

I think he'd be a lot happier if he practiced some self-examination about this but he's never done that about anything so I'm not holding my fucking breath.

I'll never understand this bizarre obsession you guys have with Dave's sexuality / sexual activity. Out of all the things to think about in your free time, this is what you choose to occupy your mind with.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Ok, so who the fuck is SnowKarl? Because idk about the rest of you, but I fucking love how he gets Phil so riled up

One of his main problems is that he is Swedish. That alone almost guarantees being a cuck and fucked in the head. He married a Muslim "woman"/goat, he is about 27 (I saw someone commenting he felt like a boomer with 32 years old and Snowkarl said something like "oh, then you are five years older than me" - not sure about the exact numbers).

Doesn't matter how often Phil insults him, he will stay and act like a battered wife. Snowkarl knows that Phil is a scammer though - he watched detractor content.

Ultimately, I would guess he stays with Phil cause he is the superstar in the stream chat and gets all the attention his wife won't give him. Without him the chat would be dead -> Phil can't ban him that easily. I foresee a civil war between him and [RETARDED].

 

[bobatnight]

No its not

Aight agree to disagree I guess

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

He gives Phil money day in and day out so he's just another paypig who thinks he's edgy.

Snowkarl is actually sociable and popular in DSP’s chat. That’s why Phil hates him so much, he gets more attention than Dave himself. And he can’t ban Snowkarl either because the chat will riot if he does.
That’s what sets Snowkarl apart from trolls like the loser who keeps spamming Superchats with NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER socks. He gives Phil money but he’s genuinely a much nicer person to the viewer’s than the actual streamer and actually knows how to push Phil’s buttons, rather than spew some stale meme like Kat getting blacked.

 

[Fapcop]

I'll never understand this bizarre obsession you guys have with Dave's sexuality / sexual activity. Out of all the things to think about in your free time, this is what you choose to occupy your mind with.

Oh fuck off. In a kind way.

Nobody lies awake at night speculating whether Phil is gay, bi, a top or a bottom, or whether he’s the type to pull out and come on Khat’s face or is the creampie kinda guy.

It’s just a fun thing to speculate on in passing as you watch his otherwise unwatchable content, and can’t help but notice his rectal obsession and new found pious asexuality.

(Or constantly Freudian Slips into calling Khat ‘mom’.)

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

I'll never understand this bizarre obsession you guys have with Dave's sexuality / sexual activity. Out of all the things to think about in your free time, this is what you choose to occupy your mind with.

I agree, some people here really want to step up and play the boogeymen crazy conspiracy role phil always talks up, it just gives him wiggle room with his real lies. Phils gay because he watches wrestling? No hes just dumb white trash.

 

[50 bit bitch]

After all this time I'm pretty sure DSP is gay, but I think he might not even realize it. So it's not like he's closeted and that Kat is his patchy beard, I think he's just following the signals that society gives him and his parent's expectations and going through the motions of happily married man.

He probably doesn't have sex with Kat but rationalizes it somehow—we're busy, we're adults, our schedules are exhausting. All his attempts to demonstrate his heterosexuality were weird and conspicuous; that boob painting and the ostentatious Black Cat bust. He'll watch wrestling and play WWE Champions, staring at muscle-bound men wearing tights and grabbing each other, but if a woman shows up in a game, even a hard 4, he fucking averts his eyes like he's a kid going shopping with his mom in the underwear section.

I think he'd be a lot happier if he practiced some self-examination about this but he's never done that about anything so I'm not holding my fucking breath.

Honestly I think the interest in WWE is more evidence that he's autistic, not gay

 

[Pargon]

I agree, some people here really want to step up and play the boogeymen crazy conspiracy role phil always talks up, it just gives him wiggle room with his real lies. Phils gay because he watches wrestling? No hes just dumb white trash.

I personally just like to say it because he’s at the very least a raging homophobe and he reads every post in his sub.

 

[Fapcop]

I agree, some people here really want to step up and play the boogeymen crazy conspiracy role phil always talks up, it just gives him wiggle room with his real lies. Phils gay because he watches wrestling? No hes just dumb white trash.

Pretty sure it’s not his wrestling love and fascination of JPEGs of sweaty men that makes people think he’s gay.

It’s his constant ass and skat talk, and the fact that gets weirded out anytime something sexual or romantic happens.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Honestly I think the interest in WWE is more evidence that he's autistic, not gay

Do you smell what The Rock is cooking?

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Think it’s incorrect to really dive deep into Phil’s possible preference when it comes to romantic/sexual shit. He’s fucking awkward. Even in the days where he was around people in the FGC he look like a total stiff.

He has a stunted brain and acts like a 9 year old in a technical late 30s male but aged physically like he’s in his 60s.
In short, he’s an awkward gimp and he makes the simplest social things as cringeworthy as possible.

 

[MoonRocker]

Phil has just been insufferable as of late. Even more so than usual and that’s saying a lot.

I think the recognition that being supported by one person primarily is finally dawning on him and how unsustainable this entire venture is. The stream viewer average numbers have also gone down which he is cognizant of, although trying his hardest to appear ignorant of it. Back on Twitch, Phil was comfortably gathering at least 300-400 viewers on average. On certain new releases, he could even push past 400 viewers. We’re now having streams where it’s sub-200 and it’s become the norm for most days of the week to be at less than 250 viewers. This decline is real and is being witnessed by hundreds of people, if not thousands.

Weirdly, the decline isn’t as impactful as you’d think because it’s actually on the streams where he has the lowest amount of viewers where he is consistently hitting his dumb, arbitrary money goals. As usual, everything is fucked backwards and nonsensical within the Pigverse. Who knows, this could also be part the weird long-con game the three-letter acronym cuck is pulling by supporting streams with a low amount of viewers to put Phil into a false sense of comfort then pulling the rug from under him. Really fucking stupid and will backfire once he starts squealing hard enough as he always has. Also, the three-letter acronym idiot thinks he’s controlling Phil but it’s completely the other way around. He has no identity without DSP and cannot branch himself away from being the idiot who’s invested (it’s not donations at this point anymore, but an investment) of over $20,000 into a fat gambling addict and alcoholic. He can’t branch out and start streaming because he’ll get doxed. He can’t stop donating or people will stop taking about him. He doesn’t control Phil, it’s the other way around: he doesn’t exist without DSP. Anyways, onto the next point.

Was really fun watching him get his shit pushed in during the latest SF stream by that Xero-15 dude. Exemplary stream of what happens when someone who actually knows how to play the game at a high level consistently online can pull off against a dude who refuses to adapt to online play or get on FightCade to improve their skill level.

In regards to Psychonauts 2, it’s contender for one of my favorite games of the year so far. Tim Schafer is a really creative dude and has created some of the best story-driven games of my generation from Monkey Island to Day of The Tentacles and other LucasArts classics. You can see all of the elements from his previous games being poured into this new one (same quirky characters, humor, scenery that you simply don’t find in games these days). But leave it to Phil to completely butcher a really fun game like this one. He will never be able to carry such playthroughs because these types of games are only streamable if the streamer can make you feel as if you’re watching a friend play this game on the couch next to you. Phil has neither the charisma nor the personality to make you ever feel a part of his streams. This idiot has built this artificial divide within his streams that HE is the streamer that is inevitably supposed to be having fun and YOU are here to watch HIM have fun. Nothing else is allowed. He already confirmed he’ll never be your friend nor does he want to be. He’s just supposed to have fun and get rewarded by getting paid for it.

It’s such a twisted mindset to have and it’s completely attributable for being a hermit who’s forgotten what normal human relationships entail. Phil doesn’t know how to act like a person anymore. His safe little virtual bubble has become his personal dictatorial space where he holds all the power and refuses to share it or make it inviting for people to hang out with him unless everyone toes the line exactly how he wants them to (think of everyone in his chat behind Derichs as what he would imagine being his expected standard for his streams). He’s such a pitiful and pathetic manchild, his online streams have become the only place left in his life where he has any form of exerting control and abuses the fuck out of such a space. That’s why his nastiness and toxicity have ramped up lately, because he is being pushed out further and further into more obscurity and his ego can’t handle it. From constantly comparing himself to DrDisrespect and constantly fondly speaking about his “white hot popular” YT heydays, Phil is stuck in the past and expects his awful legacy to keep him relevant and important regardless of how he acts. He genuinely believes he invented the concept of playthroughs and Let’s Plays and demands to be recognized for it in perpetuity.

Everything about his streams has become pure delusion. From the twisting of an Orwellian vocabulary that is constantly used to obfuscates the true meaning of his actions (i.e. “behind the scenes” meaning when not streaming but making it sound like it’s a highly concerted snd organized process to get things sorted out; “support” being one of the many synonyms he confounds instead of simply saying money; “crowdfunding” being used to define the action of giving him money collectively instead of using it as a project with clear deliverables as it was intended) to constantly telling himself that he had it good on Twitch when the begging was just as incessant, Phil has just lost grip on reality. Shutting yourself into a room for upwards of 6 hours a day while talking to yourself to reinforce complete lies and fabrications have rendered him impotent (hehe) in being honest with himself and recognizing himself as the source of all of his problems. His refusal to admit fault for why he lost his partnership on Twitch is the most telling fact about his current situation. He refuses to acknowledge the litany of instances where he’s used incredibly toxic and vile language because he justified the use of such terms by saying he was pressured/ provoked into saying so. Therefore it should admonish him completely from any consequences.

Phil has become a case study of the long-term mental health implications of refusing to take blame for anything a person does. And from what I’m seeing, the consequences are dire as this man is losing his grip on reality until the point where what he’s doing is unsustainable and he’ll refuse to do anything about it.

 

[Skim P]

Found this on Reddit, made me lol

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

I agree, some people here really want to step up and play the boogeymen crazy conspiracy role phil always talks up, it just gives him wiggle room with his real lies. Phils gay because he watches wrestling? No hes just dumb white trash.

Calm thyself, saying "I think DSP is gay" is not a "conspiracy", it's a "theory". It could be right or wrong but talking about it doesn't suddenly give DSP some weird high ground over us.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Man who blasts 3 AC units complains about Global Warming