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SojiroSakura said:
"I WOULD LOVE to be able to drink a sponsored drink, use a sponsored controller, BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE OF THE SHITHEADS"

Complete mask off, he WANTS to be a shill now.
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This is the guy who was bragging about getting a "Raid Shadow Legends" sponsor off....fuck off with that "Trollz ruined my sponsorships" fuckkkkkkk offffffff.

He can't keep his fucking stories straight, what a dumbass.
 
Fapcop said:
Close! “Very Flavorful”

You know, like 90% of all of Phil’s food.
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PieceofShet said:
He just said its our fault he has to beg every day cause we trolls shut down all of his other revenues, sponsorships!

HIGH FIVE MOUTH DROOLING RETARDS!
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HOLY SHIT! Epic fucking rant there:

After calling trolls miserable shitheads who can’t feel good about themselves without being assholes to others... Phil bans some dude and calls him a “fucking shithead”

Hypocrisy thy name is Phil.

Also, massive begrant incoming “I only have 21 dollars in tips guys, I NEED that 150$ for muh bills!”


EDIT: “I HAVENT HAD A TIP IN FORTY SEVEN MINUTES!!”

EDIT 2: DEAR LORD HES STILL RANTING! No gameplay just ten minutes straight of Phil seething.
 
The Penultimate Warrior said:
Probably because Derich has never done anything to "stab him in the back", i.e. he's too simple to have any thoughts or opinions of his own so just spams questions .
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Didn't derich steal his parents credit card and dump a bunch of it on Phail?
kamekmagik said:
I started watching the stream like 30 minutes ago and holy fuck. Do you want to play the fucking game? He's been ranting the WHOLE TIME and I legitimately can't believe this is a GAME STREAM. Character stands still 90% of the time. How does he expect to attract any new viewers?
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And this after chastising chat last night about talking among themselves when 'there's a game on and this is a game stream'.
PieceofShet said:
He just said its our fault he has to beg every day cause we trolls shut down all of his other revenues, sponsorships!

HIGH FIVE MOUTH DROOLING RETARDS!
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But he just lied said the other day that not one, but TWO companies offered him sponsorship but he turned them down. 🤔
 
Fapcop said:
Close! “Very Flavorful”

You know, like 90% of all of Phil’s food.

EDIT: That’s probably why Khat seemed to have stopped cooking. She’s tired of being reminded that she’s married to an idiot after the first 50 “How was it, Phil?”

And Phil always goes: “Good! Very flavorful!”
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Your Edit... are you still talking about food there or....?
 
King of Super Casualized said:
After all this time I'm pretty sure DSP is gay, but I think he might not even realize it. So it's not like he's closeted and that Kat is his patchy beard, I think he's just following the signals that society gives him and his parent's expectations and going through the motions of happily married man.

He probably doesn't have sex with Kat but rationalizes it somehow—we're busy, we're adults, our schedules are exhausting. All his attempts to demonstrate his heterosexuality were weird and conspicuous; that boob painting and the ostentatious Black Cat bust. He'll watch wrestling and play WWE Champions, staring at muscle-bound men wearing tights and grabbing each other, but if a woman shows up in a game, even a hard 4, he fucking averts his eyes like he's a kid going shopping with his mom in the underwear section.

I think he'd be a lot happier if he practiced some self-examination about this but he's never done that about anything so I'm not holding my fucking breath.
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I wonder how far that goes, honestly. Him not realizing that he is gay is something that I think might actually hold some water. Think about how often he seems to recreate things that have happened in a totally mystifying way. There's a distinction where I think he's lying or wrong (losing Twitch partnership) and times where I wonder about his perception of reality (any of the I did nothing wrong times in games or life where he seems convinced he was totally in the right), but I also see a third situation where it makes me wonder how he sees reality, and more importantly how he sees himself. We go back and forth about how he has this disorder or that disorder but the thing that I would really love a real answer to gets lumped into that discussion: what is Phil's perception of self?

If you forced me to, I can explain what I think I'm about. What my values are, what my interests are, strengths and weaknesses, insecurities and confidences, and most importantly why. I don't think Phil could answer any of those, or explain the whys. I don't think he's ever taken more than a second to be introspective, or to ask himself what he wants out of life, or who he wants to be. I don't know how or why, but I don't think he has a perception of self beyond that of a child: everything is outside of his control, and nothing has consequences or at least they shouldn't have consequences for him.

Should note, not a psychologist, I just think about the concept of self a lot.

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@Frogga I'm aiming this at you since everyone is quoting the wrong person. Have a great day bud.
 
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God he is so ungrateful.

It's really insane he gets away with being such a bitchy person.

Phil gets rewarded for being an asshole, and it only reinforces him to be a bigger asshole.

The more he is fed, the bigger the monster becomes, until eventually he just snaps and bans his whole chat for daring to speak up.
 
Holy shit, he is fucking toxic right now. LIMB!

GO FUCK YOURSELF!


right afterwards: PIGNOSIS
 
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