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Fapcop said:
But... He had plenty over the years, no? But chased them away by being an asshole.

This explanation doesn’t make sense unless you’re suggesting that Phil is able to learn from his mistakes, and all the evidence speaks to the contrary.
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Probably because Derich has never done anything to "stab him in the back", i.e. he's too simple to have any thoughts or opinions of his own so just spams questions .
 
Ahahahah ahah!

Phil sperging about influencers or whatever: “What you gotta understand is that with someone with a major following, Ah have a responsibility to be hahnest and truthful!”

Selfpignosis is apparently a thing now!
 
State of the stream update:

Total tips : $21

Roughly 50%, or $10 of those, are from Rahb ♿ ♿ ♿

Membership number: 224/250
Which is 0 increase from yesterday

Phil is busy MOUNTING HIS HORSE and buying gears for horses

While chat is talking about why Derich has to tell Phil that he will be late for the night stream because he had to go to his inbred relatives home

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Fapcop said:
What do you guys reckon would happen if you could somehow delete “very flavorful” from Phil’s mental vocabulary? Would he just stammer in confusion when “reviewing” foods and ultimately just go: “It’s good!”
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He would just up his usage frequency of the word "robust" instead.

Funko Pops NFT collector said:
First BrightSydeViking, now Snowkarl,what's up with Phil attracting nordic whales? Maybe people in those countries are so conditioned into the welfare state mindset that when they see a lazy bum like Phil they feel a visceral need to provide for him.
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Snowkarl is like a microcosm of the Swedish state. He throws cash at a guy who hates and humiliates him, manages his money horribly, is a leech on society and has an ultratoxic chat culture where you can get LiMB'd and browbeaten because you point out the glaring flaws in his life. He's used to the same shit when he's just living his regular life in Sweden.
 
Fapcop said:
Meh, without knowing the exact detail on this one, I’d take it with a big grin (and grain) of salt.

Two factor identification was that big then.

If it was a paid membership, that’s one thing. But if it was just a bunch of emails from a gay porn site, then Phil’s retelling is pretty credible.

No porn site, gay or not, is going to use two factor ID, they don’t give a fuck. Somebody could easily have signed him up.


EDIT: ITS WORKING GUISE THE BIG NEW GAMES ARE WORKING!!! 236 people watching Phil’s stream rn, MASSIVE increase from yesterday’s 180! 15$ tips so far... WE’RE ONLY 90% AWAY FROM THE GOAL, STEP UP FOLKS AND DONATE!


EDIT 2: Phil was just sperging about ground turkey and his wife’s chili. Guess what word he used to describe it...

Ill give you two letters, fill in the rest yourself!

V*** F**********
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Given he is dumb enough to use wrong grammar in his excitement: Viva Fuckingass?
Funko Pops NFT collector said:
Did Phil admit to having diabetes just now? He said that his foot itched and when he looked down Jasper cut his foot with his back claw and it's bleeding,that's why it itchs,I don't know about you but when I get a bleeding cut I feel it, it doesn't just "itch". I know that he is a lying piece of shit exaggerating to make himself look like a victim but DiabetesSydePhil is funnier.
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Nah that just his regular athlete's foot.
 
I gotta say... There’s something almost pig heartwarming about seeing Phil and Derich interact.

“Oh hey Derich, welcome to the stream!”

“No problem Derich, see you in the later stream!”

Why can’t Phil be like to this idk... Everyone? He might still be a bit of a joke, but at least he’d be nice and well liked bit of a joke with a bigger audience.
 
"I'm not gonna shill for a product just for a paycheck, you guys know I'm not like that!"
*less than 5 seconds later*
"Hori is an amazing company, I LOVE THEIR JOYCONS"

Hori isn't sponsoring him and he's shilling for them.
 
That Anony Mouse said:
Agreed, especially looking at the full picture. Dude was found to have an account on a gay porn website, Leanna criticized him for never being sexually interested, he made weird passes towards Rambo, he sleeps in a separate room than his wife, has a bizarre gay pride slide in his slideshow, fucking LOVES pro wrassling, has had so many gay mods/friends, plays dress-up in so many faggy outfits, incredibly prude towards any sexual references with women, and it goes on.
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You know you're on the wrong side when this degenerate agrees with you
 
der rademacher said:
Given he is dumb enough to use wrong grammar in his excitement: Viva Fuckingass?
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Close! “Very Flavorful”

You know, like 90% of all of Phil’s food.

EDIT: That’s probably why Khat seemed to have stopped cooking. She’s tired of being reminded that she’s married to an idiot after the first 50 “How was it, Phil?”

And Phil always goes: “Good! Very flavorful!”
 
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I started watching the stream like 30 minutes ago and holy fuck. Do you want to play the fucking game? He's been ranting the WHOLE TIME and I legitimately can't believe this is a GAME STREAM. Character stands still 90% of the time. How does he expect to attract any new viewers?
 
"I WOULD LOVE to be able to drink a sponsored drink, use a sponsored controller, BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE OF THE SHITHEADS"

Complete mask off, he WANTS to be a shill now.
 
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