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DeeTracktor said:
Doesn't matter. If he doesn't hit the the tips goal "alotapeepul" will just ask for a marathon stream to give him 5x the money they didn't give him in the first place. And it all works out because that gives him and "muh mom...err..muh wife" *thumb pointed back at the door* a chance to try this new Chinese place they had been seeing on door dash for the last 2 weeks and the best part is that you, the viewer, gets to pay for it and watch (and hear) him eat it.
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LolCowCentral said:
Edit: what do you mean I said "my mom" ? I never said that. You know what ? Anyone who says that I'm just going to ban you. Stop trying to derail the stream with your stupid detractor bullshit.
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Aren’t all the Chinese takeout places basically the same thing that launder money
 
Sorry if I missed this, but Phil pulling that "rules for thee, not for me" bullshit yet again. Though to be fair, Phil would be slightly more entertaining if he did dress up in a chicken suit and played games.

Remember: it's not begging, it's business.

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Fapcop said:
Who am I kidding, of course he would. The marathon was already tentatively put on the schedule, so either Phil will lie about all the fan pressure, or just bill it as an “EMERGENCY FUNDRAISER”

You know, to prevent an emergency.
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he's trying to hold this members' goal marathon as early into September (4th) as possible, cause he's gonna need another fundraiser before the 21st

and there's no way he would peg anything to his schedule without it being confirmed, I think someone has 20 accounts ready to engage positively with the inventor of playthroughs

& to anyone who said dave will be holding monthly fundraisers, ...according to the religion of semantics, you're wrong, he's doing 2 fundraisers a month and thinks noone notices

we're onto you fat man
 
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Sorry if I missed this, but Phil pulling that "rules for thee, not for me" bullshit yet again. Though to be fair, Phil would be slightly more entertaining if he did dress up in a chicken suit and played games.

Remember: it's not begging, it's business.

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Phil's mistaken belief that his opinion matters result in takes showcasing his hilarious lack of self awareness like this one.
 
Phil might be the only person I've seen consistently complain that auto-aim hinders him. As if those trotters he calls hands are so coordinated and precise that the game literally aiming for him is not as effective as his own laser-like gun control. I'd pay money for a really petty Sledgehammer employee to stumble upon one of his streams, hear him complain how the "shitty ass dogshit auto aim wouldn't let me aim at the guy" and disable his auto aim so he never got a kill on CoD again.
 
FormerPro said:
Phil might be the only person I've seen consistently complain that auto-aim hinders him. As if those trotters he calls hands are so coordinated and precise that the game literally aiming for him is not as effective as his own laser-like gun control. I'd pay money for a really petty Sledgehammer employee to stumble upon one of his streams, hear him complain how the "shitty ass dogshit auto aim wouldn't let me aim at the guy" and disable his auto aim so he never got a kill on CoD again.
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Not sure about older CoD's, but Cold War lets you turn it off completely and I'm guessing it's going to be the same in WW2.

Thinking Dave would ever play without it is foolish to say the least, it's just another excuse among many.

Dread Pirate Retard said:
For once DSP is not the lolcow. Imagine arguing with a retard like this over voice (soundboard or not).
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Being told to stfu and leave is hardly arguing.
 
DarkScrubPhil said:
TBH, there was that one time he dressed up in a Yoshi suit and played games sooooo...
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He also dressed up in an Assasins Creed costume and dressed as Barry Buron and as Colonel Sanders (heck, that was his profile pic on Twitter for a while) This dude is too stupid to recognize his own hypocrisy
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
We have advanced from lag to netcode to explain why he sucks at video games. Truly an evolving creature of pure salt
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And somehow, HE is the only one having to deal with it. Not the thousands of other players. He really never thinks things through at all.
 
Iron Hamster said:
And somehow, HE is the only one having to deal with it. Not the thousands of other players. He really never thinks things through at all.
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It's their common person Walmart wireless connections that lag every time Phil plays. It's not possibly on Phil's end because he has 2 lines of the finest highest quality Business Internet.
 
N0thingICanDo said:
DSP math it time again


Before night stream

"WE are LESS THAN 25 members away"

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After night stream

"WE are SO CLOSE to hit the membership goal guys please give me money"

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Also after night stream

"WE are 26 members away from hitting the goal"

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This mother fucker lost 2 members during night stream and somehow sounds like WE are getting closer to the goal?

Just because Super Blind Man was the top tipper of night stream doesn't mean all your viewers are blind like that fat fuck you greedy pig

*Nervous Snort*
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lol @ 'we' after 2 rants just recently about how they are HIS streams.
25 Invisible push-ups said:
because I also have "exclusive" access to Game Pass.
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But did it save your career? Any vast improvements in home life?
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Sorry if I missed this, but Phil pulling that "rules for thee, not for me" bullshit yet again. Though to be fair, Phil would be slightly more entertaining if he did dress up in a chicken suit and played games.

Remember: it's not begging, it's business.

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LMAO! He sooooooo wants other streamers to be remembered the same as he is remembered as being The Guy.
 
Only a man(nequin)'s ass can lighten up his mood nowadays. (his true laughter comes out)
 
Iron Hamster said:
And somehow, HE is the only one having to deal with it. Not the thousands of other players. He really never thinks things through at all.
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It’s hard to say whether he’s really this stewpid or whether his ego somehow tardwrestles his IQ every time he plays, and always wins.

Like... If lahg was such a huge issue and hadn’t mostly been solved decades ago, would online multiplayer really be as popular as it is? Somehow I doubt it.

Deep down in the bottom of his pigroach heart, he must know he’s full of shit.
 
Balr0g said:
as Colonel Sanders
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are you ready for this, boi?

DSP Tries it: Boi

Colonel Sanders Stopped by and wanted to tell all of DSP's fans a bit about the 1800's. This was a summary of what he had to say. Now for anyone curious the Term "Boy" is not inherently negative or derogatory however, it's use within southern parts of America during the 1900's towards African...
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