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Stream ending at $53. This is what a whale-less stream looks like. And man, what a salt-mine of a stream this was. Just whining and complaining the ENTIRE stream, not even exaggerating.
 
Oh, Jesus…

Welcome to this year’s Call of Duty, where we get to, once again, listen to Phil complain about lag INCESSANTLY. What more can you say about his behavior while playing this series? I used to be really entertained by his COD salt and excuses, but now it just makes me feel achy and sad…
 
He's doing the same thing he did with Back 4 Blood where he's pretending all the user error is the fault of the alpha/beta being in a "bad state".
And like the basic-bitch consumer he is, he'll keep buying these games despite his supposed objective disdain for them. If only he didn't need to depend on brand new AAA releases and Day 1 Views. Too bad that's impossible and no other streamer ever has accomplished that, nope.
 
Fragarach said:
Stream ending at $53. This is what a whale-less stream looks like. And man, what a salt-mine of a stream this was. Just whining and complaining the ENTIRE stream, not even exaggerating.
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And remember 30 of that came from SuperBlindMan before the gameplay even started
 
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I absolutely hate when he blames the game for low views.

"didnt have the triple A style hype..."

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"If I wear the headphone today, I cant wear it tomorrow".... WTF is going on ?
 
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PieceofShet said:
I absolutely hate when he blames the game for low views.

"didnt have the triple A style hype..."

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"If I wear the headphone today, I cant wear it tomorrow".... WTF is going on ?
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He has completely underestimated the popularity of Psychonauts. He's such a consumer, he doesn't understand that many games without money put into the marketing can often generate huge fan bases. It just sucks that in Phil's headcanon legacy, Psychonauts 2 will be blamed for his own pathetic performance.
 
Well guys, we hit the member goal, so now we can have a marathon stream including a special Feasting with the King!

Well guys, we didn't hit the member goal, so now I'll have to have a fundraidser marathon stream including a special Feasting with the King!
 
Poo Twister said:
He has completely underestimated the popularity of Psychonauts. He's such a consumer, he doesn't understand that many games without money put into the marketing can often generate huge fan bases. It just sucks that in Phil's headcanon legacy, Psychonauts 2 will be blamed for his own pathetic performance.
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This makes me think of the last flight sim where he was describing all the restaurants and shops, all he cares about is consuming and devouring. What a braindead shit existence. He actually would make a perfect journalist.

I will add it is a shame he does drag down genuinely good games, like he bitches about Psychonauts 2, its not modern, how the fuck is a 3D platformer meant to play? Can he even suggest anything they should change?
 
kamekmagik said:
First of all, what the fuck is he talking about? "retro"?

The game looks pretty good, but watching DSP play it is unbearable. The way he can make any game boring is incredible.

I went and watched a completely random psychonauts 2 playthrough on YouTube, and the biggest difference I noticed was that they actually had joy in their voice while playing. What emotions does DSP EVER show during gameplay? 1) baby mode rage. 2) "relaxed, chill" interaction.

Games like this are showcases for how awful his streams are even if we ignore the begging and rage. Anytime he has to actually interact and talk about the content there's zero substance or fun. At least games like Call of Duty he can bitch after every death.

Also this Call of Duty stream is a financial disaster, for a BRAND NEW COD. The realization that the HARDCORE GAMING SEASON isn't going to save him if he continues to have awful commentary will be fun to watch
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Phil is unhappy because his life sucks. Anybody would be unhappy if they locked themselves away in isolation, ate shit food, argued with people online, and begged for money every day.
 
Fragarach said:
Stream ending at $53. This is what a whale-less stream looks like. And man, what a salt-mine of a stream this was. Just whining and complaining the ENTIRE stream, not even exaggerating.
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That's every shooting game stream. He camps as much as possible and either gets his lucky kills or whines about lahg every single time he gets killed. They're terrible.
 
DSP math it time again


Before night stream

"WE are LESS THAN 25 members away"

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After night stream

"WE are SO CLOSE to hit the membership goal guys please give me money"

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Also after night stream

"WE are 26 members away from hitting the goal"

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This mother fucker lost 2 members during night stream and somehow sounds like WE are getting closer to the goal?

Just because Super Blind Man was the top tipper of night stream doesn't mean all your viewers are blind like that fat fuck you greedy pig

*Nervous Snort*
 
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