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Could you imagine being so lazy that you rather go with your wife and have your hair cut at the same time and same place as her?

Please tell me this is not normal.
 
Why is Phil still rocking the CM Punk look from 2014?

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Is there any lore on this? Apart from hiding his bald patches
 
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DeeTracktor said:
Why is Phil still rocking the CM Punk look from 2014?

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Is there any lore on this? Apart from hiding his bald patches
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Well if there's any similarity between Piggy and Punk is that Piggy would get his shit pushed in in a real fight like Punk did in his two UFC matches. There's a good idea for Piggy to make some scratch get into a boxing ring for four rounds of amateur rules or 90 seconds in an octagon but it'll never happen he'll just puss out and blame it on doctors not medically clearing him. Hell Uwe Boll did it and he's just as reviled and disgusting.
 
Martys_not_smarty said:
There's a good idea for Piggy to make some scratch get into a boxing ring for four rounds of amateur rules or 90 seconds in an octagon but it'll never happen he'll just puss out and blame it on doctors not medically clearing him.
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He was just bragging an hour ago that Khet noticed how his abilty to walk from his office to his couch has improved because of his new chair making him ergonomic...
 
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
It's a textbook trait of a narcissist/someone with a superiority complex.
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I'm seriously considering a case study of DSP.
Dread Pirate Retard said:
WRONG! God you're so stupid. DSP drinks gin not whisky. You fucking mentally ill troll. Now that I've pointed out 1 tiny error in your criticism I can ignore the rest. DEBUNKED.
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TheGoutburglar said:
He really does do that a lot. lol That was his response to being compared to LTG years ago, he stated that he doesn't play SFV and ignored everything else about both of them that's the same.

Wasn't he living off of credit cards back then too? Yeah, he was, he went into debt playing tournaments, he admitted as much.

This is why I don't think he'll learn even after he legit goes broke.
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It's the one rhetorical trick he has and since it's 100 percent effective against an uneducated audience it's all he'll ever do.
tripmix said:
He might have even been able to get a herman miller chair for that price

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Had an office job for a while these are insanely comfortable for extended periods of time (I still got breaks and stuff though frens)
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Bruh, the large size (and we know he needs it) Aeron chair is 1600 dollars!
DeeTracktor said:
Snowkarl is slowly working out that Phils chat is dead and Phillip will glance over to check his tips so often that he has a good chance of Phil getting offended by his sneak disses and outright questions for free

Snowkarl is evolving
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What?! SnowKarl is evolving?! Hold B! Hold B!
 
UaineRunei said:
I just want to say that Phil told us that he planned his next day off around him and Khet getting their hair cut.

I'm on the edge of my seat, so much hype.
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Phil has been getting his hair cut at the same time, date, and place as his wife for several years now. I cannot even imagine sitting in a Great Clips getting my hair cut by a 400 lb Samoan woman with my wife sitting next to me in a separate barber chair getting her hair cut by a gender confused white guy.
Phil and Khet live their lives like mentally disabled kids who get dropped off by uncaring parents at various places. It’s sad, it’s pathetic, and I am always asking for hell when I try to understand some of Phil’s life rationally.
 
UaineRunei said:
I just want to say that Phil told us that he planned his next day off around him and Khet getting their hair cut.

I'm on the edge of my seat, so much hype.
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But Phail has specifically said his day off has to allegedly coincide with the mystery wife's day off. DEBUNKED.
DeeTracktor said:
He was just bragging an hour ago that Khet noticed how his abilty to walk from his office to his couch has improved because of his new chair making him ergonomic...
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lmao. He is so desperate to justify that purchase and that he allegedly has a wife.
 
DeeTracktor said:
He was just bragging an hour ago that Khet noticed how his abilty to walk from his office to his couch has improved because of his new chair making him ergonomic...
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That's like something you'd say to a person learning how to walk again.

'Wow Dave, you're walking better than you did last week. Physical therapy is going great. Keep it up!'

He's such a weirdo.
 
PyroAlert said:
Phil has been getting his hair cut at the same time, date, and place as his wife for several years now. I cannot even imagine sitting in a Great Clips getting my hair cut by a 400 lb Samoan woman with my wife sitting next to me in a separate barber chair getting her hair cut by a gender confused white guy.
Phil and Khet live their lives like mentally disabled kids who get dropped off by uncaring parents at various places. It’s sad, it’s pathetic, and I am always asking for hell when I try to understand some of Phil’s life rationally.
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At least they found each other.
 
UaineRunei said:
I just want to say that Phil told us that he planned his next day off around him and Khet getting their hair cut.

I'm on the edge of my seat, so much hype.
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What the fuck, again? Already?! Didn’t he just go to the barber’s a week or two ago? Your hair doesn’t grow that fast, Phil! Unless of course you’re heading in for another color treatment.

Nothing about this man makes sense. He’s a walking contradiction in terms of the things he does and does not care about. Can’t have a single gray hair on his head but doesn’t wash every day and shows up to his streams in PJ pants firmly lodged in the crack of his ass and the same five ratty t-shirts. I. Do not. Understand.
 
Pargon said:
What the fuck, again? Already?! Didn’t he just go to the barber’s a week or two ago? Your hair doesn’t grow that fast, Phil! Unless of course you’re heading in for another color treatment.

Nothing about this man makes sense. He’s a walking contradiction in terms of the things he does and does not care about. Can’t have a single gray hair on his head but doesn’t wash every day and shows up to his streams in PJ pants firmly lodged in the crack of his ass and the same five ratty t-shirts. I. Do not. Understand.
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Vanity mixed with laziness, it's a hell of a cocktail.
 
DeeTracktor said:
Why is Phil still rocking the CM Punk look from 2014?

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He was a big CM Punk fan that pretty much tried to rip off his entire early 10s gimmick. The whole rebel badass who speaks his mind no matter what the consequences is thing. He had some merch that ripped off CM Punk merch designs and spent hundreds on an autographed picture of him.


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