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The Wicked Mitch said:
Editing videos is easy, alright? Doing live action commentary is hard.

DSP releases a swing by cutting a rope after the game prompts him to do so: "Now I can swing"

Riveting, high quality commentary from THE professional gamer with a 1500 year legacy.
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To be fair, given his lifestyle I am surprised he is even able to articulate let alone comprehend that.
 
180 people watching and since we didn’t hit the tips goal eh Phil took a long water break, he’s going to extend the stream by a bit. HINT HINT!
 
The Wicked Mitch said:
My man sounding like a fatally injured otter pretending everythingisfine.jpg
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My man sounding like a fatally injured otter pretending everythingisfine.jpg
 
Lorum Ipsum said:
Kat watches the streams? Really doubt that, Phil.
You seem to be real touchy about the whole subject too. Trouble in paradise? Has she decided to leave your dumb ass? Or are you suspecting infidelity? Real good relationship you got going on there, fella.
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Phil talked about taking an extra day off for Khat’s birthday in the prestream. AN EXTRA DAY OFF! A DAY OFF THAT ISNT ON HIS SCHEDULE!!

Phil prioritizing Khat over his autistic schedule kinda says a lot.

If I had to guess, combined with Phil’s unusual recent touchiness about Khat, the relationship is on the ropes, and Mr. Mature Ahdult most likely noticed waaay too late.

Personally I’m looking forward to the divorce beg streams.
 
Current state of the stream:

Total tip: $100/$150

60% of the tips came from Bobbajo and Oroturtle

No contributions in the last 20-30 minutes, while Phil is still stalling in "overtime stream"

186 viewers, 14 active chatters

They mainly talk about Snowkarl or OIC

No one cares about Phil or the game

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Fapcop said:
Personally I’m looking forward to the divorce beg streams.
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Same here. It'll be one of, if not the best, stream ever. He'll show up 30 minutes late, drunk as fuck. Slump down on his shit chair (hopefully causing it to break just to add some salt to the wound) then he'll cry about the fact that Kat is stealing half of his stuff. Then he'll proceed to blame Kat for a bunch of things, just like he did with Leanna.

That'll be the day where I sit down with a fresh bottle of Makers Mark and enjoy a DSP stream for the first time.
 
Stroke Face II Turbo said:
STOP ASKING PHIL TOXIC QUESTIONS!!! Also, only Derich is allowed to spam retarded shit!
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I'm sure Phil doesn't disclose any whales with khet because literally any of them would be an upgrade from him. Hell, if Derich had money he would be an upgrade from Phil.
If Khet catches a scent of desperate lonely men with more money than Phil she will dump him in a heartbeat like she did to subaru man. I can't imagine it would take her much to convince any of Phil's retarded whales that she's their soulmaid and they should fly her across the country to live with them.
 
N0thingICanDo said:
Current state of the stream:

Total tip: $100/$150

60% of the tips came from Bobbajo and Oroturtle

No contributions in the last 20-30 minutes, while Phil is still stalling in "overtime stream"

186 viewers, 14 active chatters

They mainly talk about Snowkarl or OIC

No one cares about Phil or the game

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Question: How do you access his streamchat? Hopefully it’s free?
 
N0thingICanDo said:
Current state of the stream:

Total tip: $100/$150

60% of the tips came from Bobbajo and Oroturtle

No contributions in the last 20-30 minutes, while Phil is still stalling in "overtime stream"

186 viewers, 14 active chatters

They mainly talk about Snowkarl or OIC

No one cares about Phil or the game

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Plenty of cope for the late stream then. Not hitting the goal on the day stream is becoming too regular, it's bound to be stressing him out being supported by maybe 3 people.
 
Fapcop said:
Question: How do you access his streamchat? Hopefully it’s free?
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I just make a sock account on YouTube and join his stream without subscribing to him, so I can't chat in the stream (nor would I anyways) but you can still view the stream and not increase his sub number

I also use ad block so he ain't got nothing from me
 
Lorum Ipsum said:
Same here. It'll be one of, if not the best, stream ever. He'll show up 30 minutes late, drunk as fuck. Slump down on his shit chair (hopefully causing it to break just to add some salt to the wound) then he'll cry about the fact that Kat is stealing half of his stuff. Then he'll proceed to blame Kat for a bunch of things, just like he did with Leanna.

That'll be the day where I sit down with a fresh bottle of Makers Mark and enjoy a DSP stream for the first time.
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Can you imagine Phil when it dawns on him he’ll have to sell the Wahkando and give her half the money?

In Phil’s gin addled brain it’ll add up to being homeless and result in Mr Mahture Ahdult launching into seething rants about “what am I supposed to do” and “I will literally be homeless!”

After all those years spending almost every waking hour in the gout mansion, the concept of moving out will be as foreign and weird for Phil as the thought of taking a stroll on Mars is for you and me.
 
ProvenWrong said:
Fucking awful lmao.
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The year is 2051.

You walk into your local Walmart. They have not had humanoid employees since 2030, except for the greeters - to retain that "personal" shopping experience.

You are met with a greeter at the entrance. His jowls sag, his brow retains no elasticity, his hairline nearly non-existent. Underneath his Walmart greeter's "How may I help you?" vest sits a vintage Street Fighter V t-shirt, mottled with stains of aged bolognaise sauce and a whiff of Gordon's Gin.

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Fapcop said:
Can you imagine Phil when it dawns on him he’ll have to sell the Wahkando and give her half the money?

In Phil’s gin addled brain it’ll add up to being homeless and result in Mr Mahture Ahdult launching into seething rants about “what am I supposed to do” and “I will literally be homeless!”

After all those years spending almost every waking hour in the gout mansion, the concept of moving out will be as foreign and weird for Phil as the thought of taking a stroll on Mars is for you and me.
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I think Phil will figure out how to get a cheap apartment. Maybe we can get more of the spiderman streams where his neighbors yell at him to shut up
 
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