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Serf 'n' TERF said:
That's actually a really interesting point. What do Phil's senior years realistically look like?
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Fucking awful lmao.

This fool was in his prime and I'm using that word extremely loosely. Had massive cash flow coming in and didn't save a single damn cent.

Now here we are lo and behold here we are and he's dumping most if not all his money into WWE champions.

I'll say this whenever his senior status hits its gonna be one hell of a ride for him. Health and financial wise.

I don't really like to guarantee certain scenarios since I'm just here at the DSP fair for the rides along with the rage.. But his whales are drying up and will fade eventually into oblivion.

Then he will truly be fucked. Alone in his Gout Fort or some place in CT if/ when Kat gets the house. Begging for shekels. No friends. No family. Just himself and Jasper in an urn.

Maybe.. Just maybe he'll have that come to reality moment (Doubt massively), and look around him and truly realize how fucked up his life is. It'll be too late though.
 
Fapcop said:
Phil is a misanthrope and a bully at heart. Low self esteem but illusions of grandeur and his ♿️ chat gives him a permanent punching bag when he’s in a bad mood. (Which he usually is!)

The only exception to that are whales and Derich for some bizarre reason.

I don’t know the what’s or why’s or how, but somehow Derich Ip found a permanent happy spot in the pigroaches dark pigroach heart.

Barely a stream goes by without Phil doing a “Hey there Derich! Good to see you buddy!” Or something like that.

As pretty much anything in the goutosphere it’s just... 🧩
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Derich is one of the very, very few people who actually replies to Phil in a positive manner. Especially on Twitter. The other reasons are to stop his same-question-spam and he is unfortunately (for Phil) liked by his chat. Phil knows that he is a retard and degenerate. He can use Derich to show his act like he has a humanitarian side.

(Disclaimer: We still don't know if Derich is a coomer A.I. or not)
 
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“Oroturtle just tipped another generous 21 dollars hitting the vest goal. Another 50 we will open the hat poll”

oroturtle, quit being a cheap ass and just toss the additional 50 you stingy asshole! He’s sad damnit!
 
Someone like Phil is a special case, I don't think we have anyone we can really compare him to in terms of looking into the future for his retirement. I really think the "begging for tips and shit for the rest of my life" clip is going to be more of a reality than anyone could have ever thought of. If he doesn't change his health for the better eventually he'll need more than cherry juice to keep himself in the black for being healthy.
 
Wasn't wearing the glasses at all after the break. Your whales paid for this, Phil!

Oro Turtle and BobbaJo carrying the tips right now, can't wait for Joo Don Tae to drop $50 for the hat
 
Oh, that's so cool, SBM!

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Fapcop said:
Does anyone seriously believe Phil has healthinsurance?
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If I can chalk it up to Phil having been made/told to get it by his parents or Leanna and much like his five hundred useless subscriptions for online bullshit and television he doesn’t watch he was just too lazy to ever cancel it, then yes.
 
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Helen Adams Keller (June 27, 1880 – June 1, 1968 ) was an American author, disability rights advocate, political activist and lecturer. Born in West Tuscumbia, Alabama, she lost her sight and hearing after a bout of illness at the age of nineteen months.

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From Wikipedia:
Helen Adams Keller (June 27, 1880 – June 1, 1968 ) was an American author, disability rights advocate, political activist and lecturer. Born in West Tuscumbia, Alabama, she lost her sight and hearing after a bout of illness at the age of nineteen months.

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So he's supposed to help with a game where the protagonist constantly stumbles and falls into things and on his face/ass? What a riot, day one, pre-ordered...

Btw: "hellen Keller" (well, heller Keller) is German for "bright basement". You may imagine my confusion when thinking about a blind man helping out with simulating that.
 
STOP ASKING PHIL TOXIC QUESTIONS!!! Also, only Derich is allowed to spam retarded shit!
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Balr0g said:
Makes me wonder why Snowkarl doesn't stream himself. He seems to be more entertaining then the Gout fuhrer.

Oh and Phil going in retirmenet. He will never reitre he will stream until he dies. We alsready had the Gaming Grandpa. Phil can do it. Though the Grandpa had at least skill in playing games
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The next twenty years is what I'm interested in. Ancient khantent creators have a novelty. I don't know if you guys have ever seen that old ass lady that plays all the waifu JRPGs, but there's a certain quality about an 80 year old lady unveiling her Atelier Ryza swimsuit poster.

A 45-55 year old streamer? Who wants to see that? Especially one that begs for money and constantly insults game developers? He has enough trouble attracting new viewers as it is without him being the same age as a stream viewers parents
 
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Serf 'n' TERF said:
That's actually a really interesting point. What do Phil's senior years realistically look like?
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Retire for a week, run out of funds, return to youtube and claim to have never retired but just took a week off from streaming. Then claim everyone who said he retired and came back because he ran out of money is a detractor or sharing a detractor meme and ban them
 
Editing videos is easy, alright? Doing live action commentary is hard.

DSP releases a swing by cutting a rope after the game prompts him to do so: "Now I can swing"

Riveting, high quality commentary from THE professional gamer with a 1500 year legacy.
 
The Wicked Mitch said:
Editing videos is easy, alright? Doing live action commentary is hard.

DSP releases a swing by cutting a rope after the game prompts him to do so: "Now I can swing"

Riveting, high quality commentary from THE professional gamer with a 1500 year legacy.
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+ no one can laugh more dead inside than Mr. Pressing Buttons
 
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