😵‍💫 Skitzocow John Henry Boulden - Veteran suffering from PTSD, chaplain, activist/prostestor, menace to the neighborhood, enjoys smoking meth, tries to own trolls to hilarious results

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Empresa said:
Ohhhh yeah John is definitely a character, I omitted a lot clips because there was just so many. I lost track and I didn't want the OP to be a wall of clips, there was actually a video of him assaulting a person with other protestors in the chop/chaz park, I wanted to include .I cant find it anymore, as I was busy with another cow in the IP2 thread, so I forgot to clip it.

John Boulden has not 1, not 2, but 3 TESTICLES.mp4
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Wheezy Asthmatic said:
I get the feeling this guy probably made a fool out of himself during conventions. He seems like a big enough weeb to attend so maybe look up previous SakuraCons & Pax to see if he pops up
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What are the odds that the waifu pillows found at the Afghan embassy belonged to him?
 
NoonmanR said:
The only thing i see being an issue is no [/private] tags around the dox,
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Thank you, thank you, this is my 6th OP, yet I'm still learning.
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Ted_Breakfast said:
This guy must have made an impressive chaplain.
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He has a way with words , he's also a poet

Admiral Mantoid said:
What are the odds that the waifu pillows found at the Afghan embassy belonged to him?
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I guess we know the real reason he suffers from PTSD now..
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He is facing two class C felonies. So each could carry a $10k USD fine and 10 years in state prison.

He did a four and four contract and then reupped to fill out a full eight. Unless you went to an NJP or something, they let anyone extend to that point.

It's the second enlistment that you better be pulling your weight or you get bounced, which is what happened to him.

He got an honorable discharge, but that is pretty much a given. Similarly, he made e-5, but by your 8 year point, if you haven't made that paygrade, you seriously fucked up somewhere.

His reenlistment code basically meant the air force was done with him and he couldn't enlist with another branch.

His stories are stupid and over the top. He is your typical, self destructive vet. Very piss poor at decision making, extremely reactive, and never proactive.

He was larping he was a special agent towards the end and the shit he was saying about his neighbor would have gotten anyone arrested.

He has also most likely ruined his landlord. They are an immigrant family that had the condo as an investment. I suspect John was never on the least and it was the woman he was abusing last who had it in her name.

Speaking of which, her family basically traveled across the US to get her away from John.

So the landlord is most likely fucked because John has been squatting for a while, on top of smoking crack and shit in the unit, and terrorizing his neighbors. So I am assuming the neighbors and the condo association are gonna sue the fuck out of the landlord and the girl that John shacked up with.

For some reason he started pretending he was becoming a boat captain or some shit. But he is in jail now. Pretty sure bail was denied.
 
Ah! Finally! I've been waiting so long for a thread on him! I love watching his streams, dude freaks out at the drop of a hat. Too bad he's in jail right now.
 
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I kind of enjoyed the formatting, as it currently is. Don't know what kind of Huawei phone you own but it works fine on mine. Also, better than a text wall with 18km-long spoilers.
Good general intro. I'm interested to see more specific stories come about from this.
 
Some video exists of him being arrested and this dumb fuck throws a machete at the cops trying to arrest him. I am shocked he hasn't suicided by cop yet because he sure tries too.

I"ll dig and ask around some, but here some funny audio..

And great write up, surprised it took so long.
 

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Lobotomized_Chicken said:
Ah! Finally! I've been waiting so long for a thread on him! I love watching his streams, dude freaks out at the drop of a hat. Too bad he's in jail right now.
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I'm surprised John Boulden didn't get a thread here earlier. I discovered him during the 2020 Summer Of Love; possibly via a post here on the Farms. At that point, he was streaming for 2-3 days straight, because meth. The trolls phoning him and his subsequent chimpouts reminded me of King Terry, only more sinister and desperate (again because meth).

I gave up on him after a couple of weeks because I found his content exhausting.

BTW great OP, OP. Plenty of meat in it, even if the formatting isn't to everybody's taste.
 
There's not a lot I can say that hasn't been covered in the OP; this clown has pinged off of several vet groups I was a part of, mostly in the vein of "get a load of this fool". But I've known of his antics for some time; he had a brief thing for DMing women he thought had a fetish for veterans/military, which were then duly shared with the group. This was circa 2016-2018.

I mostly forgot about this punk because he's not very lulzy, he's just pathetic.
 
Oh shit, I remember this fucking guy but couldn't remember his name – in fact, I was just about to make a Q&A thread asking if anyone remembered the name of the crazy Army vet who does shizo streams! I remember last summer when I logged into sock accounts on YouTube and kept messing with this lunatic in his chats, and he actually replied and got butthurt. Good times.
 
I wish I would have gotten to him sooner ,I just had to go from archives and then I found out he's in jail, they let out drug dealers out of jail the same day in Seattle ,he must've really screwed up to get bail denied!
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I guess I will have to wait longer for his rampage through the city to happen...
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Empresa said:
I wish I would have gotten to him sooner ,I just had to go from archives and then I found out he's in jail, they let out drug dealers out of jail the same day in Seattle ,he must've really screwed up to get bail denied!
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John Boulden shows off his kill weapon.mp4
I guess I will have to wait longer for his rampage through the city to happen...
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What film is that from?
 
Archive Channel run by shamoo: https://www.youtube.com/c/FISToftheArchives/playlists
One of John's neighbors runs this, he's got a camera set up: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmCcCXM1rZncsQC7VT2Vbgw

General comments, haven't had a ton of time to read through the OP yet so maybe some of these are wrong:
  1. You're missing anything about his now-ex girlfriend who he has been living with for the last year
  2. I think he made bail and is currently out and about
  3. I think missing a lot of his claims about his combat experience. Off the top of my head the stuff about him killing children would be a great fit.
  4. Try dming some spergs on discord or something and ask them for help with Boulden historiography. I don't know a ton about him but I know enough to know that there's a lot missing here. The most obvious are all his videos prancing around naked. Some of those are up on youtube since his cancerous sack doesn't register as human but a lot of them aren't.
  5. You're missing everything from the most recent arc besides the conclusion. There's a 5150 on him that's uploaded on the neighbor's channel and a whole bunch of quality drama.
  6. I don't see his DD-214, pretty sure he's got most of his documents public in a google drive or something
Streaming & The Trolls...
Soon after John started producing YouTube to express himself, he caught the attention of the trolls throughout the web. First 4chan became aware of John's antics, then the Plate Gang group [with their own thread], and ultimately at Kiwifarms, with some lone operatives in between.
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Plate's been fucking with him for at least three or four years.
John and his ex-wife didn't get along , she claims that he bashed her head over a sink, over a game of Minecraft, she also claims that he molested one of his children. there is no evidence but these allegations towards the subject are alarming considering the fact that he also admits to beating his ex-wife. [John's children are with his ex-wife in the UK]
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If I'm remembering right his wife is in contact with plate and will rarely come into his youtube chats to fuck with him and I know one of his ex-girlfriends came on someone's stream once to shittalk him. I don't know whether the wife was actually there but he believed it was her so it's way funnier to imagine it is. Also Boulden claims he tackled her because she was holding a rag and he thought it was a grenade.
Later during the up rise in protests due to the rise of ACAB/BLM/ETC. John meets a young woman who he proceeds to to give various amounts of drugs , alcohol, and then has his way with her, most of her appearances on stream she is fighting with subject she behaves distraught , annoyed, intoxicated or confused, this arrangement didn't last long.
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I think you're missing the end to that arc where the swat team comes in on stream and the arrest before the machete one where the cop "tricks" John into letting him in and John starts screaming "more weight" as they're arresting him.
Ed Special said:
Who wants to start a betting pool on how long it is before this tough guy An Heroes?
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Never happening.
 
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