😵‍💫 Skitzocow John Henry Boulden - Veteran suffering from PTSD, chaplain, activist/prostestor, menace to the neighborhood, enjoys smoking meth, tries to own trolls to hilarious results

[Empresa]

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Human, Man, Airman, Father, Veteran.​

John Henry Boulden considers himself a Youtube Streamer and a "civil rights activist."​ He is best known for creating long live streams that devolve into his intoxication and unstable behavior getting the best of him.​

DOB​	26/02/1987​
HOMETOWN​	Easton, Maryland​
MARITAL STATUS​	Divorced​
DISORDER​	Post Traumatic Stress Disorder​
OCCUPATION​	Soldier, Chaplain, Protestor​
LOCALE​	Seattle, Washington​

Military Service​

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John claims to have seen a lot of action while serving in the Air Force, yet has never actually proven anything other than he served. He made the claim that he was responsible for supplying everything from .22 caliber to nuclear warheads. Barely passed his psych-evaluation. Honestly, shouldn't have been allowed to serve, but the call of duty is more important than mental health. SGT John Boulden spent 3 months in Afghanistan loading clips and sweeping floors. -[x] [actually served a full tour but couldn't qualify to re-enlist]

DISCHARGE STATUS​

HONORABLE​

John's time at war against the Taliban [who reclaimed the country, immediately after US forces evacuated on Aug 12, 2021] left him with PTSD , severely affecting every aspect of his life from that moment on.

suicidal thoughts

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The Chaplain​

For John, FIST is not a just a belief but its the only way, life is worth living. Self-proclaimed Chaplain General of his cult, First International Secular Temple (FIST), which he registered online as a non-profit and even got a little badge. He held most of the sermons in his own residence [he self doxes almost every stream]

My name is John Boulden. I am the Chaplain of the First International Secular Temple. I am a combat veteran of OEF, 2007. I am a former USAF AMMO Troop, 2W071, E5 SSGT at time of Honorable Discharge. I have done quite a bit since I got to this world back in 1987, so I may know about whatever is bothering you. I offer real chat, honest advice, my opinion, and all of my skills as a manager, leader, and administrator if you need that from me. All for free. The important thing, in one short blurb is that FIST is about belief in people, not gods. I have faith in you, let me help build your faith in yourself. I offer services with out trying to convert or in anyway get between you and your personal relationship with the spirit world. My primary duties are that of a Chaplain, in that I offer advice and guidance for the trials and tribulations of life. I run the First International Secular Temple, which teaches self reliance and how to take control of your own life with out the need for constant hand holding. I seek to equip you with the skills to adapt to and overcome any challenge this life throws at you. - [a]

Types of Services offered​

Marriages, Same-Sex Marriages, House Blessings, Exorcisms​

Relationships​

John and his ex-wife didn't get along , she claims that he bashed her head over a sink, over a game of Minecraft, she also claims that he molested one of his children.[ verified by @Mustard ]he also admits to beating his ex-wife. [John's children are with his ex-wife in the UK]

In search of companionship after his divorce, he used to dance naked for gay men on meetme.com

Spoiler: NSFW

Regarding his children calling another man "Dad"

Eventually John finds housing with a women, who he began to make uncomfortable by breaking his probation , a warrant was promptly issued

Warrant​

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Later during the up rise in protests due to the rise of ACAB/BLM/ETC. John meets a young woman who he proceeds to to give various amounts of drugs , alcohol, and then has his way with her, most of her appearances on stream she is fighting with subject she behaves distraught , annoyed, intoxicated or confused, this arrangement didn't last long.

Streaming & The Trolls...​

Soon after John started producing YouTube to express himself, he caught the attention of the trolls throughout the web. First the Plate Gang group [with their own thread] harassed him for years then 4chan became aware of John's antics, and ultimately at Kiwifarms, with some lone operatives in between.

PLATES GANG

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Plate gang as they are calling themselves are an anarchistic criminal organization seeking to extort money on the internet with threats of violence, and denial of service attacks , and the release of personal information, so right there I can think of 5 of US state and federal class of laws broken, now all we have to figure out is who?
John believed Baked Alaska & Null were involved as well

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In reality they were just invested discord trolls with most of the major players having exited the group by now.

4chan

[a]
[fan mail]

At times John was unaware that he was even being trolled

KIWIFARMS​

An individual impersonated the owner of the site [Null] in a prank phone call, John believed it was actually him, Which causes him to develop a personal vendetta against Null & the farms along with Baked Alaska, people who John never actually met or spoke to..

FOOTAGE LOST​

John is above an average functioning cow [it is crucial to archive clips of subject as he will review and delete his streams] ​

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SWATTING

The stress of the trolls causes John to break his probation which stated he was not allowed to consume alcohol.​

CHOP / CHAZ​

Capitol Hill Occupied Protest and later the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone 08/06/20-01/07/20 "summer of love"​

Naturally John offered his services to the protest as it aligned with his values i.e."orange man bad" black lives matter, disabled lives matter, veterans lives matter.​

47.616°N 122.319°W ​ The zone's location, in Seattle's Capitol Hill neighborhood​

John was initially presumed to be to be the man in the green mask that caught the attention of the media throughout the country ,he was issued a warrant ,located,questioned, and held in custody, as footage was found of him assaulting an individual at the park with fellow protestors, Later, authorities found the correct individual in the green mask

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John planned to attend his court hearing in a suit from One Punch Man

Defiance of Authority ​

Subject lashed out at civilians and police officers in Seattle. The police report stated he yelled at pedestrians lowering his pants flashing his genitals for onlookers and police while also brandishing a weapon [machete]

The Tiger Warrior​

Throughout his time in his current residence John had been having issues with his neighbor, to the point of escalation ,where he threatened to kill his neighbor making his son an orphan, and he would adopt and raise said orphan. He received a restraining order as a result of this. Unsurprisingly he violated this and was arrested because of it.

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Social Media​

Youtube	John Boulden
[discord ID]	Beef_Punchard#5306
[steam account]	Alpine_Ranger
[reddit account]	/u/Beef_Punchard
blog	bouldenquest
MeetMe	pastorjohnboulden
Email	ark40k@gmail.com
Facebook	john.boulden.946
Twitter	jhboulden
Linked in	john-boulden [a]
Subreddit	r/churchofboulden
AMA	https://archive.md

 

[Ed Special]

Good writeup, OP.
Who wants to start a betting pool on how long it is before this tough guy An Heroes?

 

[CryoRevival #SJ-112]

>Named John Henry
>Not Black

 

[Creep3r]

These veterans really are becoming as obnoxious as troons.

 

[C0d3]

Based, i was shocked he didn't already have one.
>air force
Now his entitlement make sense.

 

[R00T]

The boxed layout was an interesting method of organization for the thread but from a phone poster perspective it makes it very difficult to read. I’ll have to double check from a computer later.

I doubt he’s completed the necessary course work to become a chaplain. He surprisingly used the term correctly in the sense he’s there to help with spiritual guidance but not to convert, but you still need a degree to use the title.

 

[Easterling]

who'd of thought fighting goat molesters in the desert would lead a guy to dress as one punch man in court.

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

• Decent info but hate the fucking formatting. Why is this being typed on a fucking spreadsheet? As someone mentioned, this makes it horrendous to read from mobile
  • I'm ok keeping that in the 1st section w/ his soft-dox but I'm not digging it everywhere else.
• Little nit-picky but constantly referring to someone as " subject " just seems really bland & almost like Gay-Ops shit. Mix it up a little so the writing isn't so flat. He has a full name
• I get the feeling this guy probably made a fool out of himself during conventions. He seems like a big enough weeb to attend so maybe look up previous SakuraCons & Pax to see if he pops up
• Something tells me you should find more info about his upbringing. Just a hunch. A lot of people who go into the military are from abusive / broken homes
• Little more info on the ex-wife would be nice

Come from a Military Family so I'm going to disclose my bias here:
I almost feel kinda sorry for the guy in a way. 5 years is a long time to be enlisted. Even if he wasn't in a combat role, serving during the Surge was not a fun time regardless. Lot of people died. You don't have to watch someone get gunned down to be impacted by their death.
It doesn't surprise me at all to see that there are people just not handling recent events well but he strikes me as someone who was mentally unwell from the get-go. That just makes this all that much worse, especially factoring in that the military doesn't really treat mental health as important as physical

Feel more sorrow for his family though. I really hope what was said about the kids isn't true because otherwise I genuinely wish he was fucking dunked on by the Hajis.

 

[Creep3r]

Something about this moment just really cracks me up:

"I'M SITTING UP AND YOU WHITE BOYS SAY I CAN'T?!!"

"I'm sitting up."

[Hand of Justice blocks your path]

 

[NigKid]

Good writeup, OP.
Who wants to start a betting pool on how long it is before this tough guy An Heroes?

im giving it a year max

 

[mr.moon1488]

Lol does anyone have the dildo thing?

Edit:
I know it's somewhere in the original riot thread.

 

[Empresa]

The boxed layout was an interesting method of organization for the thread but from a phone poster perspective it makes it very difficult to read. I’ll have to double check from a computer later.

Decent info but hate the fucking formatting. Why is this being typed on a fucking spreadsheet? As someone mentioned, this makes it horrendous to read from mobile

I did screw over mobile users, I will fix .

I get the feeling this guy probably made a fool out of himself during conventions. He seems like a big enough weeb to attend so maybe look up previous SakuraCons & Pax to see if he pops up

as for it being brief on details, he DFE a couple of times now, to hide evidence from the court, so most of his clips only go back far about 2020, even the archive channels on YT don't go past that. Although his FB is in tact [his oldest pic is from 2008 on there] surprisingly no weeb associated pics . [ I will change to include his name more]

Little more info on the ex-wife would be nice

I believe this is her , but I don't even have a name on her , just that's the date is late 2017 which lines up with when he leaves the UK in 2018 , other than accusations she made about john molesting their children, and the abuse she supposedly endured at his hands there wasn't much to say about her.

 

[Randall Fragg]

I still have some stuff of him from back during the Summer of Love. Most notably his Tactical Cleric outfit.

 

[NotYourMom]

This guy is really fucking familiar to me.

I will see if I can dig up a reddit account later.

 

[Patty Hitler]

Great OP. I remember watching this guy during the 2020 George Floyd riots; he's absolutely insane. It's terrifying to think he was involved in Afghanistan to any capacity even if just sweeping the floors, and explains why we accomplished so little if this is who we sent over there. If memory serves me right, he had some kind of weird deformation of his genitals (3 balls, very small dick) and would get his stream taken down for flashing his audience.

Edit, I found a pic of it:

Spoiler: Trinut: NSFW

It's from when his website got hacked: Archive

 

[Distant Ranger]

 

[Empresa]

Ohhhh yeah John is definitely a character, I omitted a lot clips because there was just so many. I lost track and I didn't want the OP to be a wall of clips, there was actually a video of him assaulting a person with other protestors in the chop/chaz park, I wanted to include .I cant find it anymore, as I was busy with another cow in the IP2 thread, so I forgot to clip it.

(3 balls, very small dick)

 

[Dona Morte]

How DARE you Empressa!
It's not easy being Green you know!
I am definitely going to hell for doing this to a vet.

 

[NoonmanR]

The only thing i see being an issue is no [/private] tags around the dox, but great otherwise.

Also god damn our military is a joke. This dude is nothing like the clean shaven hardasses from even 20 years ago.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

This guy must have made an impressive chaplain.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the FIST
Though my beliefs are secular I'm an exorcist