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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
That won't stop him from streaming. If anything, I almost think he is looking forward to that. Sympathy=begging gold
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So I died this morning, so that means that I'm setting the tips goal to 1k. Lets see here, got a super chat from DeadGout...I don't know what this means, probably some sort of detractor meme. "Why does a ghost need a thousand dollars?" Well you nudnick, just because I'm dead doesn't change the fact that I still need to pay my back taxes and bills mohron. *LIMB*
 
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Phil could be dying in a hospital bed and something along the following will be in his mind until he flatlines
“It was all these fucking idiot trolls fault.”
“I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct.”
“Nothing I could do, I only had one day off.”
“It’s Twitch/YouTube’s fault.”
 
PhilsCamelToe said:
Phil could be dying in a hospital bed and something along the following will be in his mind until he flatlines
“It was all these fucking idiot trolls fault.”
“I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct.”
“Nothing I could do, I only had one day off.”
“It’s Twitch/YouTube’s fault.”
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''Last time I was here I got a sandwich HINTHINT''
 
PhilsCamelToe said:
Phil could be dying in a hospital bed and something along the following will be in his mind until he flatlines
“It was all these fucking idiot trolls fault.”
“I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct.”
“Nothing I could do, I only had one day off.”
“It’s Twitch/YouTube’s fault.”
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You forgot "Please remember, tips help me out the most at the moment."
 
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When you storm the Wakhando the day after the Dictator loses contact with the world.
 
I haven't noticed but did he memory hole jasper's vet appointment yet?

When hes asked about it tomorrow will he call the person a moron, delusional and a mental patient then ban them, brush it off or make up some Karen story?

And I knew this whole "how am bank work? What am pending? Phil no get u am dumb!" was familiar, was watching a gtg vid and he did the same shit last month with his yt payment..
 
Man, not to flex but I’m stuck in the hospital today (nothing serious yet I hope lol) but just watching the nurses and real people out here busting their asses all day really heightens my loathing and disgust for phil. If and when he bitches about working hard or his schedule he deserves all the actual hate he gets. Dude is just not living in reality, like a retarded version of the Truman show. I long for the day when it’s just him, his two retarded whales, and his sad sad bots left in that pathetic excuse of a room he calls an “office”. Oh and maybe that sad lil karate kid trophy lol. What a goon
 
Wasabi Panda said:
And I knew this whole "how am bank work? What am pending? Phil no get u am dumb!" was familiar, was watching a gtg vid and he did the same shit last month with his yt payment..
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Thanks for keepin up with that. I haven't been able to keep track of Phil as much as usual so I knew something was fishy.

This man is just incredibly greedy. After he had the hats revealed, he had to have another reason for people to show up to streams. So why not throw Jasper under the boss for pity bucks. That didn't work so well since he got a huge backlash of people. Jasper is fine, guys. Relax :)

Here comes the mortgage and bill speak. So this is what it was about, huh? Well that didn't work so well.

Then he just couldn't help himself rehashing the same shit like he did with Jasper's UTI (I truly believe it was all bullshit to begin with after the fact he swept that shit under the carpet so fast and came up with other hijinks), by bringing up his Jewtube payment. You aren't fooling anyone dude because you know how this shit works.

All of this just to milk out OIC, because last night was what you would actually get without him whaling. GG's, faggot.
 
Sixshot said:
So his last twitch payment managed to be paid the day after his beggathon ( Saturday 15th of May ) but he had to wait until monday for his Youtube payment because all the banks are closed during weekends ?
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Technically, it was paid the previous business night before 12am. Each biz does it differently. I use Square and if I get paid by a customer on a Friday with a card, I will not see it deposited until Monday morning after midnight.
 
King of Hateful Slurs said:
No "day awff" tweet? Lazy pig is still sleeping isn't he?
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Whenever I picture Phil on his day off, I get a mental image of the soulmaid driving his lazy ass while Phil is playing WWE Champions.

Nobody says anything.

Then Khat’s lifeless eyes light up for a second.

Kat: “So ehm... I think I’ll go to the Jim tomorrow.”

Phil: “Mhm... *SNORT* Didn’t you say you were sore from yesterday?”

Kat: “Well... Yeah but it’s the good kind of sore, right? Anyways, so I’ll probably be home after eight. Or nine.
 
Pretty Boy Extremism said:
A while ago I started checking numbers on Steam stats (namely the 7 day average concurrent players) whenever he says a game is dead. When Sea of Thieves announced an expansion or whatever on Gamepass or whatever and Phil said it was dead, the game had 30k players, when he said Dead by Daylight was dead after they announced the Resident Evil skins, it had 57k. When he said that Fall Guys is dead yesterday, it had 10k players. And keep in mind, this is Steam only, we're not even talking about console stats. If he says Destiny 2 is dead, I'm gonna laugh my ass off because it has 42k, with a current player number of over 150k at this very moment!

Phil's narcissism has turned into solipsism, only the things he thinks are true in his mind conform to actual reality according to him.
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That’s also just on Steam, D2 is also on PS4/5 and Xbone/SeX (and Stadia).
It also went crossplay today.
 
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