There's a lot to be jealous of about Phil... I agree:
- Being hated by almost everyone who knows your name
- Not leaving the house for 6 of 7 days a week
- Having no friends
- Having no hobbies
- Being a broken down wreck with rotten teeth, yellow skin, and liver spots - all before you've hit 40
- Addicted to mobile game spending
- No savings
- No assets
- No pension
- Declared bankruptcy
NGL: Am I “jealous” over the hundreds of thousands of dollars DSP has earned over the years? Sure. I’d much prefer that money to be in mine (or anybody else’s really) pocket than his.
But no sane person with a roof over their head would like to “switch” lives with him.
•Shit health, shit teeth.
•No friends, no social life.
•Widely considered a joke.
•Google his name and a fap video is always one click away.
•Hermit life, doing something he hates.
•Loveless marriage with a ballooning mom.
•Bankrupt. (Morally and financially!)
•Paranoia and imagined illnesses prevent him from doing things other find normal: Driving, going on trips.
•Nothing to look forward to. When DSPs peers 10-20 years into the future things are only going to get worse, not better.
•The knowledge of having spent 30-50.000$ on a glorified gem faggotry game. JEESUS, imagine how that stings unless you’re literally a millionaire.
Fuck, there are fucking homeless people and drug addicts out there, with more joy and future perspectives than DSP.
Jealous? Nah.