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There's a lot to be jealous of about Phil... I agree:
  • Being hated by almost everyone who knows your name
  • Not leaving the house for 6 of 7 days a week
  • Having no friends
  • Having no hobbies
  • Being a broken down wreck with rotten teeth, yellow skin, and liver spots - all before you've hit 40
  • Addicted to mobile game spending
  • No savings
  • No assets
  • No pension
  • Declared bankruptcy
 
There's a lot to be jealous of about Phil... I agree:
  • Being hated by almost everyone who knows your name
  • Not leaving the house for 6 of 7 days a week
  • Having no friends
  • Having no hobbies
  • Being a broken down wreck with rotten teeth, yellow skin, and liver spots - all before you've hit 40
  • Addicted to mobile game spending
  • No savings
  • No assets
  • No pension
  • Declared bankruptcy
And he has a comb over haircut :story:
 
Ye, he's definitely on the sauce.

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Phil is now saying he is

WAY OVER-QUALIFIED

for other JAHBs that he can apply as he is a 12 year business owner but no employer will overlook the blackhole in his resume so he will NEVER GET A REGULAR JAHB

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Conveniently, the $5000 promise with his mother's 10 year get a job plan is getting thrown to the toilet already

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That kids handwriting typeface is so on the nose with that overdose of autism in the chat.
 
Only a lying asshole is going to spend years asserting both perpetual problems making ends meet AND qualifying as successful. Philroach can't even pat himself on the back for continuing to stream despite the existence of a hate following because not only has his stream not been fucked with in a truly disruptive manner by anyone besides Superhound, but the liveliness of said stream cannot by any means be described as on the incline at any point.

A streak of getting $200 a day in tips six days a week does not denote success when it's 1) not even close to what Ninja can do, and 2) dependent upon a very small number of retards who tip ONLY to spite us at the Farms. And Philroach knows this because he gets pissed when he's reminded of it.
 
There's a lot to be jealous of about Phil... I agree:
  • Being hated by almost everyone who knows your name
  • Not leaving the house for 6 of 7 days a week
  • Having no friends
  • Having no hobbies
  • Being a broken down wreck with rotten teeth, yellow skin, and liver spots - all before you've hit 40
  • Addicted to mobile game spending
  • No savings
  • No assets
  • No pension
  • Declared bankruptcy
NGL: Am I “jealous” over the hundreds of thousands of dollars DSP has earned over the years? Sure. I’d much prefer that money to be in mine (or anybody else’s really) pocket than his.

But no sane person with a roof over their head would like to “switch” lives with him.

•Shit health, shit teeth.

•No friends, no social life.

•Widely considered a joke.

•Google his name and a fap video is always one click away.

•Hermit life, doing something he hates.

•Loveless marriage with a ballooning mom.

•Bankrupt. (Morally and financially!)

•Paranoia and imagined illnesses prevent him from doing things other find normal: Driving, going on trips.

•Nothing to look forward to. When DSPs peers 10-20 years into the future things are only going to get worse, not better.

•The knowledge of having spent 30-50.000$ on a glorified gem faggotry game. JEESUS, imagine how that stings unless you’re literally a millionaire.

Fuck, there are fucking homeless people and drug addicts out there, with more joy and future perspectives than DSP.

Jealous? Nah.
 
I'm not paid by Adsense US so I don't know if it would be the same.

The money was in my account first thing in the morning.
I have been managing several adsense accounts in E.U. in the past (16-19) and all of them got the payment in the 20th of every month, so it's a global alphabet policy. I have no idea though what happens with superchats, because I used to set up dfp and bring in ad networks.
still don't get why you got so jumpy about a simple question regarding yt, you should remove that dildo from your ass and relax a bit.
 
Mature adult with a business degree and most definitely not a children's entertainer

 
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"Snowkarl, I don't know what you are talking about."

My question is: Do you have an account here, Snowkarl?

EDIT. Nevermind. He didn't want to ask about his back or highways, I guess.
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