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Hes such a mental patient

In this one rant he used to do things a certain way but then he didnt because he changed but didnt change cause he had an audience as he did content for no audience but made jokes for an audience so snowkarl.is wrong but also isnt wrong.
 
He is going all in on claiming the pity bucks tonight. He is Pigsplaining every thing that has gone wrong for him since becoming a full time streamer

Then Phil threatened a ban because someone said he missed a Superchat, with ''It's my stream, I know what Im doing'' in the next sentence

This fkn guy:story:
 
appreci8 said:
Everyone seemed to agree @Froggah having kat as his avatar was a little creepy but pics of leanna are OK? feel free to call me a troll shielding autist, i'm just sensing a little bit of hypocrisy here
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Well.. Panda is hot and has nice jugs, so there is that. (And a personality!)

If you’re seriously worried about the creep factor in tying a poor girl to DSP years after their breakup, then maybe don’t use their first name?
 
Doesn't pay attention to detractor stuff but somehow someway he knows exactly what the detractors are up to at all times lmao, I wonder if this is his attempt to lie to himself or to his audience.
 
Ooof the gin must have started to set in during the snowkarl rant, he started sluring his words really hard.

EDIT - lol wow..

He's making a good living doing this but is having trouble making ends meet. He cant get an office job cause he has no experience for 11 years but would be overqualified for a retail job he would hate but also could go out there and get any job but covid.

Something someone said really got under his skin and now hes just being chain baited.
 
LostMy1stAccount said:
The best part is, that he said himself right now that he already had the same issue last month where he got his money in the afternoon.
But here he sits, panicking at 10am.
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So used to paying 90 cents to have paypal give him money right away that he doesn't realize that financial institutions typically itemize all deposits and transactions at the end of the day.
 
He knows no one would hire him except for a shitty 9/5 retail...like his bloody Wife.

This is the most honest fucking thing he's said all year

EDIT He spent we over an hour listing every single reason why he cant afford his bills, but now he is saying ''people'' (I think he means us) are jealous of his success...
 
I agree.

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Phil is now saying he is

WAY OVER-QUALIFIED

for other JAHBs that he can apply as he is a 12 year business owner but no employer will overlook the blackhole in his resume so he will NEVER GET A REGULAR JAHB

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Conveniently, the $5000 promise with his mother's 10 year get a job plan is getting thrown to the toilet already

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N0thingICanDo said:
Phil is now saying he is

WAY OVER-QUALIFIED

for other JAHBs that he can apply as he is a 12 year business owner but no employer will overlook the blackhole in his resume so he will NEVER GET A REGULAR JAHB

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Conveniently, the $5000 promise with his mother's 10 year get a job plan is getting thrown to the toilet already

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Jesus Christ Eternal_Napalm what success? The dude streams to 400 people and begs to make his bills if you actually believe him.
 
ElGringoBandito said:
"I've advanced, I've machoored, I've evolved, I'm not a dinosaur".

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192,000 subscribers on his channel, yet only pulls in maybe 300 viewers on his streams on a GOOD day (with most of those being people there to make fun of him) and his uploaded videos get laughable view numbers. The very definition of obscurity. It's not his fabled "maturity" that keeps him around, but merely his lolcow antics.
 
TheKatIsNowGone said:
Jesus Christ Eternal_Napalm what success? The dude streams to 400 people and begs to make his bills if you actually believe him.
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No, no, I agree. Phil is very successful for a game streamer and has a fanbase of very dedicated, generous viewers.
The mystery is why he needs $10k a month to pay rent for a household with two people with no children to raise, never go out, and have no friends.
 
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