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lil off topic, but christ, you can do some demented shit in that 12 minute game.

just watched another streamer call his wife into the kitchen then slit her throat.

very curious to see if that's necessary. since from what I'm seeing, main character goes a lil fucking insane.
I did this yesterday to "silence" her to see if I could bargain with the "Cop". (before I realized I could just put her to sleep with the pills)
 
Why in the fuck would anyone have TLOU 2 in mind playing Ghost of Tsushima ?

Completely two different games. Samurai seeking revenge for the Khans betraying the honor of a duel and ruining his home land vs Post apocalyptic world where Joel saved Ellie who he sees as his daughter. Trying to survive together and possibly overcome obstacles together.

It's like comparing DOOM to Guitar Hero.
 
That was great. As soon as I refreshed it was taken down for "hate speech" fuckin Hell. I wonder if that was automatically done by his speech with the auto caption stuff or if someone reported it.
"I know I'm not a hateful person" - Phil Burnell, 2021 denying that he has ever used 'hateful slurs', "EVER!!!", being insta-nuked by YouTube for 'Hate Speech'.
 
Why in the fuck would anyone have TLOU 2 in mind playing Ghost of Tsushima ?

Completely two different games. Samurai seeking revenge for the Khans betraying the honor of a duel and ruining his home land vs Post apocalyptic world where Joel saved Ellie who he sees as his daughter. Trying to survive together and possibly overcome obstacles together.

It's like comparing DOOM to Guitar Hero.
Yeah it confused me too. I think he was saying that people didn't give Tsushima a chance after TLOU 2 shit the bed but I remember it being the exact opposite. Coming from someone who enjoyed Ghosts it may have been praised a bit too much just to throw more dirt on the Last of Us.

Hell Phil even tried to motivate his dozen or so Twitter followers to vote for Tsushima over specifically LOU2 for the game awards last year.
 
everyone on the planet forgot about TLOU2 winning GOTY over Gouts of Tsushima, everyone except dave
Everyone forgot about TLOU2 period. I gotta give big ups to Sucker Punch because after Ghost of Tsushima's success they started making new khantent for the game and the multiplayer mode is free of charge, that's what keeps it in people's memories. TLOU2 is just one of the many games that live rent free in Phil's head that he has to periodically shit on whenever he reads news that's even tangentially related to it, it doesn't matter if people still care about the game or not. Currently the other ones are Returnal and Street Fighter V, Cyberpunk 2077 too but I haven't heard him seethe about it for a while.
 
Why in the fuck would anyone have TLOU 2 in mind playing Ghost of Tsushima ?

Completely two different games. Samurai seeking revenge for the Khans betraying the honor of a duel and ruining his home land vs Post apocalyptic world where Joel saved Ellie who he sees as his daughter. Trying to survive together and possibly overcome obstacles together.

It's like comparing DOOM to Guitar Hero.
If I remember correctly he's referring to the Game Awards last year. Voters choice ultimately came down to Ghosts vs TLOU 2. With many on TLOU2s side (including the Director Niel Druckman I think?) saying people only disliked it because of lesbians and butch Abby.

As we all know Phil is unable to let things go so he will only associate Ghosts with how terrible evil TLOU2 tried to move in on its rightfully deserved award. He just takes any chance to bring up how much a common gamer he is and hates that game.
 
Let’s get real folks.

Phils pigroach luck might mean hell never get the fate he deserves: Snorting in a soupline for the homeless.

But it ain’t looking good for him nonetheless.

(Will Phil have Social Security btw?)

If he was smart, he’d sell his house in 5-10 years and move to a waaaay cheaper state (think the middle of bumfuck Kansas or Idaho or something.) He might profit a few hundred thousand that way, which put in a savings account or something, would be enough to tie him over, even if his ever diminishing audience and no paypigs means he’s streaming for a few hundred dollars a week.


Fortunately for us, Phil is an absolute numbnuts with literally zero future time orientation. And he’s too autistic to move anywhere else than where he is.

So what does the future look like for Phil? Staying in the Goutmansion until he can’t keep up with payments or has racked up enough debt with other creditors and then move back to ma’ and pa’ Burnell?


They're going out of business fam.

Fucking idiots. If people want risqué shit there’s plenty of places for that. The only reason Onlyfans exists, is because they moved in and took Tumblrs audience of deviants after they changed their policies.

People pay Onlyfans because they want to see cocks and cracks. And their halfwit owners want it to be a sexy Twitch or whatever.

Well, there goes my dream of seeing DSP sink low enough to sit and fap on cam, wearing “gamerglasses” a platinum vest and Nazi hat, while wheelchairs, deviants and trolls throw pennies at him.
 
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Off-topic but I thought it contrasted Phil quite well:

Two days ago Jerma985 piloted a project he had in the work for quite a well with sponsorship from Twitch and CoinBase, a real-life The Sims where viewers controls him. Not only did all the money he earned go to the production staff that helped with the stream (minus the cost of the set) but he also was sweating profusely from the lightning and the stuff chat clothed him in and of course, he had fun with it. Exact opposite of any Phil stream.
 
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I realize I'm beating a dead horse with this but I went back and did some editing of the AI painting for a new profile pic
Edit: also note the ai seems to have auto added a skull to the cap. That was not me, I merely lightened the area to make it more pronounced lmao
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there are also some tools called toonify, some are free, some are oss some are proprietary.
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Off-topic but I thought it contrasted Phil quite well:

Two days ago Jerma985 piloted a project he had in the work for quite a well with sponsorship from Twitch and CoinBase, a real-life The Sims where viewers controls him. Not only did all the money he earned go to the production staff that helped with the stream (minus the cost of the set) but he also was sweating profusely from the lightning and the stuff chat clothed him in.

When Phil hears this, it’ll be time for the obligatory: “He he he! Fuckin’ IDIOTS! You’d never see me do shiat like dat cause imma mature adult *SNORT* Not a children’s entertainer!”

While wearing a retard hat, platinum vest and gamerglasses. An spinning on his chair.
 
Whats the point of kat buying games that he plays on stream? Can he write it off as business expense if its not him who buys it? Or did he just admit cheating with his tax?

"its business related, but i dont own it. My wife does."
 
Off-topic but I thought it contrasted Phil quite well:

Two days ago Jerma985 piloted a project he had in the work for quite a well with sponsorship from Twitch and CoinBase, a real-life The Sims where viewers controls him. Not only did all the money he earned go to the production staff that helped with the stream (minus the cost of the set) but he also was sweating profusely from the lightning and the stuff chat clothed him in and of course, he had fun with it. Exact opposite of any Phil stream.
Jerma is the anti-DSP. He's literally everything that Phil is not: funny, innovative, charismatic, charitable, and the list goes on.
 
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