Let’s get real folks.
Phils pigroach luck might mean hell never get the fate he deserves: Snorting in a soupline for the homeless.
But it ain’t looking good for him nonetheless.
(Will Phil have Social Security btw?)
If he was smart, he’d sell his house in 5-10 years and move to a waaaay cheaper state (think the middle of bumfuck Kansas or Idaho or something.) He might profit a few hundred thousand that way, which put in a savings account or something, would be enough to tie him over, even if his ever diminishing audience and no paypigs means he’s streaming for a few hundred dollars a week.
Fortunately for us, Phil is an absolute numbnuts with literally zero future time orientation. And he’s too autistic to move anywhere else than where he is.
So what does the future look like for Phil? Staying in the Goutmansion until he can’t keep up with payments or has racked up enough debt with other creditors and then move back to ma’ and pa’ Burnell?
They're going out of business fam.
Fucking idiots. If people want risqué shit there’s plenty of places for that. The only reason Onlyfans exists, is because they moved in and took Tumblrs audience of deviants after they changed their policies.
People pay Onlyfans because they want to see cocks and cracks. And their halfwit owners want it to be a sexy Twitch or whatever.
Well, there goes my dream of seeing DSP sink low enough to sit and fap on cam, wearing “gamerglasses” a platinum vest and Nazi hat, while wheelchairs, deviants and trolls throw pennies at him.
