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He would have to actually get the work done.
He wouldn't though, thanks to his low res camera it'd basically be impossible to see any difference if he'd had a cavity filled or a crown put in if he actually did do it. Only thing that might show up would be getting his teeth whitened.

Did he at any point show Kat the hat he bought?

How can both of them be oblivious to the fact it resembles a nazi/fascist hat?

He said he got it because he thought of M. Bison.

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Ja mein fuhrer.
I think he mentioned that Kat had seen em before hand. Also said she thought he looked really good in one of them...

EDIT: Here's the tweet

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The question now is, will the Third Reich hat join the sonic hat in banworld, or will Dave stick to his guns for once and continue to use it to spite us mentally ill trolls?
depends.
Phil has behavioral complex where if the "chat" likes something then Phil starts to hate it.
The "chat" likes the sonic hat, the shinny vest, etc, pays and then votes to have that accessory on Phil, Phil gets the feeling that he is being played/manupulated/made-fun-of, therefore he starts phasing out said accessories whenever possible.
If his "chat" decides to make him wear the 1488 hat, then he will phase it out himself in a matter of the next weeks.
He did the same thing with DSP tries it
Phil runs circles around himself just to show everyone that he is the King and he makes the decisions.
>you like the sonic hat too much?
>it's off limits
>...
>eating sonic while wearing the sonic hat
>here's another DSP tries it
>you like DSP tries it too much?
>it's cancelled
>...
>DSP tries it is back
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Actually wonder why Dave hasn't done a dentistry begathon.

Like he could say he needed money for a crown or root canal, which he probably actually needs but for this we'll assume its a scam, to get the following benefits:

  1. $2000~4000 goal isn't unreasonable depending on his dental insurance
  2. Can take a random day off of streaming for the procedure, NOTHING I COULD DO THE DENTISTS MADE THE SCHEDULE
  3. Get pitybux afterwards
Only reason I can think he wouldn't do it would be it would be him lowkey admitting he has terrible teeth and Dave is incapable of admitting there's any fault in his glorious body. Seen clearly in the fact that he thinks he's still muscular cause he was a "bodybuilder" in high school, which even if it were true(it's not) wouldn't negate the years of flab that have come from sitting on his ass.
He's probably too afraid to go to the dentist, rather than it being a pride thing.

I'm surprised he hasn't done anything about it considering that he appears to be in pain even when eating soft food.
 
He's probably too afraid to go to the dentist, rather than it being a pride thing.

I'm surprised he hasn't done anything about it considering that he appears to be in pain even when eating soft food.
The dentist is just a detractor dood, I am not going to waste money on my teeth when that could be spent on WWE Champions
 
It’d be a perfect fundraiser for DSP, full of the usual guilt tripping:

“I gotta be hahnest! As you know, I’m here on the streams with you guys every day, so I haven’t been able to keep up with mah dentist as much as I wahnted!”

Insert some vague threats about not being able to do DSPTRIESIT because “Mah teeth needs your support!” And he might actually be able to raise a few K.

But he’ll never do it.

Phil’s “Real mature adult”-status is the only thing he likes as much as “dat money!” And admitting that he is a grown man who can’t manage an occasional dentist visit would hurt his ego way too much.
He would have to take several days off for any kind of dental procedure so that's probably why it's been neglected forever,.
 
I assume Phil's idea was to go for an M. Bison hat and was just a lazy fucker and didn't look for a red peaked cap or something similar. Instead he retardedly googled something like non-motifed military hat like a retard.
 
He wouldn't though, thanks to his low res camera it'd basically be impossible to see any difference if he'd had a cavity filled or a crown put in if he actually did do it. Only thing that might show up would be getting his teeth whitened.
The real issue is that Phil doesn't desire new teeth enough to put up with going outside and interacting with people. Boogie looks weird with his new teeth, but at least he got them, and you can tell that he did so from a genuine desire to be rid of the fucked up old ones. Phil doesn't have that, with anything, because he can't even admit to himself that he has things to deal with. I guarantee you that he has done absolutely no research into prevention of further hair loss or regrowth of hair. None. He would love to not be going bald, sure, but that's what he wants: for life to never change. Not to actually address it when it does.
I think he mentioned that Kat had seen em before hand. Also said she thought he looked really good in one of them...
I have no doubt that he showed them off to her thinking that he would get a positive reaction despite that more than likely being a dubious prospect at best, but he's making up the part about her commenting in such a way. We know Phil. If his soulmaid actually DID compliment him, we know what such a tale would sound like once he told it on stream. And he would tell it numerous times, too.
 
I know the Nazi hat has been the main topic of late, but how ‘bout that extended rant about “reaction” YouTubers last night?

DSP’s content is literally just reaction content. He “plays” someone else’s art, and reacts to it. Only he does it for hours and hours at a time, while most reaction channels watch a trailer or a music video. For a long time, he even called it (hilariously incorrectly) “reactionary” commentary.

OF COURSE, Phil doesn’t see it that way. In his mind, he is creating art. His commentary is witty, informative, and it elevates the gameplay. Imagine having delusions like that…
He said this not 5 minutes after saying one of the bonuses about preordering his stupid new headphones was that he could do a reaction video on them. That's why blah comments asked him about reaction videos.

From what I could gather his main gripe was that reaction videos are lazy and their creators are not intelligent. The entire rant was really about himself. I don't know what reaction videos are but my guess is their creators are infinitely more intelligent and infinitely less lazy than Philliam himself. Just a guess.
 
He would have to take several days off for any kind of dental procedure so that's probably why it's been neglected forever,.

“Anutha reason why I hope for pahsitive support is that I won’t be able to stream for days *SNORT* That means I need money to pay bills, I really do!”

DSP: A mature and grown up individual who thinks going to the dentist means bed rest for days.
 
Hitler pulled from Nietzsche, conditioning his populace to believe that Germans will become the Übermensch. Pigler pulls from Neet-zsche, conditioning his whales to pay for everything so he can laze about in the Snort Fort and become the Überstench.

Hitler looooooved showers. Pigler obviously doesn't.

Hitler wrote Mein Kampf (My struggle). Pigler struggles to get out of his new seat (Mein Comfy Chair).

Hitler was a failed art student. Pigler doesn't bother and has his art done for him.

Eva Braun even looked like Kat (this isn't a photoshop):

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Both have a legacy that is looked upon with disgust and scorn.

Food for thought (or to devour)
 
Did he at any point show Kat the hat he bought?

How can both of them be oblivious to the fact it resembles a nazi/fascist hat?

He said he got it because he thought of M. Bison.

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Ja mein fuhrer.

What's hilarious is Phil said, and I quote: "It looks exactly like M. Bison's hat except they didn't have one with a skull so I got a star ..."

You know what other military-style hats also had skulls on them, Phil? Hats that pre-date M. Bison's character design?

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Hitler pulled from Nietzsche, conditioning his populace to believe that Germans will become the Übermensch. Pigler pulls from Neet-zsche, conditioning his whales to pay for everything so he can laze about in the Snort Fort and become the Überstench.

Hitler looooooved showers. Pigler obviously doesn't.

Hitler wrote Mein Kampf (My struggle). Pigler struggles to get out of his new seat (Mein Comfy Chair).

Hitler was a failed art student. Pigler doesn't bother and has his art done for him.

Eva Braun even looked like Kat (this isn't a photoshop):

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Both have a legacy that is looked upon with disgust and scorn.

Food for thought (or to devour)
So what you're saying is that Dave is possibly a reject Boy from Brazil?
 
DSP: A mature and grown up individual who thinks going to the dentist means bed rest for days.
It's not bed rest, he won't be able to talk normally for several days after the kind of work he needs done. Probably multiple stints. A relative just had permanent implants done and that was a motherfucker, two week-long periods a couple months apart where even if they could speak it was mushmouth.
 
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Looks like someone is up late admiring all the great art you guys made
Responding to the people he already blocked makes him look more of a faggot than he already is.

Thanks for the added ammunition, Phil.
He's probably too afraid to go to the dentist, rather than it being a pride thing.

I'm surprised he hasn't done anything about it considering that he appears to be in pain even when eating soft food.
I always thought that. He probably almost never goes to the doctors or the dentist because they're gonna find something wrong with him, and it'll be just another reminder that he's getting old and decrepit due to bad dieting and gin binges.

Better he stay home, with his gout and video games, where it's safest.
 
What's hilarious is Phil said, and I quote: "It looks exactly like M. Bison's hat except they didn't have one with a skull so I got a star ..."
I guess Phil is color-blind, then, because Bison's hat is red, not black.

But the bigger issue is that he claims he wanted to avoid any Nazi-like symbols, and went with a reference to a character who is as close to a Nazi as one can get without being Red Skull. It makes sense to do a Street Fighter theme, it's Phil, but Bison is the last character he should want to touch at all given his own rep. He would've been fine if he bought a baseball cap with a yellow bill on it like Yun's, or instead of a hat bought a shirt that looks like Ryu or Ken's. Anything but what he did buy, that only someone as lazy and oblivious as The Guy would fail to recognize as a bad idea.

This is what happens when someone gets 10k wake up calls about reality and rejects learning from any of them. FFS, he literally JUST found out about fedora's and still didn't second-guess the villainous-looking military hat he just bought. What an utter imbecile...
 
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