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Fapcop said:
Phil’s narcissism and hermitbrain broke a fuse over the fact that what was supposed to be a “pahsative” and “supporting” hat reveal turned into wheelchairs laughing?
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Yes, his gin-brain definitively painted a whole other picture. Everyone was supposed to be "Woooaaah that so cool Phil, this is the greatest idea you ever had, this is a whole new never seen concept, a cool and logical continuation of the vest, looking sexy and very supportable, take all our money you beautiful positive human person, I was wrong about you the whole time (thumbs up), you put so much work into this business and this is really impressive, suck on that Tevin".

But it collapsed like the shittiest shack in an instant. An unexpected 180° rejection is hard for a normal person but for Phil's pea-brain it equals a neurological frying pan. Explosive and destructive like adding water to hot oil.
 
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Is there anything MAKROKUFFEN FUERER WOLFKASSEL would like to say about Phil’s latest hijinks?

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It just shows you how insecure he is to the Nazi comment. BUT the best thing about this is he could of avoided allllll this if he bought a more lets say relatable commander hat like a white US navy one, or just a blue army one that everyone knows from movies etc, part of pop culture.

Imagine if he did find one with a skull lol...can you get anymore Nazi than that lol. I mean I wouldn't think of it but Youtube and the amount of reporting he would get because THE REST of the world doesn't think of BISON when they see a black commander hat with a skull in the middle lol. What a moron.
 
I'm not exactly a history buff but isn't that the man, the myth, the legend...the führer of the hate army?
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When the whole hat thing has died out, I hope Phil goes over to different masks. It will then be easier for us to avoid seeing Phil's monstrosity face.

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This mask undeniably fits Phil's style.
 
so what's the next logical step, beyond pedo vests and gay hats, what can we expect

I think the next gimmick is going to be different types of glasses

and how long until the hats get sent to the shadow ban realm, cause noone is paying to see them, just like other failed incentives, the chair spin, the jeans, the bubble blowing, naming stuffed animals, naming pokemon, building things in minecraft, choosing his fall guys outfit for the next stream, and whatever else

he really thinks he can re-ignite the magic of the vest streak by using the exact same formula and expecting 50% extra positivity
 
So he didn't hit the hat goal on the 2nd stream? LMAO. Great incentive you got there Phil. I can't imagine why any sane person would pay to see a guy kicking the shit out of 40 put clothes on when there are attractive girls in their 20's you could pay to take their clothes off.
 
the only good value about phil's character, is that he never apologizes... well this is a side-effect of his shit personality, but an added value when online.
remember kids, never apologize to anyone on the internet, never.
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we've seen this multiple times, people apologizing to the online mob, any mob, and due to the fact that mobs always want blood, your apologies mean nothing to them. With the first apology you know that you are weak and they will come back hunting.
never apologize to anyone on the internet.
Heil Phil :shit-eating:
 
Just wanted to express my admiration for the new hat. Heil Adolf Pigler!

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Seeing him get genuinely triggered and angry at people in his chat calling the new hat a Nazi hat was fantastic entertainment. The man is truly his own worst enemy.
 
It's going to be a rough day for Phil, friends. Up til 4 a.m. explaining his choice in head apparel.

We can only hope his Hitlerjugend dig deep for their Fuhrer to ease his troubled mind.
 

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So he didn't hit the hat goal on the 2nd stream? LMAO. Great incentive you got there Phil. I can't imagine why any sane person would pay to see a guy kicking the shit out of 40 put clothes on when there are attractive girls in their 20's you could pay to take their clothes off.
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70 kicking the shit out of a 40 year old guy* judging by the way he looks.
Tsoliassssssssssssss said:
the only good value about phil's character, is that he never apologizes... well this is a side-effect of his shit personality, but an added value when online.
remember kids, never apologize to anyone on the internet, never.
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we've seen this multiple times, people apologizing to the online mob, any mob, and due to the fact that mobs always want blood, your apologies mean nothing to them. With the first apology you know that you are weak and they will come back hunting.
never apologize to anyone on the internet.
Heil Phil :shit-eating:
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“Apologies are for the weak! I am the FGC, I made it, YouTube and Twitch cower to my power. I am the King of Hate! And I hate all trolls and detractors! For they are beneath me. Heil Pigler 🤚🏻! Heil! 🐷”

it’s pretty obvious because even his regulars were trolling on him about the Nazi hat, they were all saying Heil, and he was hoping that the initial reaction would die down and he’d get his ego stroke and money 💰 to stroke his ego further. Sadly he saw what people thought of it and tried to moonwalk backwards like he always does. Remember he did get banned from Blip due to his Space Nazi. So he thinks the same thing may happen and he’s stuck without a place to stream as he wouldn’t go back to twitch because that’s a weakness.
 
Hhhoooo boy... 🤣😂🤣 Everyone okay? I had so many gigglefits from 6p-3a that I had to dab around my eyes with a little Dermoplast before bed.

And here I go again on another one. 😂

Edit: Omg, Wait. Am I to understand that Oedipus Freudenheiser made the mom-muhwyfe slip again last night? I thought an was just playing that from his soundboard.

Call outer space 911, I'm going to have internal bleeding & a missing ribcage before high noon.


 
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Jesus christ, 20 pages of autism for a fucking hat. Reel it in guys, before people start to think we're the weird ones :story: Here is to 3 hats and 60 more pages of this shit, don't let us down DSP.
 
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Penix said:
Jesus christ, 20 pages of autism for a fucking hat. Reel it in guys, before people start to think we're the weird ones :story: Here is to 60 more pages of this shit, don't let us down DSP.
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The best, or maybe worst part is, there are still 3 other hats we have to make fun of. But I don't think they'll get the same reaction as the Nazi hat.
 
It's totally not DSP's fault of his life choices that led to this very moment, can someone make a edit of Blip.TV, machinima, twitch, the chair sponsor, the twitch games sponsors, the airplane company show up every time he says 'banned, banned, banned, banned'
 
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