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TheGoutburglar said:
Phil shows such an unusual amount of tolerance for all the speculation on his sexuality that I'm forced to dismiss the notion that he even HAS one. In fact, it's the only thing he's convincingly unfazed by. Near as I can tell, he has never ranted about the meme, like he does with any of the others that clearly hit the nail on the head. But he also doesn't completely swerve around it, like he does with his teeth. It just plain doesn't bother him. Compare that to any number of things he constantly asserts to not care about while bitching endlessly.

If it was right on point, could you really see Phil NOT flying off the handle when asked if he's a homo? He loses his shit over suggestions that Kat do more to help out, or when the droop gets attention called to it. A pigroach who loves the cock would find it impossible to hold the fury in upon the slightest provocation about it.

Only Phil could claim to be happy AND constantly lament the loss of his glory days.
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Pivot to “low-TSP” jokes. Got it.
 
I literally have no idea what this sped is trying to say. Do we have any translators here?
 

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Lorum Ipsum said:
I literally have no idea what this sped is trying to say. Do we have any translators here?
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The head of barstool sports does a pizza review where he goes across the country and reviews different pizza places to give his takes on the pizza. This sped wants Phil to do it as well. The problem with that is the head of barstool is charismatic, liked, and knows how to make entertaining content. Phil would be an absolute disaster of it and would butcher it so bad he might actually get trolled by stoolies for a bit if he tried it.


One bite, everyone knows the rules
 
Lorum Ipsum said:
I literally have no idea what this sped is trying to say. Do we have any translators here?
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I think he means this, and if so this idiot is either trolling or doesn’t know Phil because that shit looks like it’s for dudebros, and the only thing that makes
Phil a dudebro is having a very loose compromise on personal hygiene.

EDIT: ninja’d by @DSP's Tax Lawyer
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
The head of barstool sports does a pizza review where he goes across the country and reviews different pizza places to give his takes on the pizza. This sped wants Phil to do it as well. The problem with that is the head of barstool is charismatic, liked, and knows how to make entertaining content. Phil would be an absolute disaster of it and would butcher it so bad he might actually get trolled by stoolies for a bit if he tried it.


One bite, everyone knows the rules
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That makes so much more sense, thank you.
Phil doesn't even leave his house, never mind going around the US to try different pizza places. He'd be scared that he'd get swatted or he might even see a scary black man or a thieving black woman!
 
wahkando said:
Does anyone have a clip of when Phil chewed out snowkarl and the reaction to the superchat?
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Here's the footage of his reply to Snowkarl's second superchat, him pretty much telling snowkarl to either chill out or fuck off as he often does. Was hoping for more but this is all, he must not have liked the first super chat because he's doing that "not even going to mention it" thing he does.
 
Him constantly mentioning "the new hats" is so fucking obnoxious and desperate-sounding. Literally the whole stream revolves around it.

Oh well, $116 in tips - seems like the perfect amount for a OneMinuteMan/SilentBob behind-the-scenes tip during the break.
 
Fragarach said:
Big time. Chewed out someone who asked for more details about the hats because he wasn't there earlier when he "explained" the hats using 4 vague codewords. Like, he's really trying to build this air of mystery around a fucking hat to bait OIC or some other whale into hitting the goal.

Also apparently Phil doesn't like Sicilian pizza, he likes "authentic" pizza, whatever that means.
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Yeah I mean what’s less authentic than pizza from SICILY
 
Lorum Ipsum said:
That makes so much more sense, thank you.
Phil doesn't even leave his house, never mind going around the US to try different pizza places. He'd be scared that he'd get swatted or he might even see a scary black man or a thieving black woman!
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Oh he def would be scared to leave his house and do it. The guy who does the reviews (Portnoy) actually has someone filming right outside the pizza shop so he can give an instant review of it.

For reference, this is what he was referring to
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Barstool Pizza Review - Napoli's Pizzeria (Malta, NY)

Dave is doing another Saratoga pizza trip, and accepts the dangerous offer of a haircut from the barbershop next door. Download The One Bite App to see more ...
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You can pick out so many things he does that Phil would never in a million years consider even attempting. Also half the fun of these videos is ripping on Portnoy in the comments section which Phil would never do
 
TheKatIsNowGone said:
So Long Snowcarl.mov
Here's the footage of his reply to Snowkarl's second superchat, him pretty much telling snowkarl to either chill out or fuck off as he often does. Was hoping for more but this is all, he must not have liked the first super chat because he's doing that "not even going to mention it" thing he does.
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"You need to grow up a little okay? Now please tip so I can dress up like a pretty princess for you guys. Only $150 for me to wear a hat"

Love the obliviousness.
 
Fragarach said:
Also apparently Phil doesn't like Sicilian pizza, he likes "authentic" pizza, whatever that means.
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Phil hates food and hates himself, that's why he eats all these refrigerated trash when he doesn't order trash from doordash.
Phil is the Italian Scallion
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every part of his life is made up.
He might as-well be the polan soup-bro from /pol/, as phil is equally 25% polish and italian.
he hasn't been in italy and he never had italian food, he eats shit, he barelly knows anything about food.
his most traditional dish was baklava with tomato sauce... oh he reduced the sugar because people made fun of his recipe.

(if you don't know the lore about the polanon, here's his channel https://yewtu.be/channel/UC4EqnzbXAsiVNBIMzn3Am1Q )
 
Lorum Ipsum said:
Watched other people on Youtube who were boring and he could "add flair and be more entertaining"
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I love that he can't keep his lies straight. From just this past Friday:
Funko Pops NFT collector said:
Mrs "I have been a content creator for 11 years" just said that he doesn't watch youtube at all because he is "too busy playing games and having fun with my life to watch youtube videos".
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Which I debunked with one of Phail's own videos
 
What stage of grief am I in if I think OIC is Phil?

Because I don’t think anyone this retarded would exist. He gave Phil hats and is paying him to put them on. If OIC is a real person, it is likely wearing high heels and a helmet.
 
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