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PutridElephant said:
Only sellouts use ring lights you dummy.
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On sale for about $7 more than the holocaust hat:

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I hope the overseas morons that support his AM streams hit the goal tomorrow. I need to know if the "white" hat is going to be a pointy ghost hat or not.
 
Lorum Ipsum said:
He looks fucking miserable now.
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If the Blip.tv was first, Twitch was second, that means YT is the Third REEich

Edit: Also, someone funnier and smarter than me needs to create some Zyklon-B analogue to Goutverse. The Rentonschwitz-esque shit wouldn't hurt either lol
 
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The jokes just write themselves.

Phil tried to look like Bison, but really, he's just pork. The Nazi anthem was Horst Wessel Lied, while the anthem for Der Pigpen is Horse, Whales, and Lies. Rather than the Aryan Superman, Phil is the Pig Roachman.

That Phil himself looks like a cross between late-era Kim Jong Il and Heinrich Himmler makes this even better.
 
eggchildben said:
herr_further_phil.mp4

Inglorious Bürnells
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This is never going to get old and it's never not going to be funny. This is so great because its a wholesome example of how fucking ridiculous he has gotten. It's going to be such a fun story to tell too, unlike trying to awkwardly explain the guy accidently jacking off on stream in front of children. The combination of desperation and rage plus the complete lack of self-awareness, irony or even common historical knowledge... it's hard to believe this is real.

A grown ass man, nearly 40, hiding a faux-Nazi commandant hat that he doesn't realize is a faux Nazi commandant hat behind a $150 paywall, losing his shit when even the mentally handicapped viewers laugh and call him out..

And this was the first of three hat reveals.
 
Someone already pointed this out earlier but I would like to reiterate:

This is why you don't need to do any gay ops on DSP. He is perfectly capable of fucking up on his own. He went out and bought got donated a hat heavily associated with Nazis. No one asked him to wear this hat, he chose it on his own. I doubt his other hats will be so meme worthy, but who knows, I didn't expect him to look like a gay Nazi today either.
 
LoveXbeet said:
I got the screenshot of his teeth and the reason why he’s in pain eating is perfectly clear.
I know older people who have better teeth than him and they out age him by at least 30 years.
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I always figured that was why he eats everything strangely like the vertical hotdog.
 
SaidNoOneEver said:
The combination of desperation and rage plus the complete lack of self-awareness, irony or even common historical knowledge... it's hard to believe this is real.
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Not even historical knowledge. He plays Street Fighter, it's a game he has competed in.

There's plenty of speculation within the community that the whole M. Bison look and lore of Shadaloo is all based around the Nazis.

Even if you give Phil the benefit of the doubt and say: yes plenty of people have worn those styles of hats... the fact he wanted an M. Bison style hat... dude...
 
Dandelion said:
That angry dictatorial rant at the camera while wearing a nazi hat is one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life.
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It had the feel of an angry mother scolding her children, it's so damn funny because it's his effort to claim maturity and moral highground over people while dressed in an absolute clown-suit. Ninja couldn't dream of appearing more ridiculous than how Phil did today.
Knowing Phil I bet the chatroom reminded him that Nazis even existed.
 
I have delved deep into youtube to find evidence that support his claims that james rolph recoginzed him and that phil does not care about james roplh.

And I must correct my previous post because their is more content to this story

Time Stamp: 1:21:48

"I know he knew who I was and I know who he was. We both noded to each other and walked away, we didin't care"

This is the video I posted previously
were he speaks about OJ and john going for a interview with rolph while pretending to be mario.

This is a recording of the cuck POV dsp got of the interview

Time Stamp: 5:29
And this is the autistic bull john rambo pretending to be mario interviewing the sperg king rolph. Whats funny about this part is that rolph is clearly criging very fucking hard and just wants it to be over with but rambo just never lets it stop.

Now remember phil does not care that the lord of youtube james rolph did not recognize him and he is not just bitter and upset about it.
When in reality he dedicated two whole videos of him recording the man from another booth of his friend who had the balls to speak to the person, while he sat in his cuck booth talking to children with his girlfriend telling him its OK that james did not recognize you as the famous youtube star DSP.

Phil was not seething that john rambo, his secrect gay lover was more into james rolph then phil.


To top this off here I share with you hidden uncovered footage from the back alleys of youtube.


A recording of all the fans dsp had at that time during a panel of his.
Imagine his mind before attending this. A room packed full of cool and witty guys who are their to meet their favourtie youtuber. Sadly no its not its a half empty room of kids and spergy teenagers.
I must say the best part is when leanna says something that just pisses off everyone in the room and dsp has to bring the crowd back in.

All in all dsp is really just salty that his favourtie youtuber did not give a fuck who he was and probably had no idea who he was.
 
Luciusmaximus said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jgoi1n5ijxI
A recording of all the fans dsp had at that time during a panel of his.
Imagine his mind before attending this. A room packed full of cool and witty guys who are their to meet their favourtie youtuber. Sadly no its not its a half empty room of kids and spergy teenagers.
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Seeing clips of old Phil really is something. Back when his fans could be considered "normal". If his fans were all in a room today, then it would look like this:
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