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Glasses to complement the fabulous Mister Slave/Klaus Barbie cosplay
 
LolCowCentral said:
Phil has only ever found any type of success in the last 8 years with the vest streak.

Since the fall of the vest streak he has tried numerous things to recreate that magic such as spinning in a chair, blowing bubbles, putting toilet paper on his head, trying new vests, and now new hats.

It's the only success Mr. Potato head has found. People paying to dress him up.

Unfortunately for Phil that magic is gone so any investment into more things to wear is honestly a waste.

He will never give his fans (and the trolls) what they want (i.e new Webcam, green screen, sonic hat voting, voting for the platinum vest - like when he grabs it with 5 minutes left so it can't be voted on the next day)

That's why he will never be successful. He has no new ideas, zero self awareness, and won't listen to the people.

He is secretly sabotaging his livelihood because of his stupidity and greed.
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And even with the Vest Streak, it was primarily, if not single-handedly, carried by OIC towards the end. Which is Phil’s real only means of success nowadays, somehow hooking these singular autists who are willing to throw away tens of thousands of cash on him.
So in that metric Phil still has his target audience, that is this one guy who’s trying to assist him in grifting others. Too bad they’re both bad at lying and everyone can see through their bullshit, so Phil hasn’t gotten much “support” outside of OIC. And if any viewer manages to gain a modicum of clout, they get sought out and cannibalized by OIC anyway.
 
lol This is just too good.
 

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Comma said:
20 minutes after its introduction he already hates the thing like nothing else. :story:

Thanks for the Lolcow Netflix subscription fee today, paypiggies. Money well spent.
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He really should have blamed attributed this purchase to the Silent Majority. Now it’s too late because he admitted to having bought the hats himself.

Whoops!
 
I have no doubt that tonight, he'll hit the hat goal faster than today. If this was the first hat he had, then what are the others going to be?
 
The trolling and point-and-laugh possibilities are basically endless. There's so much (nick)names, photoshops, "detractor memes" and other shit you can come up with the whole Nazi Germany theme.

And it's all for free (reee).
 
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