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Reacting late but what a genius move by Phil. A nazi dress up variety streamer, you can’t name another. One of the other “donated” hats has to be a crown.

Though Phil makes it easy, you guys fucking killed me today with edited photos of our newly recognized Philurer. I needed that. Thank you.
 
Listening to him explaining the "mysterious app" that trolls accuse him of using reminds me of the audio clip where the kid is trying to explain to his mom what he was "really doing" after she caught him jerking it to porn on the computer

Edit: And something on tonight's stream that made me chuckle was a part when he was addressing stream snipers, he said "here I am with my audience of HUNDREDS trying to have a chill time"
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
This is lost in the hilarious Nazi stuff today, but this Kat = Mom shit is really REALLY weird. Phil has done this at least 6 times now (that have been caught and recorded). I really wish we could get a true and honest BEHIND DA SCENES of Phil's actual life... it must be astonishingly clueless and immature.
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I hate myself for thinking about this for even a moment but I think DSP is asexual. I think his sex drive is, and has for a long time, been virtually non-existent. And this is why Panda complained about it, publically, multiple times. His over-reaction to women in the old days always seemed more childish to me-- as one who doesn't know what sexual attraction is-- than as a gay man trying to pretend to be attracted to something he isn't.

I think DSP is much like Amberlynn and wants a caretaker, not a partner, sexual or otherwise.
 
Earlier today I was thinking about those pictures where people added Phil in the chair with the thumbs up wondering if Phil knows ahead of time these types of things will happen. Then I come to the Farms and see his new hat, so I guess that question is answered.
 
See, this is why I enjoy DSP so much.

He's a really boring cow but when he has a moment, you surely get to enjoy it to the fullest. Nothing happens for few days? Don't worry, he'll go on a gin-fueled tirade on Twitter.

Tip goals are always being met? Don't worry, he'll pummel his paypiggies on a marathon.

Hats off to you, Phil :story:

BallBuster said:
You know he thought everyone would think it was a M Bison hat which is why he bought it. I’m convinced of this.

might I also add that Bison’s nickname from Japanese players and how he is typically referred to is Dictator.
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It's not a Japanese nickname, it's kind of an established way of refering to him due to who we know as Balrog being M. Bison in JP but they were afraid of lolsuits.

Vega (West) = Claw = Balrog (JP)
Balrog (West)= Boxer = M. Bison (JP)
M. Bison (West) = Dictator = Vega (JP)

Kind of the same applies to Akuma, who in JP is known as Gouki.
 
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Children literally used to sing about this during the war

His name is DarkSSyde Phil
He wears a Nazi hat
He hates all the Jews
And lives with Jasper and Kat

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May I also suggest transcribing Phil’s Nazi hat rant and adding the subtitles to a Hitler Rant Parody from the Downfall movie. For those that are inclined to engage in creating of memes.
 
SaidNoOneEver said:
He's been trying to go viral for months and may have finally done it. Be careful what you wish for.
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I knew he would fuck up buying a damn hat :story:

''So um guys, we are going viral all over the Eastern Front of Europe right now, but I really need your support. Supplies are low and Jasper is freezing, but with YOUR help, if we can blitzgrieg Mother Russia, I'll eat rations for the next dSSp tries it. Sounds good?''
 
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May I also suggest transcribing Phil’s Nazi hat rant and adding the subtitles to a Hitler Rant Parody from the Downfall movie. For those that are inclined to engage in creating of memes.
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I captured the transcript from the video as soon as he uploaded it thinking he'd private it.

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i just think it's stupid because people
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of course have to immediately associate
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everything with something bad with me
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because they want to be [ __ ] and
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try to basically spin everything to be
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toxic so because i'm wearing a military
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hat of the style that a ridiculous
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amount of people in history have worn
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including m bison a character that i you
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frequently pick in a fighting game once
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a week they gotta all say it's a nazi
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hat so it's this simple when i see it
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you're banned
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i'm not even [ __ ] around if i see you
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say it once you're banned this is your
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one warning if i see it in chat you are
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banned i don't care if you're a regular
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i don't care who the [ __ ] you are if i
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see it you're banned
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period
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i'm not putting up with your [ __ ]
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trying to be toxic on my [ __ ] stream
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i'm having fun here and all of a sudden
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i look at the stream everyone oh nazis
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nazi hitler nazis no how about this
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banned banned banned banned banned
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gone forever because i don't put up with
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your [ __ ] [ __ ] your toxic [ __ ] is
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not welcome on my [ __ ] streams ever
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so get the [ __ ] out now it's not a funny
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[ __ ] joke it's not you're out of here
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so i'm done with it if i see it once
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you're banned and you're not coming back
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no come begging me in emails can i be
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unbanned i didn't know [ __ ] you you
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toxic idiot you gotta bring up [ __ ]
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nazis on my stream [ __ ] you you're
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banned
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period
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now everyone acts like they didn't say
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it when they've been said for the past
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10 [ __ ] minutes
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so i can't wait for the first idiot to
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be [ __ ] banned right now
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all right now can i concentrate on the
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game and have fun instead of listening
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to stupid dumb [ __ ] that'd be great
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that'd be really great
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no there's no hat streak there's no
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streaks like that anymore
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thank you swaggins he says any talk like
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that would be banned on site it must be
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banned i'm not putting up with it
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done with it enough with your sick [ __ ]
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[ __ ] people pissed me off man
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so guys we already said we're not taking
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any [ __ ] disgusting nazi jokes and if
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you say him you're gonna get banned we
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already said that outright we already
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had two right now so i guess you people
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are just gonna get banned and there's
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nothing we can do about it cuz you're
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stupid
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i don't know what else to say people are
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dumb
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he's right here
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jackie's versus he wants feasting with
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bison
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he'll be feasting feasting with the
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dictator
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feasting with the with the shadolu
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dictator
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you know can i pay for doordash with
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bicianopolis dollars
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i wonder
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all right this guy's banned
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good night
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i guess we're gonna have to pass some
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time because nothing's happening right
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now
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nothing uh
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anyone know how to do this
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anyone know this mission this mission is
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called
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medical mystery but i don't know what to do
 
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If I had a choice of either being a clown or a nazi I would go with a clown. At least they have great sex. The last time I had sex with a nazi all she did was squatted over my face farting asking me if I enjoyed being gassed.
 
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