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Imbecile thinks the game is the reason nobody's giving him money. If he just guesses the right game then the money will come rolling in.
 
he's so special..

40-year-old mature adult with a business degree who has a hard-on for not selling out doesn't understand marketing, no one thinks black pink plays pubg. then again didn't he think wrestling was real until his late 20's early 30's?

this guy is also all into fighting games and hugely into MMO's is stuck on one game taking something from another game cause it was popular cause like something that's never been done before.

That nazi hat really rattled him, it's hysterical.

I'm sorry the M. Bison hat, you know that street fighter character who was a navy pilot picked on by that evil tyrannical duo of Guile and Charlie/Nash?
 
I'll Just leave this here. Sound like anyone we know? Now he has the hat to match.
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He just told a story about some rando that used to come in and drop huge tips for PUBG and wondered out loud what happened to that guy. So theres your explanation for why hes going back to this particular dried up well.
 
Imbecile thinks the game is the reason nobody's giving him money. If he just guesses the right game then the money will come rolling in.
I mean he's not wrong. If he plays a game a specific whale actually wants him to play it will actually tip him. Like that retard that was handholding him in divinity giving him money to explain to him how the menus worked.
The issue is that he sees it as a "fun and engaging white hot new release" or whatever he uses in his gin ridden mind to escape the truth, it's what whales want him to play that rakes in the money.
 
This has been his screen for the past 5 minutes. Sitting in a corner or a bathroom waiting for something to happen. Reminds me of that time he was hiding from Jaha in the bathroom.

Edit; Superchat came in.
 

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This has been his screen for the past 5 minutes. Sitting in a corner or a bathroom waiting for something to happen. Reminds me of that time he was hiding from Jaha in the bathroom.

Edit; Superchat came in.
If those tips don't come in he's going to have to start shaving heads and pulling gold teeth.
 
Dave is confused why people aren't tipping his riveting gameplay of camping the bathroom while listening to other people having fun.

"TOP 10 DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, I LIKE THAT" - DAVE

Also $25 whale tip to save the stream.
 
Imagine being so boring and hollow you reminisce about the time a dude gave you money…like Wut
It should also double as a big cue to his dentheads what Phil remembers about them - their money. Not their names, their favorite game, their money. But since the average fan is a cross of Derich and Madara_is_denthead, they won't.
 
"I don't sell out, I don't kiss ass"

ELO Hell says Hi. And wtf is this stream? He's just ranting about "Big" Youtubers and going on about how the world's wronged him and how he's a one-man show who cares about his content and puts out quality unlike everyone else who's a sellout corporate whore blah blah blah.
that last part is actually typical for PUBG, it gives him time to rant and think about how the world owes him.
 
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This is the guy that tipped $25 today and he's talking about Phil's webcam. These people are insane, I swear.
 
He's stopped playing the game to instead sit and talk about things he wants like a kid writing a Christmas list.
I like how he's showing off the things that the fans really are asking for with this segment, yet when Mysterious Fan Donations come in it's totally irrelevant shit like hats that no one's thrilled to see. He only put on the nazi hat today because of OIC throwing like $80 at him.
Also OIC just showed up in chat so he stalled like 10 minutes overtime HOPING for him to tip $100, fucking lol
 
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