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Sixshot said:
And if the whales manages to pay their way to the new hats, next time DSP will use the standard "i don't know what happen to the support, last stream we hit the tip goal and everyone loved the new hats" guilt trip
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You mean..................................................tonight?
 
TheGoutburglar said:
What I noticed is that he HAD to throw in the old blame-shifting, talking about how he supposedly got requests for new hats for a month, and so now it's their fault that he tried something and it didn't work. "See what I mean about people making suggestions?" Because it didn't immediately turn into hitting the tips goal fast like he wants, and he has to lash out and blame the very retards he relies upon to get that streak he yearns for.

Yes, he's an ingrate, but he's also pissed about buying more dress up gear and still failing to get a streak going again. Let's not gloss over that part. This was his idea, and it didn't result in him being instantly over-rewarded. Next comes some other clown trick, which will probably also fail, and he'll get even angrier.

I like where this is going.
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I've said this before, but Dave basically has the same mindset as those cargo cults out on random pacific islands. The kind that build radios out of coconuts and runways for non-existent planes and are then confused why ships and planes full of cargo don't show up like in WW2.
 
"Mew tipped $1.50 and said I missed a tip? I didn't miss a tip...oh, I guess I missed a tip."

*Adds $2*

$1.50 + $1.50 = $2. DSP MATH
 
Phil playing menu simulator in Fallout. Then talks about his start on Youtube for about the 143 millionth time.
Talking about how people "found him funny" (Big X)
Watched other people on Youtube who were boring and he could "add flair and be more entertaining"
Ahh yeah, the good old racist "jokes". Talking about dick and balls every day. Let's not forget how everything he didn't like in a game was "gay".

You're not successful, Phil. You're an asshole and no one wants to hear about your "career" again. Stop.
 
Pargon said:
So much fun when Phil’s pride overrides his greed. You can almost watch his brain short-circuit in real time.

Plenty of room here, snowkarl, if you need a new place to hang out. You wouldn’t even be the first high-profile Scandinavian sped to sign up :heart-full:
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And I think snowkarl would fit in quiet nicely. At least he is good at getting a reaction out of Phil even if he sometimes has to throw a few bucks his way
 
UaineRunei said:
What? Just listen to this...

never - 18 agosto 2021 - 06-14-48 .mp4
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X to Gout. He jumped on that bandwagon because other people were doing it. It's not hard to be successful when Phil was just like 1 of 4 people who were doing that on youtube at the time
Balr0g said:
And I think snowkarl would fit in quiet nicely. At least he is good at getting a reaction out of Phil even if he sometimes has to throw a few bucks his way
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He may be a sped, but his tips have given us plenty of gold dust. So for that alone, I overlook the money he gives Phil should he ever come here.
 
UaineRunei said:
are_you - 18 agosto 2021 - 05-59-31 .mp4
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Phil shows such an unusual amount of tolerance for all the speculation on his sexuality that I'm forced to dismiss the notion that he even HAS one. In fact, it's the only thing he's convincingly unfazed by. Near as I can tell, he has never ranted about the meme, like he does with any of the others that clearly hit the nail on the head. But he also doesn't completely swerve around it, like he does with his teeth. It just plain doesn't bother him. Compare that to any number of things he constantly asserts to not care about while bitching endlessly.

If it was right on point, could you really see Phil NOT flying off the handle when asked if he's a homo? He loses his shit over suggestions that Kat do more to help out, or when the droop gets attention called to it. A pigroach who loves the cock would find it impossible to hold the fury in upon the slightest provocation about it.
Lorum Ipsum said:
Talking about how people "found him funny"
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Only Phil could claim to be happy AND constantly lament the loss of his glory days.
 
wahkando said:
Does anyone have a clip of when Phil chewed out snowkarl and the reaction to the superchat?
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he never reacted to the superchat.
he didn't even read it.
chat was full of mentions of snowkarl's superchat and 2-3 mins later phil said something similar to
"snow karl superchatted something negative. I try to do something positive to the stream, and the first thing you say is something negative, I am going to timeout you if you keep being negative. You remind me of pw fucking dubz" then he said something about snowkarl being negative and brushed it off.
the next superchat came a few mins later and it took him a few seconds to read it.
he chose to ignore snowkarl's superchat as much as he could.
edit: now that I read it again, he reacted to the superchat, but he skipped the usual route. he still didn't read it though.
 
Tom Delonge said:
lol he's so salty about not hitting the goal yet. he probably thought this he's about to start a new hat streak.
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Big time. Chewed out someone who asked for more details about the hats because he wasn't there earlier when he "explained" the hats using 4 vague codewords. Like, he's really trying to build this air of mystery around a fucking hat to bait OIC or some other whale into hitting the goal.

Also apparently Phil doesn't like Sicilian pizza, he likes "authentic" pizza, whatever that means.
 
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