DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Shirō Ishii]

I would 100% dick that girl down. You just wrap it good because clearly she has fucking mongoloid genetics in her family.

Surprisingly, Madara is the only mongoloid looking one in the family. There's a video of his aunt's wedding and his family all looked normal.....except for MaDENTa

 

[UaineRunei]

Surprisingly, Madara is the only mongoloid looking one in the family. There's a video of his aunt's wedding and his family all looked normal.....except for MaDENTa

Please tell me he was using a DSP shirt.

 

[Poo Twister]

Please tell me he was using a DSP shirt.

I'm tempted to have a shirt made and set to him that says "The King Of Hate and The Duke Of Dents"

 

[snort inquisition]

I haven't been in the DSP saga for a long time. So, is he still relevant? I stopped caring about him during the bankruptcy saga. It's funny how a grown man really believes he can live off playing videogames,

it is demonstrably true that not only has dsp been doing just that, but many other people do as well

weird nitpick, bad criticism

 

[Swallow Moon]

It's only a matter of time before phil starts firing shots at vtubers and they start roasting him on their own streams.

Spoiler: video

Nyanners mentioned him once and there's another vtuber in the media mentions thread too. Not so much roasting but just mentioning him as the joke that he is.

DSP is not worth their time. You'd have to be some low count tranny to even engage with him.

Un/fortunately, there are a lot of independent western vtubers who that description matches perfectly.

 

[Pargon]

Nyanners mentioned him once and there's another vtuber in the media mentions thread too. Not so much roasting but just mentioning him as the joke that he is.

The Character Assassination of Phil Burnell by the Based Chad Nyanners

 

[25 Invisible push-ups]

I wonder if he's already back in debt? I know he's not supposed to get credit for a while after the bankruptcy but you know some predatory lenders are looking at him.

In my head canon Phil borrowed a bunch of money from the Italian mafia back in the day and they're now threatening to break his knee caps if he doesn't pay them in time.
This is the only valid reason that can have him hold as many beg-a-thons as he is.

Spoiler

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Spending is a big part of the issue. DSP spends like he's still back in his glory days on youtube and refuses to even consider stepping back his spending. With what he's been making the past few years he easily could have put some money aside into and IRA or something like that to have a future, instead as far as we can tell he spends it all on mobile games and fast food. Is he as poor as he cries? Absolutely not. But he's likely spending his money as it comes in and living paycheck to paycheck even though he makes like 10k a month.

I wonder if he's already back in debt? I know he's not supposed to get credit for a while after the bankruptcy but you know some predatory lenders are looking at him.

And that is why the begging and bitching about money is never going to end. This is also the same guy that cashed out his 401K at Wells Fargo - anyone that's a mature adult knows that if you cash out your 401K, you have to pay fee's on it, along with taxes, which depends on your 401K. If it's a regular 401K, yes, you have to pay taxes on that once you pull out, along with fee's. As I said before in another thread, if Phil was smart, that YouTube money he made when he rolling in cash, a good chunk of that should've gone into a 401K/Roth IRA/stocks/bonds/high yield savings account.

Once the bankruptcy was clear, Phil learned two things from the experience: jack and shit. He saw it as a way of "Dumb fucks, thanks for falling into my bullshit!" to get all of that debt wiped. Most likely, he's racking up debt again with HIGH interest credit cards, knowing that if he ever gets back into debt again, he can declare bankruptcy again. Do I see him falling back into debt again? Is the Pope Catholic? It's just a matter of time before he goes "Guys, I got some bad news! I got fucked yet again by a credit card company once again! I haven't felt this bad since I got fired from the helicopter company back in 2010...."

 

[Phil the Salesman]

This may be an unpopular opinion but if Phil was to meet his tip goal, I’d rather him meet it by providing new content. So if he bought some dumb cheap hats off Amazon to bait his retards into tipping him, at least there’s some sort of value proposition.

Phil normally milks these retards with nothing but sob stories.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

And that is why the begging and bitching about money is never going to end. This is also the same guy that cashed out his 401K at Wells Fargo - anyone that's a mature adult knows that if you cash out your 401K, you have to pay fee's on it, along with taxes, which depends on your 401K. If it's a regular 401K, yes, you have to pay taxes on that once you pull out, along with fee's. As I said before in another thread, if Phil was smart, that YouTube money he made when he rolling in cash, a good chunk of that should've gone into a 401K/Roth IRA/stocks/bonds/high yield savings account.

Once the bankruptcy was clear, Phil learned two things from the experience: jack and shit. He saw it as a way of "Dumb fucks, thanks for falling into my bullshit!" to get all of that debt wiped. Most likely, he's racking up debt again with HIGH interest credit cards, knowing that if he ever gets back into debt again, he can declare bankruptcy again. Do I see him falling back into debt again? Is the Pope Catholic? It's just a matter of time before he goes "Guys, I got some bad news! I got fucked yet again by a credit card company once again! I haven't felt this bad since I got fired from the helicopter company back in 2010...."

Oh the thought of Phil saving money is laughable. He would never set up a Roth IRA or a basic IRA because that would require interacting with someone in finance face to face or learning how to use basic technology designed to walk you through savings. Phil will be streaming until he dies of Gout in 5 years

 

[Balr0g]

Once the bankruptcy was clear, Phil learned two things from the experience: jack and shit. He saw it as a way of "Dumb fucks, thanks for falling into my bullshit!" to get all of that debt wiped. Most likely, he's racking up debt again with HIGH interest credit cards, knowing that if he ever gets back into debt again, he can declare bankruptcy again. Do I see him falling back into debt again? Is the Pope Catholic? It's just a matter of time before he goes "Guys, I got some bad news! I got fucked yet again by a credit card company once again! I haven't felt this bad since I got fired from the helicopter company back in 2010...."

I guess he will have double the debt when he declares bankruptcy in 6 years again. But it will be the detractors fault again. As if detractors are forcing him to spend money on doordash each day. As if detractors are preventing him from budgeting correctly and use his money responsibly (as in not to buy so much groceries that parts of them go bad before they can be consumed). And no detractor is forcing him to spend money on gacha games especially not in the alleged dimensions. Phil is his worse enemy

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

I am still wondering why Phil praises the xbox and gamespass so much. Is it just to hype up and justify his spending? He couldn't set it up without issues...holy shit that was hilarious...but also made it clear that everything else is trash. What about his drooling fans who are fanboys of Nintendo or Sony? Not really a strategic move...like always. I've never had a xbox but looking at the gamepass library, it looks very poor. Of course Microsoft has to put some new releases on it because most of it is old and/or trash. Let me put it this way: If I woke up after being in a coma for years, I would get gamepass, maybe.

It's typical behavior by Phil. He did it with Machinima, Twitch etc. I mean just imagine he has to go back to Twitch and someone of them will see clips of his retarded rants. I don't really mind to burn bridges, depending on the situation, but he has to be on a popular streaming site or RIP.

I would guess that in his head he calculated that investing only for gamepass, a battery pack and the xbox himself would save him money in the short- and midterm if he doesn't pay for proper releases. So he had to gaslight himself so he can play fucking trash tier games like Last Stop and other walking simulators. (play Vermintide 2, fucking pussy)

 

[UsedUp]

This may be an unpopular opinion but if Phil was to meet his tip goal, I’d rather him meet it by providing new content. So if he bought some dumb cheap hats off Amazon to bait his retards into tipping him, at least there’s some sort of value proposition.

Phil normally milks these retards with nothing but sob stories.

Imagine after today and tomorrows hat reveals, we could only hope that he never reaches the hat goal ever again. So I agree with you, get the new hat rewards outta the way quickly and we never see them again after he spent his hard earned donated Amazon Gift Card on them.

 

[Brother Wind]

Surprisingly, Madara is the only mongoloid looking one in the family. There's a video of his aunt's wedding and his family all looked normal.....except for MaDENTa

Okay fine you have convinced me. I am going to become Madara's brother in law. I will raise his niece to like muppet youtubers. And play only good gacha games. So when you see Madara losing his mind about that on stream, thats the signal that I succeeded.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Catherine is a bad person because at the very least, she knows she was the escort. She came on stream, laughed at and egged on the trolls that were part of funding her expensive trips and move-in with Philip, and gleefully accepted the thousands from wheelchairs. Fuck her.

The most annoying thing about Kat to me is how she totally killed all "behind da scenes" content DSP used to post. As gross as they were I miss the Instagram dinner slop pictures.

 

[Fapcop]

Poor Phil is eternally walking the tightrope between being a real, mature adult and successful streamer... And being at the verge of not being able to pay his bills and lose his house because he needs your support, he really does!


Keeping this balancing act is the only thing Phil has ever done with even a modicum of success. (Granted: It helps to have actual retards as your audience, along with “troll tippers” who don’t give a shit, but are willing to pay 2$ to make a gout joke.)

 

[tigerbloodman]

I am still wondering why Phil praises the xbox and gamespass so much. Is it just to hype up and justify his spending? He couldn't set it up without issues...holy shit that was hilarious...but also made it clear that everything else is trash. What about his drooling fans who are fanboys of Nintendo or Sony? Not really a strategic move...like always. I've never had a xbox but looking at the gamepass library, it looks very poor. Of course Microsoft has to put some new releases on it because most of it is old and/or trash. Let me put it this way: If I woke up after being in a coma for years, I would get gamepass, maybe.

It's typical behavior by Phil. He did it with Machinima, Twitch etc. I mean just imagine he has to go back to Twitch and someone of them will see clips of his retarded rants. I don't really mind to burn bridges, depending on the situation, but he has to be on a popular streaming site or RIP.

I would guess that in his head he calculated that investing only for gamepass, a battery pack and the xbox himself would save him money in the short- and midterm if he doesn't pay for proper releases. So he had to gaslight himself so he can play fucking trash tier games like Last Stop and other walking simulators. (play Vermintide 2, fucking pussy)

Dsp has no friends to play vermintide 2 with. Dsp has literally no way of enjoying the games you play and laugh about with friends.

This is a manbaby who rages about the gameplay balance of fall guys.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Fellow trolls, detractors, mentally ill no life basement dwellers, today I fear that Phil will hit the $150 at least once due to his new selection of hats that will cause the piggies, wheel chairs, and Islamic Extremists to giggle and shake their tits with delight, thus they will open their wallets, take mom’s money from the dresser, or sell dad’s snap on tools, to help pay for Phil’s robust, mature, and custom lifestyle to fight us, the evil slime that lurks in the bowels of this very forum.

Phil could make $500 a day and still get himself into debt within ten years, he's incapable of saving $20 to take his wife to the local zoo. So what if he hits the tips goal every now and then, it still won't matter because Phil will never change.

Dsp has no friends to play vermintide 2 with. Dsp has literally no way of enjoying the games you play and laugh about with friends.

This is a manbaby who rages about the gameplay balance of fall guys.

Even with friends, DSP just gets carried everywhere. The Apex streams were him hiding while the others did the work, all Vermintide gameplay is Phil trailing after his group narrating everything he sees with a five second delay for his dense skull, "whaaw, a cart on fire. dood, that rat is huooooge, cahmaan where am i going..whaaw, look at this place" repeat ad nauseum.

 

[Broomer]

The only thing worthwhile on that screenshot is his PS5's MAC address.

Not entirely true, you see the name of the network as well, meaning someone wanting to connect to the router knows it's name. (and encryption method)

It also shows he is connected through wi-fi which begs the question, why the fuck does he have so many cables in his ahffice?

Edited because too stupid to finish the post before I post it, a.k.a. forgot about WPA2)

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

This may be an unpopular opinion but if Phil was to meet his tip goal, I’d rather him meet it by providing new content. So if he bought some dumb cheap hats off Amazon to bait his retards into tipping him, at least there’s some sort of value proposition.

Phil normally milks these retards with nothing but sob stories.

I mean hey, if DSP managed to find a way to reinvigorate his content, laugh at himself, and listen to his chat, then kudos. I'm not going to keep shitting on someone who manages to internalize a problem and address it.

I'm just not willing to say that adding hats or vests to the reward rotation. To me that's Twitch thot territory, even if the dressing is in reverse. It has nothing to do with the purpose of the stream and only benefits the attention whores in his chat that like to see him react to what they donate.