Coke Zero
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- Feb 27, 2021
Also coincidently these people always want to remain anonymous and not receive credit for their gifts. We're supposed to believe these people sending phil expensive gifts don't even want some recognition from his little chat of retards for their contributions. Its always just Phil's word that someone else is buying this stuff, because luckily they all want to remain anonymous.I just wanna take a moment to appreciate how retarded his narrative about his hype new hats is and how he got them. Apparently after his failed marathon a fan contacted him behind da scenes to help him out... how did he do it? Did he send what was missing from the mortgage fundraising scam's goal? No, he sent him a fucking Amazon gift card. Seriously, what? Imagine if you walked around your town or city or future ground zero of a nuclear bomb explosion and you happen upon a bum. The bum pleads with you, he tells you he is hungry and will accept any food you can give him and it's his lucky day! You are willing to help. So, rather than buying the bum some food or giving him some cash or giving him some food that you have with you, you go to the local bookstore, buy one of their gift cards and then give the bum the book store gift card. That's how fucking retarded this supposed situation is.
Same with the Xbox SeX scam. He couldn't just go with the simple lie and say that a fan donated it behind da scenes and leave it at that. No, he had to preface it with some autistic as fuck story about elephants and peanuts and then make up some wild narrative about how the generous fan had that Xbox SeX unopened for 8 months because he bought it and a new gaymer PC at the same time and then realized that there's no exclusives on the SeX. Somehow he didn't think of returning the Xbox, or selling it, or giving it to Phil right away, no, for some reason we are to believe that he left his Xbox SeX unopened for 8 months and only thought about giving it to Phil after Phil got hyped about the Gamepass during E3 or whatever and then waited after a begathon to send him the Xbox.
@Pargon has said this before, Phil is the one man refutation of the Malcom Gladwell rule that if you do something for 10k hours you master it. Phil has been lying on camera as naturally as he breathed for more than 10 years and he somehow has not mastered the most basic rule of lying which is to keep your lies SIMPLE and your narratives CONSISTENT.