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UsedUp said:
If a behind da scenes fan donates the new Call of Duty, does that absolve DSP from boycotting them and can get on his high horse to say, "I didnt buy it!"
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Didn't catch this before but to him, if he even remembers, sure why not.

Someone could explain to him, the intelligent mature adult with a business degree, that much like WoW and OW box sales are a small part of the success of CoD. It's the engagement numbers, as in how many people for how long they play, that's the bigger metric.

He would get confused and like Phil does when he gets confused would go unga piga and lash out with insults then say he knows better about the topic the last sentence he just heard of, he has a business degree after all. He knows better, apparently so much so that the quarterly earnings calls that mention this are also wrong for you see, as we know, Phil can run amazon, CDPR, Capcom, Sony AND Nintendo better than they are being run now.
 
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Fapcop said:
The sad thing is, that if Phil hadn’t been such a hermit, he probably would have been much happier and more normal.


Streaming: His “dream” fucking ruined him. If he had stayed on the job market, he would have had friends and human contact. He might have been that loudmoud at work who’s annoying sometimes, but he wouldn’t have been the mess you see today.

He might have made less money, but overall I’d bet he would have been a lot happier.

Careful what you wish for kids, it may come true!
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Its kind of ironic how he became the character in his original project 7 premise- he's stuck in his house poorly playing shitty video games all day, every day. Even 20-something year old phil saw this type of lifestyle as a total punishment but here he is, glued to his TV playing video games for the rest of his life.

Whenever he tries to claim how happy he is, remember he made a show where the entire premise is based how much it would suck to be stuck living his current life.
 
Wasabi Panda said:
Didn't catch this before but to him, if he even remembers, sure why not.

Someone could explain to him, the intelligent mature adult with a business degree, that much like WoW and OW box sales are a small part of the success of CoD. It's the engagement numbers, as in how many people for how long play, that's the bigger metric.

He would get confused and like Phil does when he gets confused would go unga piga and lash out with insults then say he knows better about the topic the last sentence he just heard of, he has a business degree after all. He knows better, apparently so much so that the quarterly earnings calls that mention this are also wrong for you see, as we know, Phil can run amazon, CDPR, Capcom, Sony AND Nintendo better than they are being run now.
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Phil would have a field day if he ran any of those companies. Imagine how many millions would be sunk into haybales, and WWE champions. I doubt he'd spend it on anything else. If he didn't need to stream, he would just dissapear into WWE champions and fast food.
 
Serf 'n' TERF said:
It's funny but I was thinking of all of the things that would warrant frantically driving around to various clinics without an appointment.
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Corrective surgery for Jasper. Starting to look like his father.

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UncleFuckAss said:
>Something big going on behind the scenes
>Has to drive 30 minutes to a doctors appointment today

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Soon?
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Ethan Ralph is having another bastard so I guess anything is possible.

I'm putting my money on the end game disease grift.

If it's cancer he'll use it as an excuse to take random days off from streaming, shave off his ugly goatee, and hide is vanishing hair with a beanie.

Diabetes seems more likely, "DOODS I NEED MONEY FOR INSULIN". Also can go on indefinitely unlike a cancer grift.
 
pahsitive said:
I often think of the video where he doesn't even know how to whisk eggs properly. How often does his toilet get clogged where he mastered that technique and it carried over onto food preparation?
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Phil is both the master of the culinary arts and plumbing, he can even effortlessly combine the two
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
>receives a $50 superchat sticker
>asked if it'll go to the tips
>makes up this stupid bullshit analogy about putting a banana in a pile of oranges

"It's not a tip so it doesn’t go to the tips!"

Tell me again why his denthead fans go along with this?
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Well that's because his fans have dented heads. That or it's a bunch of retards giving him money to "troll" DSP.

I wonder if DSP has an offshore account. He did mention it in his rant during the beggathon last saturday. He said it was a detractor thing yet I don't remember it ever being one, and we all know DSP loves his freudian slips. Couple that with his $500K debt being built on credit and DSP has made well over $1 million. It's just strange to make over a million but go into debt via credit...
 
Ortsnay said:
Well that's because his fans have dented heads. That or it's a bunch of retards giving him money to "troll" DSP.

I wonder if DSP has an offshore account. He did mention it in his rant during the beggathon last saturday. He said it was a detractor thing yet I don't remember it ever being one, and we all know DSP loves his freudian slips
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he's mentioned it multiple times
 
DarkSoulsPhil said:
You know with his number supposedly all over the internet, I'm very surprised detractors havent spammed it non-stop. Really. No detractor has sent offensive text messages or called him 24/7 to annoy him, even if he didnt pick up it would certainly interfere with his wwe champions and streams. And if he did pick it up what are you going to say? Dsp get a job?

AND YET...this has never happened. Curious. Almost as if his number isnt that widely available and detractors arent shithead mentally ill nudniks.

The guy (its the guy) deserves the wings treatment but is treated with kid gloves. The gaul of this man to complain about people investigating his lies and scams, laying it all out to see and not resorting to actual harassment.
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do you think oic calls every night and phil just hears heavy breathing when he answers?
 
QwahlityKahntent said:
do you think oic calls every night and phil just hears heavy breathing when he answers?
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Lol, like Dave would answer the phone.

Reminder that one of the reasons he didn't rent the CTKahndo out was cause the management company he tried had the audacity to call him instead of emailing him.
 
DSP is precisely the kind of asshole to put off getting the vaccine until he realizes he has covid and thinks getting the vaccine afterward will cut off potentially not dying in an overcrowded ICU.

That's the only legit emergency I can see, besides being a lie. He's good at lying.
 
Texas Funnyhair said:
Ethan Ralph is having another bastard so I guess anything is possible.

I'm putting my money on the end game disease grift.

If it's cancer he'll use it as an excuse to take random days off from streaming, shave off his ugly goatee, and hide is vanishing hair with a beanie.

Diabetes seems more likely, "DOODS I NEED MONEY FOR INSULIN". Also can go on indefinitely unlike a cancer grift.
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Phil is the kind of dude that would forget his eyebrows and lashes or some other dumb shit.

But with diabetes, oh boy...
  • Mid stream breaks because his sugar is low.
  • Begathons to get an automatic injector.
  • Begathons for a special fridge for his insulin.
  • Random day off because he needs a checkup on some ulcer
And so on. The amount of grifting would be out of the charts.

Pargon said:
I sure hope Phil is ready for the cyberpunk hellscape future because it’s here.

This chick speaks three fucking languages, hosts things like virtual karaoke and drawstreams with her viewers, fosters interaction by doing things like asking how her viewers’ days are going, and ticks the requisite boxes of cute anime avatar and matching voice.

I’m not saying that vtubers are better than Phil, at least in that they take part in the same parasocial industry as he does; my point is to illustrate what is going to kill his streaming career dead. The kids and young adults watching Vtubers and cartoon avatars are not going to give a shit about an unwashed, unfunny, abrasive forty-year-old nodding off in between bouts of rage quitting matches in CoD.
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Oh, and you get actual variety. Not only do they engage with their community, but they listen to it.
"Oh wow you liked me cooking those tarantulas, lets do something more!" "You liked me interviewing someone, let me try get more people in"

And Phil, since you're reading, there are male vtubers who are also popular. You have no market to tap into :story:
 
Radical Goodspeed said:
DSP is precisely the kind of asshole to put off getting the vaccine until he realizes he has covid and thinks getting the vaccine afterward will cut off potentially not dying in an overcrowded ICU.
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He is, but if he's not paying attention to the way his body matches that of someone far older than 39, I doubt he's going to cough once and think it's anything he should worry about.

Then again, that's assuming that Phil's silence on his obvious physical condition means that he willfully doesn't know something is wrong. Which I'm not completely convinced of, because he's not really going out of his way to deny the deterioration, like when he excuses himself from going to the gym by stating that he's almost skinny (even though he isn't, the fat is just drooping now), or claims his hair is thick and full now on top (even though it isn't). He just doesn't talk about it at all, like he does with his teeth.

Though, like everybody says, if he knows something is up (that's the only thing that would get him off his dead ass), why not milk it? One possibility is that, like I've long thought, Phil doesn't like grifting people with the truth. He prefers to be making up his troubles. He's not supposed to actually suffer, just be looked at as doing so. It's not worth it to him to bathe in cash while being legit sick or hurt, that means a tithe is being paid, a sacrifice, and we know how he is about making sacrifices for anything, ESPECIALLY money. Look at his game selection these days. Another fucking boring-ass walking simulator. Still expects to get a vest streak going with that garbage even though his paying audience obviously hates it.

Whatever it is, it's pretty serious if Phil actually tended to it, because this is a guy who only bathes twice a week and eats on paper plates all year round.
 
I know this has been said multiple times here, but please, Phil, could you just put the bare minimum effort in your uploads? This is just extremely lazy at this point.

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