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I wonder if he honestly hasn't figured out that his wheelchairs are tapped out. Like, it's a pretty obvious conclusion based on "Money goes up here, money goes down there", but we all know Phil's strained relationship with obvious conclusions.
Phil and his paypigs have zero concept of the value of money.

This is a man who despite admitting that he could (and would) never get a "real job" because a "real job" would never pay as much as streaming, has never been able to support himself, his mom-wife and cat-son with the thousands (if not tens of thousands) of dollars he makes each month. He has always needed to pay for things, and someone else has always been fronting that cost - whether it's a creditor or a paypig. The money has always appeared from somewhere, so why would it suddenly stop?

And as for his paypigs - apart from the troll tippers, I think that the real, consistent tippers aren't much different from Phil. Impulsive spenders who can't think about the long term. They throw away money on a whim on someone that they relate to, because maybe they too struggle to fathom the concept of financial responsibility because there's always someone else to drag them out of the fire.
 
>Something big going on behind the scenes
>Has to drive 30 minutes to a doctors appointment today

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Soon?
 
It's not an impossibility, but Phil does himself no favors by showing no signs of wanting to end all this by ending the troll's fun. Which he could do, if he really wanted to. Instead, he just pretends that verification isn't a thing, and calls it all "insane", when it isn't. Plenty of other people whale out harder than him on that game, it's not so far-fetched to suspect it of him.

The account being a trolls was not an impossibility if it was just the account existing with the suspect name and usage patterns. However the ID number matching for discord eliminates that possibility, and the line account adds a cherry on top.
 
I sure hope Phil is ready for the cyberpunk hellscape future because it’s here.

This chick speaks three fucking languages, hosts things like virtual karaoke and drawstreams with her viewers, fosters interaction by doing things like asking how her viewers’ days are going, and ticks the requisite boxes of cute anime avatar and matching voice.

I’m not saying that vtubers are better than Phil, at least in that they take part in the same parasocial industry as he does; my point is to illustrate what is going to kill his streaming career dead. The kids and young adults watching Vtubers and cartoon avatars are not going to give a shit about an unwashed, unfunny, abrasive forty-year-old nodding off in between bouts of rage quitting matches in CoD.
 
Thanks for confirming you still use the same phone number DSP.

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Edit; For context this is from last night's Gin & Answers session. In case he deletes this tweet and someone needs to source a date and time.
Yeah, Phil, that's complete horseshit, and I'm gonna tell you why.

Fun fact, Phil: I don't know John Rambo's phone number either. So what did I do? I looked up his YouTube channel, Stayballsy, went to his About page, and found his Twitter account. Now granted, I don't know if he even uses that account anymore (hell, he might have even moved on from it), but he could have at least made the effort to shoot him a private message and ask for his contact info if he ever picked up.

And if he didn't well, he either 1) doesn't use the account anymore, or 2) he's fucking done with you because you took advantage of your friendship, used Rambo and Howard like a toilet, and threw them away. And when they tried to get you to understand where they're at, you accused them of stirring the pot and ghosted them. Is it a wonder why Rambo would even talk with you then, Phil?

Also "he stopped responding to me after he made that video". Well obviously Phil didn't watch it, because it ends with Rambo telling Phil to call him and settle the matter. Why is it John's responsibility to repair a friendship you fucked up, Phil?

Wow, dood, such a good friend.
 
I tend to flip flop back and forth on this. I wouldn't say that it's related to Phil's stupidity, as much as Phil's ability to live completely in denial.

At the risk of sounding like an armchair psychologist, I think Phil's hermit lifestyle has definitely skewed his sense of reality. He's by no means full on crazy or hearing voices or whatever, but I think he's lived in his own bubble for so long and dismissed all criticism, that he actually believes some of his lies. Mostly about opinion based things, something factual, like Line or Champions, that he knows he's straight up lying about. But, him being mature and successful and everything, well, when everyone in your life tells you something is true for several years, you're bound to believe it. And Phil has made it where that's his reality. Yeah, he has detractors shouting at him about being a failure, and I do think in some gin fueled moments he actually reflects on what's being shouted at him, but otherwise, he's deluded himself into automatically thinking they're wrong and just jealous trolls.

He shows a lot of signs of this whenever he talks about anything real world. When he talks about expecting to get attacked while shopping or Walmart being an IRL Call of Duty match, he's being serious. Same with his excitement when the most mundane of things happens to him, like someone coming to check his alarm. He legit thinks it's a huge deal that requires 30+ minutes of explanation because how could anyone grasp the complex intricacies of a monumental event. Same deal with him insisting Jasper is actually his family, or his crazy theories about lag match making.

Someone made a post last year, when we were a good five or six months into quarantine talking about how much the isolation has messed with their general perception, and how it's crazy to imagine that, with the exception of his one day off a week, Phil has lived like this for years. And I imagine that person was still socializing way more than Phil does on average. Deep down, I think Phil knows he's a failure, but without anyone to hold him accountable, he has plenty of ways to hide from the truth. To sink even deeper into the armchair, I imagine that's part of why he's addicted to mobile games, because they provide a constant dopamine hit and tell him that he's winning by leveling up his wrestlers and unlocking new characters. He's constantly chasing the win, whether in mobile games, his "savage viral tweets", lean in banning someone or "going beast mode" against scrubs after tanking his profile low enough to be matched up with brand new players.

For an armchair psychologist, you’ve made a pretty solid analysis of Phil.

Human beings are social creatures, but its a two way street.


If someone lives like a hermit, or, like Chris and Phil are able to filter out anyone but asspatters, they can easily lose their realism and grasp on reality and live in a fantasy they’ve created for themselves and which is walled off from the real world.


Especially when we’re talking about someone like Phil or Chris who weren’t right in the head from begin with.

(And Phil wasn’t normal to begin with. I’m not going to speculate about autism or IQ or NPD, but fuck... Something went wrong at some point with Phil!
Go back and look at 15-20 year old videos of him, and you’ll see what I mean. Phil today is like Phil then, just turned up to the max.)

The sad thing is, that if Phil hadn’t been such a hermit, he probably would have been much happier and more normal.


Streaming: His “dream” fucking ruined him. If he had stayed on the job market, he would have had friends and human contact. He might have been that loudmoud at work who’s annoying sometimes, but he wouldn’t have been the mess you see today.

He might have made less money, but overall I’d bet he would have been a lot happier.

Careful what you wish for kids, it may come true!

Also: Is it just me or does Phil seem tipsy/drunk at times?!? He’s speech is often half slurred like you see with alcoholics and drug addicts who aren’t as good as hiding their shit as they think?!

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Some lonely faggy money creature pretends that he's multiple people in order to throw money at DSP, in return DSP shields the money creature when it comes to the shady behind-da-scenes shit the money creature does, like doxing (or attempting to dox) detractors as well as fellow paypigs. As you can see, there are two actors involved and they work together for the goal of making Phil seem like a white haht pahpular schtreemer with organic support from the silent majority, as well as making sure that any Pig Ops go smoothly and that Phil's schemes and scams are kept hidden, as well as the money creature's doxing and other gay shit he does. Let's compare that to the Line app "conspiracy" theory. There is no other actor in this "conspiracy", Phil is the only active participant in all of this. Same for the WWE Champions thing, who is he "conspiring" with to throw money at the game for a chance of getting that 5 star Hulkster? Nobody, no mentally ill nudnik "conspiracy theory" mentions another actor working together with Phil, ergo claiming that Phil is spending a lot of money on a shitty sweaty men jpeg game by definition cannot be a conspiracy theory.

You know what could be classed as a conspiracy theory? Claiming that detractors are pulling the mother of all gay ops by impersonating Phil so well on WWE Champions that they pool together their money to spend over $40k on pulling pictures of sweaty men. The gay op is so immaculate and so well planned out and executed that the detractors running it are only ever online when it's believable for Phil to be online, they always make damn sure that Phil is either on break or not streaming whenever they go online and play the game. They have also pulled a gay op regarding the Line app where they either broke into Phil's house to get the verification code in order to sign up to the Line app or they did some sort of 1337 h4xx0r move where they compromised Phil's phone number so that the SMS message with the verification code arrived on one of their phones, somehow Phil or his phone service provider never noticed this.

Btw: This is hermits and absolute idiots see really: “Someone could easily have faked all of this, or spent 50.000$ on setting me up to be trolled!”

Phils slipping grasp on reality makes him think that anyone would be dumb enough to believe this.
 
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>Something big going on behind the scenes
>Has to drive 30 minutes to a doctors appointment today

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Soon?
Lulzy but doubtful.

Phil is too much of a weirdo and narcissist to tolerate having a child.
“Stupid detractor baby makes me change a diaper... AGAIN! Why he can’t he be mature about it and NOT cry and he’ll get changed eventually!”

He’s also entirely deluded enough to think that a pig, a horse and a cat constitute a family.

“I want to be a good father to Jasper!”

Khat on her part has little interest in breeding or having foals. If you recall: Her (much more attractive, Lul!) sister is a drug addicted prostitute, and Khat’s mother was so insane she got locked up and had all her kids taken by the state.

Hardly a past that makes you want to have kids yourself. In that sense, Khat and Phil are the perfect match.

But you know: Never say never.

BTW: If there IS a baby, but Phil outright refuses to show it or gets pissy when it’s brought up, it’s either because it was a fundraising scam or the kid is half Black.
 
He's by no means full on crazy or hearing voices or whatever
Not to piss on your bombfire, I mostly agree with you.

But the most truly insane don't hear any voices(Hi Khet), even those that are supposed to be within their own heads, like consience, regret and self-respect...

Add all of this together and then you'll see people do desperate shit. OF whores, Phil and streamers in general, fucking incels, joining KF etc.

Not saying that's neccessarily Phil rn, I meant it more in general, but I wouldnt call him exactly sane too, after 12 years of the same old shit
 
You know with his number supposedly all over the internet, I'm very surprised detractors havent spammed it non-stop. Really. No detractor has sent offensive text messages or called him 24/7 to annoy him, even if he didnt pick up it would certainly interfere with his wwe champions and streams. And if he did pick it up what are you going to say? Dsp get a job?

AND YET...this has never happened. Curious. Almost as if his number isnt that widely available and detractors arent shithead mentally ill nudniks.

The guy (its the guy) deserves the wings treatment but is treated with kid gloves. The gaul of this man to complain about people investigating his lies and scams, laying it all out to see and not resorting to actual harassment.
 
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