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Never gave much of a shit about this topic, but now that we’ve got a trailer, it honestly looks pretty mediocre for all the hate it instantly recieved.
Sure, I get why everyone instantly hated it, but now that it’s actually here, I’m honestly more disappointed that it’s not as disappointing.
Looks like something you’d see on a little kid’s channel.
Perhaps I'm dumb, but I actually thought they were going to emulate anime more than they did. Like how Avatar looked like anime. Then again, you'd need artists for that, not people looking to draw for a paycheck. That might be the gayest sentence I've ever wrote, but its true!

Due to the rollback, gonna repost the image of the poster so we can make fun of it a second time and question the creators' choice of familiars the girls have.
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Weird. The rollback makes me feel like I lost some memory of this thread. Didn't I shit talk the characters? Didn't someone point out how the orange haired dickhead in the back is probably trans? I think that would actually be a neat story for a character, but you know they'll fuck it up by just saying "trans rights are human rights! Trans people are valid!" instead of actually having a dialogue about gender dysphoria or anything interesting. Actually, has any show done that? Has any show actually went in and said "this is dysphoria, and it ain't fun"?

While we're on the topic of the characters, I fucking hate Rosemary's(?) hair. Its like a bucket's on her head.

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Perhaps I'm dumb, but I actually thought they were going to emulate anime more than they did. Like how Avatar looked like anime. Then again, you'd need artists for that, not people looking to draw for a paycheck. That might be the gayest sentence I've ever wrote, but its true!


Weird. The rollback makes me feel like I lost some memory of this thread. Didn't I shit talk the characters? Didn't someone point out how the orange haired dickhead in the back is probably trans? I think that would actually be a neat story for a character, but you know they'll fuck it up by just saying "trans rights are human rights! Trans people are valid!" instead of actually having a dialogue about gender dysphoria or anything interesting. Actually, has any show done that? Has any show actually went in and said "this is dysphoria, and it ain't fun"?

While we're on the topic of the characters, I fucking hate Rosemary's(?) hair. Its like a bucket's on her head.

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They look like they barely have any volume or weight to them, that's what makes them even worse, I even tried my hand at a shitty sketch to try and make her hair look at least decent.
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(honestly I believe adding a few hairties would make it look a lot more believable)
 
/co/ will still find a way to like it and coom over faux anime girls
/co/'s a 4chan thing, right? I google High Guardian spice and /co/ together, and this was the first thing I saw.

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They look like they barely have any volume or weight to them, that's what makes them even worse, I even tried my hand at a shitty sketch to try and make her hair look at least decent.

Its weird how much better that looks, but you'd still have to solve the issue of her bangs. They droop over her head like she's wearing a wig, it looks dumb. I feel like her hair worked better in the original cartoony style of the show. It still looked goofy, but the goofy style sort of makes the show look more endearing.

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I'm guessing they were afraid of having a full on cartoon looking show on Crunchy Roll, so they changed the style.
 
Didn't I shit talk the characters? Didn't someone point out how the orange haired dickhead in the back is probably trans?
Yeah, that was in the thread, now sadly lost to the ether.

I'm guessing they were afraid of having a full on cartoon looking show on Crunchy Roll, so they changed the style.
And joke's on Crunchyroll, it still doesn't look anime-enough and no teenager will watch it on an anime streaming platform. Hell, the adaptations of Korean webcomics still look like anime compared to this wanna-be.
 
Wow, literally the only thing that has been changed is the eyes, nothing else. Fantastic. Really shows how much care was put into this.
Didn't someone point out how the orange haired dickhead in the back is probably trans?
I did, teehee. I speculated that because he seems to have a crush (in a nonpredatory way) on the blue girl and since wokesters despise "classic" straight couples...
Also, he's has this "uwu softboi" thing going on and these types tend to get a shitton of trans headcanons in fandoms.
I doubt they'll do tranny character right or interesting, I'm sure it'll be something like "There's literally no difference between cis men/women and trans men/women and if you question anything then you're an irredeemable bigot and deserve to die reeeeeee".
I'm also predicting a (white male) strawman character that will be racist aganist elves or something.
 
The school looks so..... underwhelming. The shitty cgi doesn't help it (Seriously, the early 2000s Winx Club has a better looking CGI Alfea) but it's so boring and unimpressive for a supposed magical school. I thought the school was gonna be that castle on the hill in one of the pieces of background concept art, which were funnily enough the only somewhat impressive part of the entire trailer. That's where you'd think a super prestigious magical school would be located, at least.
 
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Wow, literally the only thing that has been changed is the eyes, nothing else. Fantastic. Really shows how much care was put into this.
I did, teehee. I speculated that because he seems to have a crush (in a nonpredatory way) on the blue girl and since wokesters despise "classic" straight couples...
Also, he's has this "uwu softboi" thing going on and these types tend to get a shitton of trans headcanons in fandoms.
I doubt they'll do tranny character right or interesting, I'm sure it'll be something like "There's literally no difference between cis men/women and trans men/women and if you question anything then you're an irredeemable bigot and deserve to die reeeeeee".
I'm also predicting a (white male) strawman character that will be racist aganist elves or something.

The lines also look softer and the characters have a rounder appearance. Like the whole "cal-arts" style thing that people hate so much. Honestly, I'd take this look over the fake Anime look simply because it looks like the characters are more dynamic and expressive. Now, it looks like anime blob shit.
 
It's literally smack-dab in between actual anime (one of which has the creators of Death Note listed for it) on an anime-streaming platform. Good-fucking-luck getting an audience interested in it.

It'll be pirated within the day, guaranteed.
I wouldn’t even pirate this to hate-watch, though I feel like it will have decent numbers due to people watching it out of morbid curiosity.
 
I wouldn’t even pirate this to hate-watch, though I feel like it will have decent numbers due to people watching it out of morbid curiosity.
Its not even hate watch worthy. Maybe to anime fags, but they don't like anything but the most generic waifu filled bullshit. I swear to god this show is just going to come and go, and that'll be the end of it.
 
And it's trying WAAAY too hard to be like Little Witch Academia, except that anime had soul and integrity, two things High Guardian Spice lacks.
 
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