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Coke Zero said:
If regular jobs are so volatile, how does he feel comfortable taking money from people who are working real jobs? If you really think all these people will lose their jobs eventually, its really shitty to ask them for money when you think they'll really need it at some in the future.
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Maybe he doesn't feel bad because he assumes his fans just collect welfare? Idk Phil and logical thinking do not go together
 
someone asks about torchlight 3
>I don't know what you are talking about
you fat fuck haven't heard about d2 devs leaving and creating torchlight?

>forgot to stop prestream recording
option 1. cut half hour from the video
or
option 2. upload it anyway

guess which one he picked.
 
PieceofShet said:
Few thoughts.

It says a lot that we dont even have separate topics for these begathons and literally no one asking one to be made. These begathons got soo common, we kinda expect them at this point.

Someone recently pointed out that he ALWAYS says "enjoy" at the end and since then, it bothers me soo much!
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This annoyed me from the first time I saw him do it! Trump did it at the end of every tweet where he plugged a media appearance. He'd give the time and place and end it with 'Enjoy!'. I wonder if that's where Phil got it from haha.

I can't stomach Phil outside of this thread and Snort Burnell summaries, so I just saw the new one and his rant about Twitch was amazing. I know he does the 'I could sue and win, I just don't have the money' thing pretty often, but this was especially exceptional:

'I could sue them, but I probably won't. I don't have the time or means and nothing to gain. Whatever, I'm not gonna cry about it! I'm not gonna be on here every day and cry about how unfair it is!'

NEWSBREAK: Area man believes he has moral and legal high ground over streaming platform he claims 'destroyed my life financially'. When asked if legal action was a possibility, he stated, 'I have nothing to gain'.

Good, Phil.
 
Coke Zero said:
If regular jobs are so volatile, how does he feel comfortable taking money from people who are working real jobs? If you really think all these people will lose their jobs eventually, its really shitty to ask them for money when you think they'll really need it at some in the future.
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I didn't think about that either, but I also don't have to, at least not the way Phil does, because I'm not the one guilt-tripping people with regular jobs.

Of course, Phil's logic is really that HE has bad luck with regular jobs, not that everybody has to worry about suddenly losing theirs (even though plenty of people do). He doesn't realize what this suggests about him, because he never lives in reality since that would crush him.

And how are we supposed to fake the fact that his account has over $40k dumped into it? How do we make him react to the meme in such a suspicious manner? I can't stress enough how Phil's history demonstrates that this wouldn't bother him if it wasn't dead on. It would make no sense to get worked up over it, to mention it so many times over the course of 18 months, because the only thing it has done besides persist, is come up during the bankruptcy, which wasn't even a problem for him. An innocent person doesn't anticipate issues from something false hindering their bankruptcy proceedings. They're blind-sided by it, especially someone like Phil, who gets blind-sided by the most predictable things. Like when his patterns in fighting games get recognized and the opponent adapts accordingly.

Phil really fucks himself from being believable when he ignores so much of the evidence of what kind of person he is. Contradiction between effort put in and expected result, as always. "I'm going to be literally the only person on YouTube struggling with this part of this game and then act like I have any business critiquing it. What's that? I should pick only one? Fuck you! I want both!" Damn toddler.
 
Texas Funnyhair said:
Pigsplaining why he won't get a job, says regular jobs aren't stable.

Dave, regular jobs are stable for people who aren't complete fuckups.

Not a single mention of the ten year plan.
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  • Brick and mortar jobs aren't stable, they can fire you at any time! Streaming is stable.
  • Twitch kicked me out of the partnership program for no reason and without warning. Now I can't pay my mortgage.
Pick one you fucking retard.
 
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NursezillaX said:
This annoyed me from the first time I saw him do it! Trump did it at the end of every tweet where he plugged a media appearance. He'd give the time and place and end it with 'Enjoy!'. I wonder if that's where Phil got it from haha.

I can't stomach Phil outside of this thread and Snort Burnell summaries, so I just saw the new one and his rant about Twitch was amazing. I know he does the 'I could sue and win, I just don't have the money' thing pretty often, but this was especially exceptional:

'I could sue them, but I probably won't. I don't have the time or means and nothing to gain. Whatever, I'm not gonna cry about it! I'm not gonna be on here every day and cry about how unfair it is!'

NEWSBREAK: Area man believes he has moral and legal high ground over streaming platform he claims 'destroyed my life financially'. When asked if legal action was a possibility, he stated, 'I have nothing to gain'.

Good, Phil.
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"At any moment, I could pick up a pen and draft a lawsuit at a professional level."

"I can be good at practicing law if I really wanted to"
 
CoomerCouch v2.69 said:
This just in, per OIC: All our evidence against Phil (AND against OIC) is photoshopped hogwash. Disregard the Discord leaks that were recorded live, disregard the Piece of Peace video where he showed the LINE account existed on video live and how damn near impossible that is to fake. Apparently all that can be done via Photoshop.
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OnlyIcedCuckold doesn't even believe that. He's just coping, seething, and dilating because he gave thousands of dollars to a fat gay streamer who's creeped out by him.

What convinced me about things like the WWE Champions account wasn't any jpg or leak. It was Phil himself. I've watched him enough to know when he's lying and when he's genuinely confused.
Imagine playing poker with Phil. Picture his reaction when he gets a nice juicy tip, that shit-eating grin and the squinty beady polack eyes. Now picture him pretending to give a shit about Garbachomp or whatever in Pokemon Snap. It would be that easy.
 
Okay, I admit it, I am DownFromTheRafters.

It was an elaborate operation to make Phil look bad. First, I had to spend around $50,000 - $100,000 to create a top ranked account and play hours every day for over 1,000 days.

I also had to carefully plan my login times to never once overlap with when Phil was streaming. I would even login during his stream breaks. I haven't slipped up once in nearly 2 years since trolls have been tracking our online times.

I also hopped his fence and broke into his condo to access his phone while he was at the mall so I could register a LINE account using his personal phone number, making it look like it's his account.

I also would hack into Phil's discord account. You know, the one with the exact same global ID number that was found in both his mod discord and the wwe champions discord. Then I mastered Phil's exact manner of speak so I could speak to my champions guild members and have the trolls think I was Phil. I was so good that even speech analysis software found my manner of speech exact to Phil's.

I also, as DownFromTheRafters, refused to show any easily provable evidence that I was indeed not Phil, such as a voice recording, or blurred out ID card. I let the trolls instead chase me out of over a dozen different factions to give the illusion I was actually Phil, just running scared.


I am now broke, homeless, and living under a bridge but the gayop was worth it.
 
Coke Zero said:
If regular jobs are so volatile, how does he feel comfortable taking money from people who are working real jobs?
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How many of his viewers do we think have real jobs anyway?
PlanetJeff has a job, though I was under the impression his pig-whaling was from his dead wife's life insurance - essentially a windfall. Is he even around anymore?
Same story with BSV back in the day, he might have had some menial job but the money he was burning came from a settlement.
That guy saving up for a car must be working some sort of job, and I think it was hinted that one or two of the current whales can be "tapped out" till paychecks arrive.

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hundredthousand said:
I was so good that even speech analysis software found my manner of speech exact to Phil's.
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I don't include this in Phil's "Hall Of Guilt" because the software in question was just one guy's personal project and he never got around to explaining how it works.

Boegjavel said:
gamling
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This is a perfectly delightful typo that I want to see more of in Phil's chat :lol:
Of course I meant "gaming", what did you think I meant?
 
Why the fuck is this idiot doing this weird flex? Is he that insecure that he needs to pump himself up with this BS after his whining?
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hundredthousand said:
Okay, ....worth it.
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dude, did you just admit entering a closet gated community, where the cups are 24/7 to respond to any trespassing? You are screwed. The Talibans are already flying to seatlol.
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Why the fuck is this idiot doing this weird flex? Is he that insecure that he needs to pump himself up with this BS after his whining?
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I bet he has better orgasms with his new chair
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How likely is it that Phil doesn't understand the word "volatile"? Because no normal human being would say that a streamer has a less volatile job than a person with a regular 9-to-5 job.

My guess is Phil once heard the word volatile in the chemistry context, and thought "So volatile is something that turns into gas huh... Well, my PC and consoles can't turn into gases, so no worries there, nuhuh!".
 
I bet the trolls used their doctoring hacking skills to make it LOOK like Phil retconned the Ten Year Plan, implying he scammed his mother out of $4000 and flushed it down the drain with his bad spending habits
How bad would that make him look, right guys?
 
Wasabi Panda said:
So now he may play the new COD, The whole "#DoBetterBlizzard" not supporting anything Activision/Blizzard lasted, what? A week if that.

Oh phil
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Remember his Konami and Kojima rant in 2015 when he said that no one should buy MGS5 so that Konami is not supported. And then said "Will you play it? Well if people want me to see it play!" Like WTF? This guy tries to boost his "business" by any means only to see it flop even harder because he is such a hypocrite
 
Guys, I just got enlighted by the holy spirit of Ginantonic, the greatest God of them all. Remember Phil's hilarious phrase "It's not begging, it's advertisement"? Of course you do. The only logical reason occured to me for why he thinks that, it just makes sense.

Listen.

DSP describes his job as free khantent which gets crowdfunded to keep on doing his job, or he gets tipped. So this money comes from a crowd of people who just want to enjoy free content. To make them pay up he occasionaly (quite often) and blatantly demands money. We call it begging, he calls it advertising.

You know how this sounds like?

Mobile games, the free ones. They get "crowdfunded" by micro-transactions and often ads. They also quite often press some messages in your face with pay to win signs, just pay the money. They advertise for their own pay-to-win product in their own game.

Phil is delirious by nature. I wouldn't be surprised if he argues his business decisions with this business model. He's an addict of mobile games and online spending, I could see a very weird connection here.
 
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