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NursezillaX said:
Him trying to play the part of the calm, world-wise, long-term consequence considering, and mature 'adult' in order to try and deflect criticism over his attitude of 'no big deal' after not hitting his goal, especially when he lead up to it by going HARD trying to drum up pity with all his 'sleepless night' bullshit, is probably the most offensive thing I've seen him try to pull to date.
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There's a silver lining, though, and that's that his attempt to re-assert command over the paypigs isn't working. He played nice after failing to hit the goal in order to save face, it was either that or keep going with the "can't pay my mortgage" narrative, which was clearly too scary for him. That's the thing about guilt-tripping people so hard like that, once they call your bluff by not giving you all the money you asked for, you either maintain the guilt-tripping or retcon shit so you can back off. The former is risky, especially for Phil's situation, where the paypigs are probably already holding back because of said constant guilt-tripping, so holding another begathon and being all "this is because you didn't give me what I asked for before the deadlines I set" could burn even more bridges.

And Phil still being on his "Returnal sucks" kick is hilarious when he's the guy with YEARS of bad-mouthing developers because he couldn't figure out the simplest shit in the world.
 
Texas Funnyhair said:
Pigsplaining why he won't get a job, says regular jobs aren't stable.

Dave, regular jobs are stable for people who aren't complete fuckups.

Not a single mention of the ten year plan.
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That's funny Phail because I bet every single one of your old jobs still exists today. Also,
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Then you have to explain how begging and not knowing if you'll get another dollar is 'stable'.
 
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UncleFuckAss said:
Retail jobs aren't worth his time but he has no problem sending Panda/Khet out there to wageslave lmao
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I think it's because Phil said she has to work to get insurance so he can be on it. If true it means he can't qualify for healthcare credit from the state probably because of his income bracket, but at the same time, he's probably disbarred from any governmental programs due to his dodging of taxes.

When that coronary comes it's gonna be Pedolee all over in the hospital
 
This just in, per OIC: All our evidence against Phil (AND against OIC) is photoshopped hogwash. Disregard the Discord leaks that were recorded live, disregard the Piece of Peace video where he showed the LINE account existed on video live and how damn near impossible that is to fake. Apparently all that can be done via Photoshop.
 
"I wouldn't make as much money with a 9 to 5 with some streaming than what I'm doing right now"

It is indeed true, DSP. But then how do people on a 9 to 5 survive?
 
KKKrèmebrûlée said:
"Every job I've had is less stable than streaming, every job I've had they've laid me off". Hmmm what is the constant variable, Phil?
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Phil got laid off from blip tv and twitch. He has horrible job security, and is at the whim of horrible corporations like twitch and YouTube, not to mention relying on whales to keep his funding.
 
Phil and OiC had a rehearsed tip and comment so Phil can own the trolls with claims of photoshopped evidence to make the laughing stock of the streaming community look bad. There is plenty of evidence of Phil looking bad which isnt fake, and in fact is monetized on his own channel, ''DSPGaming''

So we are making up OiC will hit the vest goal tonight aswell because Phil has been embarrassed by not hitting the tips goal
 
Rubea Meretrix said:
"I wouldn't make as much money with a 9 to 5 with some streaming than what I'm doing right now"

It is indeed true, DSP. But then how do people on a 9 to 5 survive?
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Don't you know? Everyone that works a 9 to 5 job receives a bank deposit of $37 from someone called SilentBob everyday when they take a lunch break.

Nobody is sure who this person is, but he's pretty generous!
 
Phil calling his streaming gig "stable" when he just got kicked from the partnership program on Twitch "for no reason"? Does he realize that sounds like his history with regular jobs? Doesn't he always say that he got laid off "for no reason"? What happens when YouTube does it? According to his own words, it's inevitable and there's nothing he can do.

He is telling the truth about one thing, though: he would never land a job earning six figures. This is indeed the only way he can make that kind of money.

Little does he realize yet, that those days are coming to an end.
 
I can’t remember if any of my posts were lost because I spent the weekend high as fuck so have this placeholder just in case

[five paragraphs playing armchair psychiatrist regarding Phil’s behavioral motivations and sexuality]

[breakdown of Phil’s bizarrely cushy-yet-restrictive lifestyle for the eighteenth time]

[“donators are fags no matter why they do it lol”]

[begging jannies to fix my shit because I’m a phoneposting eunuch]

[thinly-veiled threat on Phil’s life if he ever plays Valkyrie Profile {in Roblox}]

[fin.]
 
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Phil, bending over backwards to say that you're not a lazy piece of shit for not getting a real job can't be good for your back.
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He's coping hard that he is working for a living and deserves the lifestyle he wants.

He is actually fuming that the piggies didnt pay him enough, because he ranted about being overworked and not paid enough in every job he's ever had.
 
If regular jobs are so volatile, how does he feel comfortable taking money from people who are working real jobs? If you really think all these people will lose their jobs eventually, its really shitty to ask them for money when you think they'll really need it at some in the future.
 
Coke Zero said:
If regular jobs are so volatile, how does he feel comfortable taking money from people who are working real jobs? If you really think all these people will lose their jobs eventually, its really shitty to ask them for money when you think they'll really need it at some in the future.
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And he 'hates' how corporate America treats their workers, so shouldn't he be okay with taking money from them, actually he should want to take money from them. He really doesn't think before he speaks, just says whatever he thinks is popular.
 
Coke Zero said:
If regular jobs are so volatile, how does he feel comfortable taking money from people who are working real jobs? If you really think all these people will lose their jobs eventually, its really shitty to ask them for money when you think they'll really need it at some in the future.
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He's too stuck up for a regular job. He's too good for that. You simpleton poors can't understand.
 
DeeTracktor said:
Phil and OiC had a rehearsed tip and comment so Phil can own the trolls with claims of photoshopped evidence to make the laughing stock of the streaming community look bad. There is plenty of evidence of Phil looking bad which isnt fake, and in fact is monetized on his own channel, ''DSPGaming''

So we are making up OiC will hit the vest goal tonight aswell because Phil has been embarrassed by not hitting the tips goal
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If only there was a mobile phone screenshot that could have been shown to the camera to prove us wrong.
 
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