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Okay Phil, we get it. Not only are you clout-chasing, you're using "interactive streamer" as code for being a lazy fuck who needs his hand held every step of the way. Jeez, just say that you want chat to help you. We already know you do that, anyway.

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He's as transparent as the greasy paper that wraps his burgers.
 
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
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Okay Phil, we get it. Not only are you clout-chasing, you're using "interactive streamer" as code for being a lazy fuck who needs his hand held every step of the way. Jeez, just say that you want chat to help you. We already know you do that, anyway.

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What the fuck, this man has two modes and they’re both boring. “Only AAA new releases” or “only shit that absolutely every other streamer in the business has already done”. Hands up everyone who wants to watch DSP get handheld through a puzzle, make superficial remarks at the plot at best, guffaw and “what the fuck” at the fake crash screen and muse like a stoned retard about what 204863 means.
 
Jeez, his telltale point n click playthroughs are just about the worst. He's been doing Last Stop through gamepass and it's just the usual gin infused mushbrain shit we've come to expect. Goat laughs, general cluelessness, hot takes on the plot... At least he's been chilling with pigsplainaing the plot for max stalling. Still, the stalling comes from stopping to read shoutouts and all. He's gonna get around 9 hours of streams out of a 4 hour walk n talk simulator.

It has "British-Style writing" btw. He's "Never had a game with British-Style writing before" (Watch Dogs Legion would be the closest example but I think his memory is shit) and he thinks it's "Very witty." What he means to say is haha britbongs talk funny. Big manchild being entertained by the stupidest things.

Of course he'd just stick to easy shit that no one cares about even with Gamepass and a lot of free games. Get your ass back to the Big Bacon Barbeque of Halo multiplayer, Phil. Khantributions have been slow because you're sticking religiously to children's games for almost a year now. Nobody here even mentions what you're playing any more. Nearly every single stream since Yakuza 7 has been a Chill Stream.
 
Cyber Bowling said:
I think he treats it like his "signature". He's not actually trying to hide the fact that it's him because he uses the same formula that we've identified months ago, and given how often he reads the farms, he knows that. He wants to make it seem like we're obsessing and trying to sort through some elaborate spiderweb of online aliases to find out who he is. In reality, I think the opposite happened where nobody looks into his names and just assumes that basically anyone who supports is OIC, whether or not the donation fits the usual pattern.
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This. OIC is such a loser and so attention starved. He honestly thinks this is half of the farms and detractor base trying to figure him out:

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The truth is you have mental issues, you aren't that clever,and not that many people care about you OIC. You are just part of the trainwreck we stare at as we drive by. Once the doxx comes out (and it will someday) any sense of "notoriety" will be gone. And you'll rarely be mentioned ever again.

Besides...just like most of Phil's other whales we know what OIC will resemble:

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I don't know how anyone can watch him play this stupid walking simulator, even ironically. He's so stupid it hurts.

He's hung up on fictional characters' bathroom habits, doesn't pay attention to the story but keeps asking "what's happening I don't get it" as the story is progressing. I barely paid attention to a restream and got the black guy is some alien or some shit, made friends with the black girl, the white girl found out their secret and he did some glowy stuff to her, next day everything that was mundane previous to this point in the game is somehow different probably cause the Mr burns alien angel thing changed reality by erasing white girl.

I can't imagine him watching something as simple as quantum leap "why does no one see sam as himself? I don't get it? how come no one sees scott bakula, I don't get it? Why are people walking through Al, I don't get it, whats going on, this isn't realistic. Wait, where did sam go after the flash" but repeat episode after episode

It's like he's so dumb that he doesn't understand how storytelling works.

maybe that's why he's so angry and prone to lashing out, he confused and can't understand anything that's happening around him so he goes in to unga bunga mode.
 
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LolCowCentral said:
Once the doxx comes out (and it will someday) any sense of "notoriety" will be gone. And you'll rarely be mentioned ever again.
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I feel that this is the telltale heart of oic. The fact that at any moment everything will fall. He’s living in the moment. He knows either he has to finish his “big plan” (there isn’t one), or fall when he gets caught.

tick, tock, motherfucker
 
Wasabi Panda said:
I don't know how anyone can watch him play this stupid walking simulator, even ironically. He's so stupid it hurts.

He's hung up on fictional characters' bathroom habits, doesn't pay attention to the story but keeps asking "what's happening I don't get it" as the story is progressing. I barely paid attention to a restream and got the black guy is some alien or some shit, made friends with the black girl, the white girl found out their secret and he did some glowy stuff to her, next day everything that was mundane previous to this point in the game is somehow different probably cause the Mr burns alien angle thing changed reality by erasing white girl.

I can't imagine him watching something as simple as quantum leap "why does no one see sam as himself? I don't get it? how come no one sees scott bakula, I don't get it? Why are people walking through Al, I don't get it, whats going on, this isn't realistic. Wait, where did sam go after the flash" but repeat episode after episode

It's like he's so dumb that he doesn't understand how storytelling works.

maybe that's why he's so angry and prone to lashing out, he confused and can't understand anything that's happening around him so he goes in to unga bunga mode.
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For me the worst part is the goat laugh. Like, for example, anything that happens on screen causes the same reaction from him, regardless of what has been said:

- Oh no! He's dead! = *goat laughs*
- Careful, he's got a gun! = *goat laughs*
- I need to talk to you... = *goat laughs*
- I'm pregnant. = *goat laughs*

It's fucking terrible.
 
Pargon said:
Stage 1: Cope

Stage 2: Seethe


(Dear Universe: I do not want to see a Stage Three.)
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Truly the duality of man


Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Funny you mention that, here's one question Phil answered.
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Phil, everyone knows that you're not interested in oppai. Bara is the only thing that makes your little piggy hard.
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Why did he give this generic question such a toxic sarcastic response? Dude begs people to ask him stuff and he responds like this?


Draventren said:
Y'all wanna make this a Hades fourm? The game is more interesting than Phil can hope to be. I actually hope it doesn't take him long to beat a run in Hades. Anyone who's beaten it knows what I'm thinking about that will get a fun reaction out of him.

Important question time: what's his reaction to Achilles and the Minotaur? Will he be made wholly uncomfortable by a strong friendship with mild romantic undertones
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I’ve been mauling over half the gay shit in hades and how much daves homophobia will flare up. He won’t play enough for than gay shit sadly
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
Dude begs people to ask him stuff and he responds like this?
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People are only ever allowed to ask Phil questions which fit into two categories: food, and [subject he has arbitrarily decided to allow for discussion for the moment but he has not and will not clue anyone in as to what that is so you’ll just have to guess you idiot].
 
Cyber Bowling said:
I think he treats it like his "signature". He's not actually trying to hide the fact that it's him because he uses the same formula that we've identified months ago, and given how often he reads the farms, he knows that. He wants to make it seem like we're obsessing and trying to sort through some elaborate spiderweb of online aliases to find out who he is. In reality, I think the opposite happened where nobody looks into his names and just assumes that basically anyone who supports is OIC, whether or not the donation fits the usual pattern.

I think it's also his sad attempt at trying to remain relevant or interesting. It's the online equivalent of wearing a colorful fedora or whatever when you go out in public. Swaggins had the same insecure phase where he'd keep changing his name to try and boost his ego, the only difference is he was more "honest" about it by keeping Swaggins in the name and just changing the preface.

Switching gears to Phil complaining about super chats, I disagree that this is a new low. Not that it isn't low, that part I agree with, but it isn't new. He was able to avoid it with the vest streak being primarily tip driven, but Phil has gotten salty and negative about bits/cheers/subs before. If I remember my lore correctly, before the tips goal, Phil even got mad if people tipped too much, because he believed if people saw he got a huge tip during a steam, they wouldn't want to tip during the rest of the week because they assumed he was covered. I believe it was E7 or Tut he tried to shame over their insanely generous tips.

I think that's also his logic behind the daily goals. Having goals isn't uncommon for streamers, but I've never seen anyone do a daily goal. Usually, it's sub based, and monthly, with some kind of legitimate viewer reward/incentive at the end. Phil doesn't do weekly, or even per day because he's afraid if he did something like $2000 each week, he'd get a big donation on the first or second day, which he'd inevitably spend between streams on Champions, and then nobody would tip the rest of the week. It's a pretty big smoking gun that Phil has no ability whatsoever to save and just throws all of his money into Champions/Door Dash every night. I'd legitimately be surprised if he even has any money left from the first stream by the time the second stream starts.
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Besides the begging that has got so bad that he's basically a homeless man on the sidewalk begging for coins; I'd say his biggest lows were

  • Telling the world in depth about Panda Lee's hospitalization on the same day it happened.
  • Talking shit about Rambo and Howard for months then playing the victim once they finally fired back
  • That massive Pokemon Sun/Moon rant where he said his viewers are lazy and need to support him more. You could just tell that was off the cuff and he was legitimately pissed and showing his true colors.
 
SaidNoOneEver said:
That for real sounded like a crackhead needing a fix. He's acting like he owes the mob money now and they're going to break his legs soon.
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This is actually the thing that makes me most believe he has some kind of addiction issue at the root of his money issues. Idk what kind, but it's something. Having struggled my whole life with most forms of addiction up until a few years ago, if it's one that requires money to maintain it you'll see this exact mentality / behavior, where there is an urgency or a need for it to be a certain way (almost always cash or, the DSP equivalent of cash which is immediately accessible PayPal funds). If you tell someone that the money you need for your addiction is actually because you can't pay your electric bill and they offer to use their debit card to pay it for you, that's no good. You have to find a way to get them to give you cash so that YOU can 'pay' it, and it will almost always end up coming across exactly as he does here, where someone is giving you what you claim to need but your reaction to it is one of irritation and being ungrateful.

Nobody is going to take his house or shut off his lights and water, or even threaten to, for being a few weeks late paying his mortgage or utilities. If that's truly what he needed money for here, knowing he'd be getting it in a few weeks and would just have to pay it late and eat some 20 or 30 dollar late fee would be completely fine and would not warrant this reaction and panic. And paying bills late can't be an issue for him because nobody will ever convince me that someone who exhibits as much blatantly poor judgment and irresponsibility as Phil cares THIS much about making sure every one of his bills are paid by the exact due date. If it's not an addiction issue, and he truly needs money for what he claims, then it's not because he's trying to pay things on time like he's saying. It's because he already IS months behind and is actually in danger of the consequences that come from not being able to pay.
 
UncleFuckAss said:
Besides the begging that has got so bad that he's basically a homeless man on the sidewalk begging for coins; I'd say his biggest lows were

  • Telling the world in depth about Panda Lee's hospitalization on the same day it happened.
  • Talking shit about Rambo and Howard for months then playing the victim once they finally fired back
  • That massive Pokemon Sun/Moon rant where he said his viewers are lazy and need to support him more. You could just tell that was off the cuff and he was legitimately pissed and showing his true colors.
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The PandaLee reeeemergency was unquestionably the worst thing he has ever done in my view. The fact that he blabbed about it on the day made it worse but he had no right to discuss in such detail what her medical issues were, how “loopy” she was after hospital staff gave her medication, etc. It was an incredible betrayal of her trust and I’m sure if you were to call him out on it today he’d say that he’d asked her beforehand if he could talk about it and she said yes….after he’d already claimed in the past that she was out of her head on the medication she was given.

I don’t know if he did that because they were already broken up and he was feeling vindictive, or if he just saw the moment as a way to cajole more tips out of his viewers but I don’t think it was any coincidence that she was out of his life shortly after. She should’ve taken a match to the place on her way out; it’s what he deserved.
 
UaineRunei said:
For me the worst part is the goat laugh. Like, for example, anything that happens on screen causes the same reaction from him, regardless of what has been said:

- Oh no! He's dead! = *goat laughs*
- Careful, he's got a gun! = *goat laughs*
- I need to talk to you... = *goat laughs*
- I'm pregnant. = *goat laughs*

It's fucking terrible.
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No kidding. I actually miss that goofy clown laugh he would do when he was with PandaLee, but no thanks to Khet, we get "NYUUH....NYHUHUHU"
 
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
I’ve been mauling over half the gay shit in hades and how much daves homophobia will flare up. He won’t play enough for than gay shit sadly
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Homoeroticism doesn't really bother Phil I've noticed unless it involves one of the men being a sissified bimboified slave dressed as a woman. If it's two manly men doing manly things he just ack acks at it. I am more interested in how he'll react to Aphrodite.
 
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